I haven't tried mayo on my fries, but someday I might.
What I have tried is poutine.
Poutine is fries with cheese and gravy on top. There are many variations of poutine.
My canadian friend Tumpa who used to be on the forums was my expert on poutine.
Their are restaurants here in central Maine who serve poutine, because we have a large number of people who have moved here (and then back again) from Canada.
The restaurants also have vinegar and ketsup on the tables.
My daughter was in Italy during one of her college trips.
She said that the guys would accost her everywhere on the street. She finally bought one of those cheap umbrellas that the street vendors sell, just to have something to use as an intimidator!!!
As for me, I think I'd make a lousy mistress, because I'd want to compare notes with the wife and all the others mistresses for a good laugh.
RE: What does drinking do to you?
It makes me flirty and my clothes tend to fall off, starting with my shoes