PietroPaoloVPietroPaoloV Forum Posts (722)

RE: apologies

Exactly!

RE: apologies

A half-hearted apology is no apology.

An apology, as in his case, ending with another rude remark is not worth the taps his tips made on the keyboard.

RE: i saw somany profiles.....did mistake?

I'm going to introduce Nanoo Nanoo instead.

NANOO NANOO!

RE: always some where?

Three idiots walk into a bar, and you was one of them.

RE: always some where?

OK, no more benzenedicarboxylic acid for you, pal!

RE: i saw somany profiles.....did mistake?

That's it!

No more Terephthalic acid for you, pal!

Mary’s getting married to a moron

That's... well... what can I say other than, it's very touching! And a very good mindset.

Mary’s getting married to a moron

If you can save up for a flight, to go ask my father, i'm good with that.

How many camels do you cost?

Mary’s getting married to a moron

Another big laugh!

And the rest above it was brilliant.

Mary’s getting married to a moron

You rose of Hampshire, I thank you for your kind words.
As for the religion bit, I'm not sure what you mean?

Mary’s getting married to a moron

I don’t know how many of you have been married.
I really don’t care.
I’m not doing a survey.

That was blunt and rude on purpose, just to wake you up a bit.

Of course I care, otherwise the thread would be one somewhat ridiculously posted, by an unmarried moron.

So, the question at hand is, have we since long passed the days of when marrying the strawberry/raspberry combo pudding (or chocolate/marshmallow if you prefer) of your dreams, inevitably involves asking her father for her hand, or is that something plain old fashioned now, and it’s more appropriate to get a sticker out a machine in Las Vegas, attach it to her chest, and call yourself married?

I’ve been close to getting married once.
- Doesn’t that sound like… “Oh, I almost flew to the moon once, I had a dozen balloons in my hand and it was a moment struggling, I to keep my feet from levitating”

I’m not the one marrying Mary.

I’m the one asking the question, should the bloke ask the bloke who is the father of the gal, before the bloke gets hitched to the gal?

My own answer?
The time I almost asked for her hand, it was the number one thing, to ask her father first.
I'm old fashioned, me.

RE: The Mystery of Romantic Attraction

Gee, S!
You posted this when even nocturnal animals sleep.

RE: Who is best? Vasco or Flamengo?

FORZA MAGICO MILAN!

RE: Here's one for the men.What do you feel is a good woman????

I don't have the guts to answer this one.
I mean, if it was one question-mark in the... erm... question... I probably would.
But as it is now, with (one, two, three, four) FOUR question-marks, I just can't muster the bravery.

Sorry.

RE: World’s Worst Jokes

How can you tell it's a good horse?
Both legs are equally long, especially the left one.

(I don't know what it means)

RE: are you frade from 21. 12. 2012....

Another one!

GET HIM!

RE: good bye St Petersburg....

I bet you'll enjoy yourself there

RE: What part of never....

It would have been more fun if I missed the calculation with a whole billion and wrote 2,249.998 left of us instead. Dammit, I should have done that.

RE: what is up with virtual dating?

RUN! Run as fast as you can in the other direction! Save yourself, woman!

RE: What part of never....

There are 6,5 billion people living on the planet
Let's presume half of them are men, that's 3,25 billion men
You have been contacted by 2
That leaves us with 3,249.998 men who haven't contacted you and who do understand understand, so far, every part of never.
What part of mathematics do women not understand?
Please don't put the rest of us in the same bag of crazy crackers as those two.


grin

RE: anyone help? Greek islands

If I was in your shoes, doing a trip in November, I would chose Iceland.
I'm dead serious.
The country is going through an extremely critical financial period, a crisis at a level where one expresses it as a country about to go bankrupt.

Here, read this


It’s a sad affair, but the thing is that is damn cheap to go there now, to the most exotic country in Europe. I’m yet to hear a single person who has been there, not praise the country.

RE: What would you do Guy's if Gilly69 responded to your posts!!!!!

The correct wording is

Gilly is the boss?

Could all jokes pasted from other sites be in 1 and the same thread instead of each joke in its own?

I noticed that I could vote for the last option in the poll, “Go fu** yourself”, in my own poll.

I’m confused. What am I supposed to do now? It’s my first experience of its kind.

Could all jokes pasted from other sites be in 1 and the same thread instead of each joke in its own?

I guess my gag didn't work here.
Oh, well.

Could all jokes pasted from other sites be in 1 and the same thread instead of each joke in its own?

Hey, you, this is not Jeopardy. It’s my poll, I ask the questions!

Seriously, though. My answer is, I don't know. People do whatever they please.

Could all jokes pasted from other sites be in 1 and the same thread instead of each joke in its own?

I blame USA

Could all jokes pasted from other sites be in 1 and the same thread instead of each joke in its own?

Regards,

The Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Committee

RE: haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to?

I bet I have more of it at home than you do

RE: haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to?

None, I was simply asking what L would think. It's her style, but a bit old

RE: haha - Im listening to Elvis - what are you listening to?

Blackstreet – No Diggity
R Kelly – Did you ever think
Keith Sweat – Just a touch
Johhny Gill – The Floor
Tony Toni Toné – If I had no loot
Mary J Blige – Our love
Toni Braxton – Seven whole days
Salt’n’Peppa - Shoop

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