In that case....Rosie ODonnell...great as a float to get off the island. If anyone could find food she could. Nice overhang from the rain and plenty of blubber to cook with!!
One wife died after 16 years of maeeiage and one lasted less than six months. She was 13 and I had just turned 17. We were young and foolish!! But we are still friends to this very day.
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.'
The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are.' Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently..
Up to 80. 'I want the car, too,' he continues.
85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!' The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything you want?'
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.
'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?'
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag.'
Moral of the Story :
Women are crazy!!!! Don't mess with them!![/quote]
American troops should be brought home from any foreign soil. I am a Vietnam veteran and I oppose using our troops as peacekeepers of the world. let them defend their own borders. We have no foreign troops defending our borders!!
yes, this is an international site. It seems the only people who like me are from England or canada. Which is why I chose an international site. There is absolutely no chance of developing a relationship with someone in another country. I feel safe in an international forum.
NOW!! If only the Brits would work on that dry sense off humor!!
shipoker58 Forum Posts (2,969)
RE: Have you been banned from CS?
I'll just say...they are well known!!