RE: All packed for New Orleans....

Be safe,zee

RE: Spanish word of the Day

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What Our Birth Date Says About Your Personality!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What Our Birth Date Says About Your Personality!

bowing to ZEE


AH!! Monkeyman,thankshug

RE: What Our Birth Date Says About Your Personality!

i,m a monkey too zee,and i agree with you,it aint easy

RE: What Our Birth Date Says About Your Personality!

Oh my gosh ,i am a monkey and it describes me to a tee!!

RE: The Sweetest Thing

That is beautiful daniel ,you have a talent for sure!thumbs up

RE: I have returned.....

Glad to see you back zee!!!wave dancing

What Women Really Want

What Woman Want in a Man, Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)


1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend



What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

uh oh

RE: Say Something.... You Know the Rest...??!!

somethinggrin

RE: GOOD DAY WHAT POSITIVE DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

I am allowed one more day to spend with my kids!!

Does anyone

believe in fate or destiny when it comes to love??dunno

RE: is love the greatest gift of all

Faith,Hope and Love,of these three--love is the greatest!!We get our hearts broken,but it is supposed to make you stronger,you realize the mistakes you made with that relationship and try to make the next one better.wave

RE: mr. johnson

rolling on the floor laughing laugh

RE: ways to reduce stress

I dont get baths very oftenlaugh laugh laugh



im a shower girl!!!

RE: ways to reduce stress

Yeah maybe!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ways to reduce stress

I go to a room by myself,or take a bubble bath,it is hard to find the time to de-stress when your life is so busy,but on occasion you have to take care of you!

Morning,things to annoy people!!

* In the memo field of all your checks, write, "for sensual massage."


* Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

* Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

* Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions, "to keep them tuned up."

* Reply to everything someone says with, "that's what YOU think."

* Practice making fax and modem noises.

* Make beeping noises when you back up.

* Finish all your sentences with the words, "in accordance with prophecy."

* Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

* Staple papers in the middle of the page.

* Honk and wave to strangers.

* Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat the complimentary mints by the cash register.

* TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

* type only in lowercase.

* dont use any punctuation either

* Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

* As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

* Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "No, wait -- I messed it up." Then repeat.

* Ask people what gender they are.

* While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

* Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

* Sing along at the opera.

* Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, then scribble their answers in a notebook and mutter something about "psychological profiles."

* Tell your friends that you can't attend their party, five days prior to the event, because you're "not in the mood."

RE: Say Goodnite Gracie

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Say Goodnite Gracie

I think it is great you have that kind of attitude.applause

RE: Say Goodnite Gracie

Were not old-----YET!!!tongue

RE: Say Goodnite Gracie

It Matters,have a good trip!!!


GOODNITE GRACIElaugh

RE: Help! I'm severely depressed

Great,glad to see you are feeling better!!! cheering

Hey Raymond1953!!!

ok thanks

Hey Raymond1953!!!

I was wondering how you are today? You worried me last night,are you feeling better today?????hug

RE: Change only one letter to make a new word.

punk

RE: Help! I'm severely depressed

Raymond!!!!!!!!

RE: Help! I'm severely depressed

lift your head up,you are worth fighting for,dont let anyone make you feel less of yourself,think about the good things in your life,the good things that you as a human being contribute to this world,and dont give me a nothing cause i dont believe that ,there is something good in everyone.tell me right now,something good in your life?????

RE: Help! I'm severely depressed

very well said rusty

RE: Help! I'm severely depressed

look i have been there also,and still have those exact feelings,my dad killed hisself 2 years ago,it left behind a pain i cant describe,no life is worthless,you have to tell yourself that,are you on depression meds?

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