shipoker58 Forum Posts (2,969)

RE: What is the meaning of this world?

ALFIE!!!

RE: Fear

Kitty...what did you do???? What did I miss? Can't I go away for a few days, without you children besmudging my good name???

RE: Fear

Yes!!!

RE: Fear

It sure does hold me back!! It paralyzes me

RE: Fear

snakes...lizards...tarantulas, and scorpions

RE: Fear

My new job here in Vegas...is selling snakes!!

RE: Guys who cook - what special meal would you prepare to impress that special someone on a first date

yeah, I know.....but what about the food??

RE: How many of you ....

Could it be that it's you....and not your heritage?????

RE: Premonitions

yes....when I married my last wife, I suspected a divorce would soon follow. AND i WAS RIGHT!




Now do I get a reality show????

RE: ?

yes....but does that color polish come in Raspberry Flavor??

RE: Guys who cook - what special meal would you prepare to impress that special someone on a first date

What! You don't like my grilled cheese??

RE: How many of you ....

Totally not true My white wife left me for an Indian!!Spent my money to visit him in Hyderabad. But I got even! I performed the ceremony that married them both. Now HE has her!!!

RE: Fear

what do I fear most???......divorce attorneys!!

RE: Mirror mirror...

we are asking the same question about Michael Jackson!!

RE: Guys who cook - what special meal would you prepare to impress that special someone on a first date

grilled cheese.....using Cheez-Whiz!!! if she still puts out....she's a keeper!!

RE: tra- la- la- la- la-la- traaaa laa la

karaoke junkies...UNITE!!

RE: Fear

I would love to have Faith

But Tim McGrall would be mad at me!!

RE: How many of you ....

you'd be a politician!!

RE: Why Blame The Third Party???

yes, I do.


This is why i don't believe in marriage! marriage is a legal contract. if a person will break that contract without the benefit of a contract that overrides the first one(a divorce). what makes you think this person will commit to a non-binding (verbal) contract?

Will this person honor credit contracts?
will this person honor committment?

As a carpenter...I had a code of conduct...never start one project till you finish the one you have already started.

A marriage isn't over...till the divorce is final!

RE: tribute to stef

Aw heck!! I was waiting for details!!!

RE: In just a few hours will get my catarac fixed. Have not slept the whole night...........

I am on that site also...but those people actually want to date. And that scares me!! I'll stick to CS where it is safer!!

RE: In just a few hours will get my catarac fixed. Have not slept the whole night...........

We are emailng silly.
I don't know what has been happening but it has been a parade the last few month
12-15 guys I lost count all were playing games see my thread about that here below.[/quo




What?? You've had 12-15 guys interested in the last month??

And I can't keep my hand from falling asleep before I can get off!!

RE: I TURNED 45 ON MONDAY THE 22nd, I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A COLT 45 TO CONMEMORATE THE OCASSION

I know the feeling...when I turned 50...I got a 50 cal machine gun!!

Can't wait to get my M80

RE: Fear

Then that's not a fear....it is now a phobia!!

RE: In just a few hours will get my catarac fixed. Have not slept the whole night...........

cataracs are toublesome....but rincolns are a nighmare!!






Seriously...hope for the best!! God Bless

RE: Fear

Fear of being hurt emotionally!! Nothing more to add

RE: Would you leave your country for love

...SHE could be your "own means of income"!!

RE: Who else's birthday is today as well?

"Happy happy birthday, baby
Although I can't call you MY baby!!....from a 60's song!!

RE: Quitting smoking...

you poor egotistical, selfish people. Always thinking of yourselves!! We did not become a great nation...because we were self centered and cruel!!


People depend on our smokers to supply this nation with so much. And if people continue to euit...this is what we will have to look forward to in the future.....


Tobacco farmers......unemployed

lawyers........unemployed

unemployed lawyers......politicians

hospital workers....unemployed


EMTs....unemployed

higher taxes

fewer schools!!


"Smoke, Smoke, Smoke that cigarette
"Smoke, Smoke, Smoke and if you smoke yourself to death
Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But right now you need another cigarette'

RE: tribute to stef

Sure hope you take this private, for Stef's sake!!