Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........

Lol what gets us women is when you men believe the ladies had a night off.

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Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........

Ha ha so your one of "them" eh. Intelligent conversation Yeah fullued by lots of beef eh?

Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........

Could not be better, a good man in my life, my sister came from Holland for a visit.

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Why men love to barbeque and take all the credit.........

A MANLY BBQ GRILL....

Now this is a BBQ guaranteed to get everyone's attention.......I think it should be towed with the barrel facing backwards...then you wouldn't have to worry about anyone tailgating you....I don't know for sure but my guess is the owner is from Texas!!!!!!

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts..

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!




Congratulations Spain you played the better gam

I hope we get to see some of the "madness" being displayed in Spain, l like to share in the fun.

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Congratulations Spain you played the better gam

Hi, I can imagen the joy and celebrations going on right now in Spain.
Yes let the best man win eh?
I wished of course that the Dutch would win but this was not to be.
Maybe next time.

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Congratulations Spain you played the better gam

Disapointing for the Dutch but they did not play as well so?......

I see on youtube that several bussinesses and private homes have been painted orange.

Congratulations Spain you played the better gam

Yes Spain deserved to win cheering

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

Have you ever studied the profecies? That is what has gotten my interest big time!
Was it 1944 when a shepherd boy found parts of the Bible in a cave.
What was surprising was that it was found so much like what was known before

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

Lol, that maybe would be the virgin Mary?
No, there is only the trinity consisting of three in one

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

This could be the case with some, as many won't listen until they are down.
I just don't see how it would last.
I would think that when the person feels on top of the world again, they would lose interest and go their own way.

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

There is a chance that some years ago I would have told you the same thing.
I have experienced the power of God seen His work several times and no one will now be able to take that away from me today. wave

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

Do you mean why I talk about it?
If so, frankly am a teacher at heart.
I surely don't have all the answers but when I don't, I will try and find them for you.
Also I love to share and discuss these kind of things. (Not too argue)
Having had so many questions myself, perhaps show you a shortcut? lol

Eternity is a very long time, should you not invest some time in finding out where you will spent it?
You owe this to yourself not to me.

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

So wrong my friend.
I searched for about five years, drove scores of people nuts with my questions.
I was not brought up in a Christian home, so was on my own here.

I used to tell people that I had found Jesus until someone said; Oh I did not know that He was lost.
Lol, yes God has a sense of humour too.

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

Religion, I dont like the word.
Witchcraft is a religion too.
I dont even go to church, I used to though.
You can sit in church all day and still not be a believer.
Nor will standing in the garage all day, turn you into a car.

I know many people who go to church for fellowship and that is okay with me.
Too each his own.

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RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

In a way you are right.
I love to read the stories as told by the apostels the profecies and such.
If however we had only one scripture it would be enough to find God and salvation.

John 3-16
For God so loved the world (You) that who so ever believes in Him will has eternal life and should not perish.

I find the scriptures really so simple it is too bad that many make it so complicated

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

Right on I wouldn't either.
Those who were tortured did not do let this happen willingly.
They had no choice.
How they could rejoice after the pain had subsided is frankly beyond me as I could not do it.
I got a long road ahead of me then, I dont think so.

Yes there are people who flogg themselves to become closer to God. (They think)
I can not see this as this is not what my God is asking from me.

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

Do you mean ir-relevant here?
The whole Bible is relevant for myself I love the prophecies, but there is a big different between the old and the new testament.

In the old there is sacrificing of animals, the blood atonment.
In the new it is now Jesus who gave his blood once and for all.
This is why he said on the cross; It is finished.
What was finished? The sacrificing.
No more secrets held by the priest in the Holy of Holies.
That curtain twelve layers thick, was now rent in two after the crucifixing.

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

God has a different plan in the New Testament. In the old there where ten commandments.
In the New Jesus says; Love your neighbour as yourself and you will find you keep all ten commandments automaticly.

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

The Trinity; This is very difficult to understand.
Father, Son and Holy Spirit.
Three, yet one.

Using a crude example take an egg.
Yolk, white and shell.
Three different functions, yet one egg.

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

About pain.
Christians when experience pain of any kind. try to see this as identifying with the pain Jesus suffered on the cross.

Richard Wurmbrand tells of being beaten so much in prison that it became boring.
He tells of prisoners who had just been tortured, where when back in their cells were dancing with joy of having been permitted this indentification,

I have never been much good at suffering pain so most likely will fail that one.
Nor I must admit, have I ever suffered pain that was that bad that I could not handle it.

RE: THE BIBLE! KJV Authorised - THE ONLY TRUE AUTHORITY - Given to Man from God...

God says that ALL have come short of the glory of God. There is none that is right no not one.
All have sinned.
We can not earn our salvation it is free for those who will accept the sacrifice that Jesus made.

Too many people make salvation complicated it really is not.

RE: the return of jesus ,jesus is comeing soon,

Not very great,when I look at all those Children perish before they had a chance to make something of themselves![/quote



ALL children will go to Heaven and be with the Lord............

RE: the return of jesus ,jesus is comeing soon,

I read a poem once that so far as I know was written by a prisoner.
It read something like this;
I thought you where my friend.
Why did you not tell me about this place?
As here I stand condemmed, I thought you where my friend.



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Texing language....I find it difficult to read. Is it lacyness or?

I really am not attacking the fact but more a concern then when using texting all the time, the ability to learn another language is deminished somewhat.
You said that I do understand them right? This is not so.
When a person is using regular English but uses bad gramma, I can usuly
figure it out.
Not so when they use texting.

Texing language....I find it difficult to read. Is it lacyness or?

As you can see I still make plenty of mistakes myself when writing regular English.
I don't yet use a cell phone as I have so far not seen the need.

And no am not texting either. Perhaps someday?

Texing language....I find it difficult to read. Is it lacyness or?

Proving my point hug

Texing language....I find it difficult to read. Is it lacyness or?

You are right the texting is done in "shorthand" to save space.
The trouble I am having is when it is taking over everywhere else.

Texing language....I find it difficult to read. Is it lacyness or?

That is really what I am afraid of.
I am for myself happy I can read and write Enlish half way decent.
I see here people who have no real command of the English
language but do use texting.

Texing language....I find it difficult to read. Is it lacyness or?

Anytime someone needs to take the time to decypher what the other is saying it is defeating the purpose of the short cuts I think.
All I care about is too communicate and that is lost in texting.

Same is difficult or is it anynoying? when there is no space between a sentence.



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