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Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

When in the middle of a lake and you have to pee well it is easy for you, not so easy for me a woman.

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

Okay and tell me what happens when you shake the "little darling"
nothing gets on your hands?

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

I thank the good Lord everyday that He made me a woman.

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

We women know!

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

Okay on the subject on peeing, I have known two men who get on one knee.
When I told this to another he had to Google this and yes some do.

Sit down guys and we ladies don't need to wash the wall etc.etc.

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

I could "prove" my case but won't elaborate.
Okay I will, how come some men you can smell? Sorry guys.
You are right about shaking hands etc. and many other things we touch.
I think it is the thought more then anything?

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

Good tip, thank you.

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

Oh I do know their resoning but is their willy itself clean?
Okay guys just wash both case closed.

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

Wonderful you hear it said these days so often wash your hands a lot. You are okay Stress

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

Lol just wash the thing, I promise you will not shrink it, or wear it out.

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

No just next to the toilet or on the walls.
Of course you clean it all of the seat I just know you do.

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

Kudos my friend you are really in the minority
At least we women do not touch ourselves like you guys do eh?

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

Comon Eli you know we women know!

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

Pun intended?

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

Lol Stef put intended?

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

Unless I am a stupid blond it is easy to find out.
Number one. I am waiting for a man and he comes out in 1 minute flat.
When you have a guest in your home and you use the toilet after them, I see the sink is dry.
Helloooooooo

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

Thank you for being honest about your observation.
I have known this for many years and always wonder why.

Some men not washing their hands after having used the toilet, what gives guys?

It is a well known fact that a lot of men, you know if you are one of them, do Not wash their hands after having used the toilet.
Most women do wash their hands.

What gives and what is your excuse guys?
After all you are holding willie in your hand right?

Mobile fraud watch out...............

We sure need to watch out for so many things eh.
Well warnings is all we can do.

Mobile fraud watch out...............

Are you guilty of this mistake?........................

ALL FAMILY MEMBERS SHOULD READ THIS ESPECIALLY CHILDREN!

These crooks are getting very good!

A lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile telephone after her handbag was stolen.


Her handbag, which contained her mobile telephone, credit card, purse, etc., was stolen.
Twenty minutes later she called her husband, from a pay telephone telling him what had happened.



Her husband said, 'I have just received your text asking about our pin number and I have replied a little while ago.'

When they rushed down to the bank, the staff told them all the money was already withdrawn.



The thief had actually used the stolen mobile telephone to text her husband in the contact list and got hold of the pin number.



Within twenty minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.

Moral of the lesson:

Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list.

Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Mom, Dad, etc.,


And very importantly, when sensitive information is being asked for through texts, CONFIRM by calling back.


Also, when you are being text by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them.


If you do not reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and friends' who text you.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON.

I never thought about THAT!



As of right now, do you have 'home' named on the mobile?

The wash cloth..............very funny ladies...............

--- The Washcloth

Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!


I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 AM. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.


As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.


I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.


After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking.


After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard.


She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.



Never going back to that doctor......... Ever.

Some of you will understand these for other's it may be a learning experience

SOME OF YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THIS,
BUT FOR OTHERS,
IT MAY BE A LEARNING EXPERIENCE.

1. A Bone to Pick (someone who wants to discuss a disagreement)

2. An Axe to Grind (Someone who has a hidden motive. This phrase is said to have originated from Benjamin Franklin who told a story about a devious man who asked how a grinding wheel worked. He ended up walking away with his axe sharpened free of charge)

3. One bad apple spoils the whole barrel (one corrupt person can cause all the others to go bad if you don't remove the bad one)

4. At sea (lost or not understanding something)

5. Bad Egg (Someone who was not a good person)

6. Barking at a knot (meaning that your efforts were as useless as a dog barking at a knot.)

7. Barking up the wrong tree (talking about something that was completely the wrong issue with the wrong person)

8. Bee in your bonnet (To have an idea that won't let loose )

9. Been through the mill (had a rough time of it)

10. Between hay and grass (Not a child or an adult)

11. Blinky (Between sweet and sour as in milk)

12. Calaboose (a jail)

13. Catawampus (Something that sits crooked such as a piece of furniture sitting at an angle)

14. Dicker (To barter or trade)

15. Feather in Your Cap (to accomplish a goal. This came from years ago in wartime when warriors might receive a feather they would put in their cap for defeating an enemy)

