I am Not leaving accept in a pine box so love me, hate me, I am staying!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Now I have heard it all!
This man is too lazy to take care of 20 virgins.
Rusty they are too last you a very looooong time!

doh doh doh

I am Not leaving accept in a pine box so love me, hate me, I am staying!

Get rid of that feeling Rusty for it ain't so that your number is coming up.
You simply refuse to go when old slewfoot calls ye.
Just tell him to go to hell that should do it!

I am Not leaving accept in a pine box so love me, hate me, I am staying!

Look Shelley this does not sound fair.
Why should only the men have fun on that other side.
We ought to demand things for us too agreed?
applause applause applause

I am Not leaving accept in a pine box so love me, hate me, I am staying!

Yeah great idea Rusty, we should think of words that only the few would know, coded words.
Those who wish to join need to register.
Come on board little children come on board.

teddybear teddybear teddybear

I am Not leaving accept in a pine box so love me, hate me, I am staying!

Rusty be realistic now.
Those twenty virgins would not last you long.
I realize you have to teach them all kinds of things, still twenty is too few.
doh

I am Not leaving accept in a pine box so love me, hate me, I am staying!

Oh what a crafty way to stick around longer.
Good one! cheering cheering cheering

I am Not leaving accept in a pine box so love me, hate me, I am staying!

Frankly Rusty I don't care how they get rid of me.
I thought that pine box would go into the ground.
You are right that would be a waste.
Better have a bonfire and roast wieners by the fire.
Now that would make more sense eh?
Having a party!
cheering cheering cheering

I am Not leaving accept in a pine box so love me, hate me, I am staying!

You got that one right Gordy.
My mom made it until 94 1/2 (don't forget that 1/2) so I made up my mind I have to pass 94 1/2
The first plan is 30 more and then I go to plan B

cheering dancing cheering dancing cheering dancing

I am Not leaving accept in a pine box so love me, hate me, I am staying!

I will only leave when ready to push up daisies or of course,
that man of my dreams appears.
Could be any day now as the "traffic" is there. cheering

Wish they were all like Prime Minister Kevin Rudd..........he is one of the few with guts

Just re-reading what Tina said in the beginning.
To my sisters living in Holland, we only talk in English. to my sistsr in the US the same.
One thing is a fact about the Dutch they want to blend in.
We did not immigrate to stay Dutch.
You can have a party with them, 30 strong and all speaking English.
The only thing I may do when adding up stuff in reversing back to Dutch.
In English it is all turned around,
Like forty three, in Dutch it would be three and forty.
I once had to translate at a bingo game.
Oh that was such fun...........not.
I thought I had a pointed head afterwards lol.

Wish they were all like Prime Minister Kevin Rudd..........he is one of the few with guts

Hi Ralf thanks for the info.
I am sooo grateful I was brought up in Holland when I did.
I could not stomach what is going on now.
Many Muslims are moving to Holland. Sure why not eh?

I wonder how my life would have gone if my family would have moved to Australia when I was about 14.
My mom changed her mind when she found out dad would be gone all week in to the bush and she would be left behind with 6 kids.
Ha yeah and a bunch of other frustrated women.
doh

Wish they were all like Prime Minister Kevin Rudd..........he is one of the few with guts

The sender did tell me this had been around for awhile but he, an American, felt it worth while to send this the rounds again.

Wish they were all like Prime Minister Kevin Rudd..........he is one of the few with guts

-----Our man of the moment!

Whole world Needs A Leader Like This!


Prime Minister Kevin Rudd - Australia

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..


Separately, Rudd angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:
'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. '

'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'

'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'

'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'


'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'

RE: If you were rich and single how would you get someone to marry you not for your money?

Is this girl in love with the babies father? I would think not eh? He let her down now that she is pregnant?
That is very sad and something that happens a lot.

She seemed not to have loved you earlier so do you think you now have a chance?
Is she now desparate?
Leave her alone and see how she she copes alone.
Make sure she does have you for a friend but nothing more for now.
Wait and see until after the baby is born, the father may come back into the picture then.
Would she want him back is the question.
The father should be made responsible for paying for the babies upkeep.

