we need to do something ......

yes duck tape the universal tool for your universe . rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I'm changing religions ! lol

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Im New

cswelcome

RE: What do you think of when you see me??

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RE: PILLOW FIGHT!

make love not war ?????? dunno

RE: Why are we alone

i am still alone because im immature .

RE: Do you guys like my profile? :D

looks good to me .

RE: woman getting gas

omg that's hilarious .rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Question for you men

david copperfeild ? confused

RE: What I've learned...

hey i learned ! i learned ...... i learned ???? &^@% i haven't learned a #$%^ thing .















rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Do You Believe?

i believe my head hurts from thinking about this .

RE: how long after divorse should you wait before you commit to another(try to guess a time)

i don't know it's been three years and i still might not be ready . but surely it's measurable only to the individual .

RE: A Story

i just had an idea . catch flying squirrels snip the tail and sell . . . . .







AMAZING FLYING HAMSTERS !












laugh

RE: Newbie

hello help

RE: A Story

i smell a conspiracy .professor

RE: What to do?

hide under the bed till it's over

RE: List something you can do with the item the person above you submits. Then submit your own.

grinder - grind stuff . laugh



napalm

RE: how intellagent would you rate yourself ??

i could compete with the most intelligent fungus on this planet .professor

RE: DO u ever believe in GHOST ?

i only believe in the ghost that believes in me .





laugh

RE: Is it easy for you to date people?

oh absolutely i am probably the worst date any woman has ever had . i am a bashful thing and on top of that i am a man of few words .

RE: Questions asked of park rangers

thank you thank you blushing

RE: bout to delete ma profile for good?????

relax guy have a rest the way i see it i got the rest of this life to find my soulmate and if it doesn't happen in this lifetime i have met some truly inspiring people .


or i could put it this way it's not so much the destination it's the joy of the ride .





or i could just shut up and get back in the corner .laugh

RE: Questions asked of park rangers

yes the food coloring makes the lake look more natural .
we installed the glaciers about 10 years ago in an attempt to curb global warming .
well that particular moose is $500.00 cash and you have to catch it .
that's why we installed the glaciers all the igloos melted .
we train the elk shortly after birth to recognise the signs .
2000 feet above sea level .
yes if a bear is wearing a collar it is tame feel free to pet and feed it .
the tame bears with collars will pose when you get close enough that they recognise the camera .
depends if it's canadian bacon or american bacon .
the alpine flamingos migrate south this time of year try mexico or florida
not sure i just moved here .
banff is 30 kilometers that way (point any direction ) .
from space .
yes if you are cought with foreign currincy inside british columbia you will be arrested tried and convicted as a spie .
you can get raccoon hats at big willys truck stop 30 kilometers that way ( again point any direction ) .
no phones are not allowed in banff they are considered unnatural .
actually a kilometer is 5 miles .
no abla english senior .
by car it's only half a kilometer by foot .
yes you want to get back on the interstate head north for another 200 kilometers .
i lost the only map of the state of jasper sorry .
we speak english here but if you head north a little further they speak french german russian and dutch .
yes just drive straight through ontario .
yes full cavity search .
only alpine flamingos .
it was sascuach you know big foot .
the proper way to pronounce elk is belk
30 kilometers that way ( once again point any direction )



i would so be a badass park ranger .

RE: WHY do people do that??

i'm tellen you hoser i went the whole 9 yards thinking about this aye but i still don't know aye .

RE: y is it men

i saw a thread similar to this a long time ago i don't remember who said it but or how it was worded but i think the most popular answer was .
the mother would not allow the man to punish the children understandable in a new relationship and i think the debate is still out on what is considered a new relationship . i am positive it was worded better when i read it before but that's the best i can remember .

sorry

RE: im bored someone talk 2 me

popcorn

RE: Well folks, I'm taken

oohrah ooby ! applause

RE: You Know You Are Living In 09 When!

yeah you got me laughing with that one .rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What's ur comment on this joke?

it's funny but i wouldn't start my show with it .

RE: World domination in 3 easy steps

&^@% i can't find my death ray where the #$%^ is it ? ? ? ?



frustrated frustrated frustrated

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