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RE: What Are You Listening To?

The Belmont playboys... I've got the Bull by the horn (old Johnny Horton number)

RE: Bedside Manner

I always get out on the left side...means she has the right..

RE: Bedside Manner

Diva..admit it your thawing ....

RE: Bedside Manner

Accident..Who are you trying fool here..yourself..

RE: Bedside Manner

Such as..wot diva, going DEEP into google for example....

RE: Bedside Manner

Why don't you buy rechargeable oones?

RE: last letter new word

relax

Comfort eating......

Do you play volleyball?

Comfort eating......

French is a piece of piss...You say the english word in your best french accent...( a bit like rené from Allo, Allo). And if they (french) don't understand, say it again with a stronger accent and if they (french) still don't get. Then the word doesn't exist...

RE: What Are You Listening To?

Elvis Presley..Mystery train...the most perfect rockabilly song ever..

RE: What Are You Listening To?

Jerry lee lewis....Rock'n'roll ruby

RE: What Are You Listening To?

Johhny Preston...I a want a rock'n'roll guitar...

Comfort eating......

Well folks we all have done it sometime in our lives...When you are feeling blue, sad ,lonely...trynig to come up with ways in the english lang. to say yes..


This morning around 5am cet mine was 3 pizza's and a six pack of beer...So whats yours.............

RE: What Are You Listening To?

Ultra Kings...My Buckets my hole a hole in it...(An old Hank williams n°)

RE: What Are You Listening To?

You like Dylan..

Ricky Nelson...Stood Up

RE: I have just returned from a weekend away.

So spill the beans....

RE: Hi

One of the most sensible things i've ever heard a liverpool supporter say.......

If you had to re-name santas reindeers...

I stole this from another forum here on the UK forum here in CS....But i'm stuck on prancer.




Rudolf....Valentino
Dasher...Speedeo
Dancer...Twinkle toes
Prancer..(give me time)
Vixen.....Foxy lady
Comet...Haley
Cupid....Little arrows
Donner..Kebab
Blitzen.. power keg

RE: Oh my God, I’ve just had the scariest weekend encounter ever!

How do you say yes..? In your one language..

RE: I am sad...

In case anyone missed the link(this time with words) that i decicated to marti's dog... I would like to play it again...'Cause it's the best sad doggie song ever sang by a truck driver..So folks for marti's dog...<---serious

...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7_s2o4hG2A


Old Shep
as recorded by Elvis Presley

G Em A
1. Oh, when I was a lad, Old Shep was a pup
D G
Over hills and meadows we'd stray
Em A
Just a boy and his dog, we were both full of fun
D G
We grew up together that way
C G
I remember the time at the old swimming hole
A--D
When I would have drowned beyond doubt
G Em A
Old Shep was right there, to the rescue he came
D G
He jumped in and helped pull me out

2. As the years fast did roll, Old Shep he grew old
His eyes were fast growing dim
And one day the doctor looked at me and said
I can do no more for him Jim

With hands that were trembling, I picked up my gun
And aimed it at Shep's faithful head
But I just couldn't do it, I wanted to run
I wished they would shoot me instead.

3. He came to my side and looked up at me
He laid his poor head on my knee
I stroked the best friend a man ever had
I cried 'til I scarcely could see

Old Shep, he has gone where the good doggies go
No more with Old Shep will I roam
But if dogs have a heaven, there's one thing I know
Old Shep has a wonderful home.

RE: YOUR VARIED TALENTS .....

On the subject of varied talents...I can almost dangle a spoon on my nose, hop on my left foot and say my A,B,C's backward...

RE: YOUR VARIED TALENTS .....

What with just two stem cells Antcus and double the size of his doofer..Wow, the appliance of science..

RE: Oh my God, I’ve just had the scariest weekend encounter ever!

There is 3...he banged the wrong woman..

RE: what does christmas mean to you

Broken toys, fights..a sea of wrapping paper, a much smaller bank balance and after the 2nd of Jan...I don't want to taste turkey until easter..

RE: Oh to be a middle aged British woman living in Austria...

So are you still singing like the von trapps...

RE: How do I....?

Make someone understand that yes is yes and there are only so many ways and a limited number of words you can use...

RE: Oh to be a middle aged British woman living in Austria...

Can't say i noticed you were away...been any place nice..

RE: What Are You Listening To?

Elvis Presley..I need you see

RE: What Are You Listening To?

Brenda lee..Rockin'around the christmas tree

RE: What Are You Listening To?

Dac. means ok.

Gene Summers..shes bops alot.

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