THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR SIGN!! If you can´t laugh at yourself, stay out of this one please.
Aries You think you´re so frank, independent, righteous and powerful... well, that´s what YOU think. You love to boss people around and set everything on fire, especially enjoying to have to wrestle for it. You can´t really influence anyone, although you like to show off your "power". Aries make good football judges, mothers-in-law and street cleaners.
Taurus You are determined and work like a dog. Most people think you´re stingy and a hard-head, and they´re right. Your persistence makes you so goddam boring. You are a gluton, you love nature, beauty and being loved. Taurus make good bar sports narrators, encyclopedia salespeople and home decorators.
Gemini You´re an extrovert, curious, humored, intelligent and a phony. Your laziness and inconsistency make you a first-class manipulator. You don´t care about other people´s feelings and you love to cheat, with no damage to your conscience. Gemini make successful politicians, circus artists, soap opera actors and cheaters.
Cancer You are lonely, defensive and understanding with other people´s problems, what makes you very cheesy. You think yourself so unlucky and unloved. You compassion, emotivity and sensitivity make the man of Cancer a real p****. Cancer makes great hairdressers, best girlfriends and novel readers.
There´s a joke about why the *signs* crossed the street.
Aries - to argue with someone on the opposite side.
Taurus - because he decided he would, and damn well did it.
Gemini - still making up his mind whether he´d like to cross...
Cancer - because he felt SO LONELY on this side!!!
Leo - someone said it would be on the news tonight.
Virgo - will cross at some point, but first he needs to make sure he knows the width of the street, the cars´ speed, the length of his steps, the direction of the wind, the position of the stars and every little bit of useful information.
Libra - he didn´t cross; he talked to everyone about how nice it would be if they could all reach a consensus and go together towards a new world. Guess what, he was carried across by the happy crowd.
Scorpio - because someone told him it was FORBIDDEN, DANGEROUS...
Saggitarius - he felt like it, thought it was a good idea, would be fun, and crossed.
Capricorn - he wasn´t crossing, he was trying to kill himself by jumping in front of a car.
Aquarius - it was a small step for him, and a great step for humanity.
This thread is inspired by some very smart ladies on this site and on the previous thread "Lessons from man to man". Would you ladies be willing to share your wisdom are write down some do´s and don´ts on things life has taught you?
I know what I AM willing to do as well!!! But I learned a lesson today from a nice lady in the forums I will not forget: "when I was 30, I thought I was everything (...)" You just can´t learn enough!
Not a philosopher in the strict sense of the word, but a thinker and a good one, too; very reasonable and clear-minded: Dalai Lama. Tried reading him yet?
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Silly star sign joke 2
We would have clashed. I wanted to be Queen of The World.Different from Dictator of The World in the sens that I´d have been chosen by God.