Well he is starting to crunch his way in to contention and nibbling away just hope the crowd will egg him on and does something eggsta special in the nex two days
I WOULD LIKE TO GO ONE DAY AND MAYBE HAVE AROUND THERE AS WELL.
I AM GLAD RORY MCILROY MADE THE CUT AND ALSO HE WAS CLEARED OF THE RULE INFRINGEMENT, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN UNFAIR FOR HIM BUT HE WOULD HAVE LEARNED FROM THAT. WAITING THOSE FOUR HOURS MUST HAVE SEEMED LIKED A LIFETIME TO HIM.
I'AM GLAD ALSO PADRAIG HARRINGTON GOT A PAR ON THE 15TH HOLE AFTER HE GOT PENALIZED ONE SHOT THANKS TO THE GUST OF THE WIND.
GOOD TO SEE SANDY LYLE UP THERE AND MAKING THE CUT. I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT IS 21 YEARS AGO WHEN HE WON THIS, IT DOES NOT FEEL LIKE ALL THOSES YEARS AGO.
I FELT SORRY FOR FRED COUPLES MISSING THE CUT BY ONE AND ROBERT KARLSSON DOUBLE BOGEY THE LAST (HE DID THE SAME THE DAY BEFORE).
IT IS GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL COUPLE OF DAYS WATCHING THIS.
HI VINNY, GOOD ROUND YESTERDAY BY GEOFF OGILVY 71 AND GOOD START FOR RORY MCILROY ROUND OF 72.
RORY MCILROY IS DOING WELL TODAY -2 AFTER 9HOLES TODAY. I HOPE RORY HOLDS ON AND MAKES THE CUT AS IT WILL BE GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR HIM, LIKE YOU SAID IT IS HIS DEBUT. I THINK HE WILL DO VERY WELL IN THE BRITISH OPEN AS WELL.
THE PROJECTED CUT SO FAR IS +1 COULD HAVE A LOT OF PLAYERS GOING INTO THE LAST TWO DAYS.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, 'You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?'
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. 'One day,' he begins, 'I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream.
So I picked up the frog and it said, 'Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes.' So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
She said, 'You now have 3 wishes.'
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, 'I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.'
She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked! She then asked, 'What will be your second wish?'
I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, 'I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream.'
She nodded, laid down and beckoned to me. 'We then made love for hours!' Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, 'You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?'
I looked at her and replied, 'How about a little head?'
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just hope the crowd will egg him on and does something eggsta special in the nex two days 
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