RE: If you were rich and single how would you get someone to marry you not for your money?

Okay I hear you.
The only way for you to find out if she loves you without any money, is to keep all talk about money to yourself.
You also can Not take her to your home.
Drive an expensive car etc.
It will not be an easy task for you. angel

RE: If you were rich and single how would you get someone to marry you not for your money?

My dad taught his girls; Don't ever marry for money as you would then live in a golden cage but it still would be a cage.

Having never been any further away from home more then about 25 km.(about 18 miles or less?) I would think wow he could take me around the world!
Then I would think but what if I don't care about him?
No that price would be too high.

I don't hate money don't get me wrong I am not such a hypocrite, but as It says in my profile, if he ONLY has money, it would not be enough.

RE: If you were rich and single how would you get someone to marry you not for your money?

I have met two millonaires and one doctor.
This was in the time that people still placed ads.
Well I was curious why they would tell they had money.
The story is too long to tell you all but I did find out why this guys were single.
The doctor talked about himself and himself for about an hour.
I told him doctor; you make me sick and I told him why.

No NEVER tell if you are rich.
A bell hop in the UK fell in love with the elavator girl and she with him.
When they became engaged he told her that he was the son of a rich man in the US.
His dad owned restaurants. Send his son to the UK to learn the business from the ground up.

i am still looking for this idiot myself.....................lol

Sorry Vinny it was send to me and I am just dutyfully passing it on. rolling on the floor laughing

i am still looking for this idiot myself.....................lol

You have that right lol so appy now. banana

I have made the decision to start networking... Does anyone of you have an older brother-friend....

Owen I had All my hopes pinned on You!
Your letting me down now?
Where is my prince?

I have made the decision to start networking... Does anyone of you have an older brother-friend....

Sweetowen where are we now waiting for?
I am waiting with bated breath.

Bring it on, bring him on! heart wings

I have made the decision to start networking... Does anyone of you have an older brother-friend....

Anyone else want to get on the networking thread?
Need help boys and or girls then get on!

i am still looking for this idiot myself.....................lol





A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, 'My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night'?

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, 'We can't tell you. You're not a monk'.

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,

'We can't tell you. You're not a monk'.

The man says, 'All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk'?

The monks reply, 'You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk'.


The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, 'I have travelled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236, 284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219, 999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth'.


The monks reply, 'Congratulations, you are correct and now you are a monk'.

'We shall now show you the way to the sound'.


The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.


The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, 'May I have the key'?

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man requests the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,...

....silver, topaz, and amethyst.


Finally, the monks say, 'This is the key to the last door'.

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight ---- - - -




. . But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.




DON'T SWEAR AT ME;


I'M STILL HUNTING FOR THE IDIOT WHO SENT THIS TO ME!

RE: please explain this to me

Yes who do they think they crucified indeed.
Never heard they use the cross.
Did you meant the one used for the crucifiction?

RE: please explain this to me

Pleazzzzzzz who is throwing around such big words and who is insulting who here bunny?
Wow what a surprise!

RE: please explain this to me

I still wove you mindful!
Don't you DARE leave!
I will come after you if you do!
comfort hug

RE: please explain this to me

Don't feel bad gf I send this woman a nice letter meaning to welcome her here.
I did not even rate a nasty letter like you did.
I was totally ignored.
Does this mean You were more important than Me mindful?

rolling on the floor laughing doh
I was not even shouted at by using large letters, NOTHING!

Well I will get over myself now. doh

cheering dancing cheering dancing cheering dancing

RE: Shine Jesus Shine!

For some reason athiest need to come on to insult the Christians instead of just ignoring the thread.
Beats me everytime!
confused

RE: please explain this to me

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Right on!

The origional plan was a very good one...we should have stuck with it.....

Hi funny way it was put indeed.
At least here in Canada an effort is made to let the weeds be the
weeds in the parks etc.
I should send the governement this story eh?

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