16. Hold your horses (Be patient!)

17. Hoosegow ( a jail)

18. I reckon (I suppose)

19. Jawing/Jawboning (Talking or arguing)

20. Kit and caboodle (The whole thing)

21. Madder than an old wet hen (really angry)

22. Needs taken down a notch or two (like notches in a belt usually a young person who thinks too highly of himself and needs a lesson)

23. No Spring Chicken (Not young anymore)

24. Persnickety (overly particular or snobbish)

25. Pert-near (short for pretty near)

26. Pretty is as pretty does (your actions are more important than your looks)

27. Red up (clean the house)

28. Scalawag (a rascal or unprincipled person)

29. Scarce as hen's teeth (something difficult to obtain)

30. Skedaddle (Get out of here quickly)

31. Sparking (courting)

32. Straight From the Horse's Mouth (privileged information from the one concerned)

33. Stringing around, gallivanting around, or piddling (Not doing anything of value)

34. Sunday go to meetin' dress (The best dress you had)

35. We wash up real fine (is another goodie)

36. Tie the Knot (to get married)

37. Too many irons in the fire (to be involved in too many things)

38. Tuckered out (tired and all worn out)

39. Under the weather (not feeling well this term came from going below deck on ships due to sea sickness thus you go below or under the weather)

40. Wearing your 'best bib and tucker' (Being all dressed up)

41. You ain't the only duck in the pond (It's not all about you)

Send in by a Sikh, I applied but did not succeed so sad now.........

: Found this in search....I was waiting for the ha ha ha's but there were none. This person is serious

man rule

About Me: in my religion man is master my women should obey to all my need dress the way i tell her how and always walk behind me in public
im a very generous man when i go out whit other women

About My Match: the woman i will pick must stay home and raise my childrens and espect to have more prefer a widow whit good pension a good cook cleaner washer and many more duty she will have to do

Subject line.......Where do I apply for this job.
Dear Sir
Now the other day a woman was seen not walking behind her man but in front of him.
This unlikely scene was spotted by a reporter.
When asked how come, this woman was walking ahead of her man, she told him because of land mines.
So dear Sir you may wish to change some of your thinking.
I wonder do I need to take a number as there must have been scores of women wanting to apply for this possision.

I just hope and pray I am not too late and still have a chance.
What should I call you, Sir or do you prefer Master?
Please let me know so I know my place.
Until further notice I walk behind you. How many paces behind you?
Your servant;
hollandgirl aka Jenny.
Oh will I be able to keep my name? Or what am I to be called by you?
I am waiting now with bated breath for your answer.
Jenny

The new supermarket shopping...............I have been in this one....funny

Why not buying the toilet paper?
Ha, I forgot where, but I was in a store like this somewhere in the US.

Where in the world the goods are made, now you can tell........

Might be worth printing out and carrying it with you when you shop.)




The whole world is scared of China made 'black hearted goods'. Can you differentiate which one is made in the USA , Philippines , Taiwan or China ? For your Information ... the first 3 digits of the barcode is the country code wherein the product was made.

Sample: all barcodes that start with 690.691.692 until 695 are all MADE IN CHINA.

471 is Made in Taiwan

This is our human right to know, but the government and related department never educate the public, therefore we have to RESCUE ourselves.

Nowadays, Chinese businessmen know that consumers do not prefer products 'made in china', so they don't show from which country it is made.

However, you may now refer to the barcode, remember if the first 3 digits is 690-695 then it is Made in China .

00 ~ 13 USA & CANADA
30 ~ 37 FRANCE
40 ~ 44 GERMANY
49 ~ JAPAN
50 ~ UK
57 ~ Denmark
64 ~ Finland
76 ~ Switzerland and Lienchtenstein
628 ~ Saudi-Arabien
629 ~ United Arab Emirates
740 ~ 745 - Central America

All 480 Codes are Made in the Philippines.

The new supermarket shopping...............I have been in this one....funny

Supermarket shopping a new adventure...........

Supermarket Shopping........


A new FRESH FOODS supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying .

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Apartment for rent.............cute................

I love that one too the play with words is a good one.

The biggest mistake men make...................

I agree I have always started over with the next person in my life anew.

The biggest mistake men make...................

Right on guy!

The biggest mistake men make...................

Now you got it winker!