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RE: Which romantic movie do you like your love life should have been!???

There will be a next

RE: Which romantic movie do you like your love life should have been!???

Johnny (Al Pacino), an ex-con turned short order cook, woos Frankie (Michelle Pfeiffer), a reluctant plain jane waitress. Set in a dingy Manhattan diner, the story revolves around the two middle-aged characters, Johnny's eager, won't-stop-at-anything attempt to draw the embittered, recalcitrant Frankie out of her shell. As the two loners inch closer to love, we learn about their past: how Johnny landed in prison and what soured Frankie on men and relationships.

RE: Xmas time....what would you ask to Santa Claus ?

Slogan: Get that flowing love juice, beneath our Christmas spruce

I can see Wunderbaum approaching us to market a scent based on… you know….

RE: Help, I need some good jokes

I'm trying to figure out which bit in your post you were laughing at

RE: what u wish by christmas?

"only" second, while the other way around somewhere around twenty
You have some catching up to do then.
It's a 20-2 lead to me.

RE: what u wish by christmas?

Anyone got some wrapping paper?
I need enough to wrap a man.

Oh my God, I’ve just had the scariest weekend encounter ever!

For not being on the seat next to you on that plane

Oh my God, I’ve just had the scariest weekend encounter ever!

Sommer, I am sorry.

really

Oh my God, I’ve just had the scariest weekend encounter ever!

I am not stupid to think that you are stupid

What has happened is too good to be blurted out.

It needs Pablo Neruda to be brought back from the resting cradle of the grand poet graveyard, and sing that song which only a true master can sing.

It can not be done by an, in comparison, amateur, as I.

Oh my God, I’ve just had the scariest weekend encounter ever!

Do you really, REALLY, think that you will get any of the real stuff?

You will not be able to cope with it.

Romania is close to Croatia, I know how the people work.
They just almost die to get details, but when they do, they can't deal with the details.

If I told you what happened on Friday alone, you would have a new form of ignition make you go wild and your body would propel like a New Years 12’o’clock rocket tide to five dozen bubble gum machine rubber balls, dipped in kerosene, lit with a flame thrower and tossed down the twin Kuala Lumpur towers.

C'mon, you are not prepared for details!

Oh my God, I’ve just had the scariest weekend encounter ever!

I'm finding myself fast moving towards the thought it was way more amusing being banned.

Be shorter in wording!
Be funnier!
Be funny!
Don't!
Do!

What is this, The Sun's five word film review!?

Oh my God, I’ve just had the scariest weekend encounter ever!

It was so important for you to find it valuable. I think I might need to off myself now.

Oh my God, I’ve just had the scariest weekend encounter ever!

I have no idea what this is meant to mean

RE: Are there any men left in the world that "see" a woman from the neck up???

I tend to see it like this

The bit above her neck is my friend
The bit between her waist and her neck is my business
The bit below her waist is my hobby

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

Do you think I should do an FMEA (Failure Mode and Effects Analysis)?

There are lots of things that might go wrong. On my way there in my car, someone ahead of me might throw a cigarette but out the window, it flies in through mine which I’ve opened for a brief moment to let some fresh air in, the butt lands on my backseat, which catches fire and me having to escape the vehicle.

Anything could happen

Should I list all the things which could go wrong?



What if she asks to have a look at my feet?

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

Doh! Like yesterday, not today.

No wonder I'm not getting help.

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

My feet feel like they felt today. Maybe I should take this to the Irish forum.

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

Swedish women!?

An Irish lass in an alp land beats the heck out of it.

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

You, I hoped would be an incline which help me nudge my own fine towards her own finer, and you have, but I had hopes of your fine words rush me sooner there.

I know that you have it in you. I can sense that you are one come of fine intelligence, and one of beautiful words, one who could prose delicate words to provoke beautiful rhyme between the two that is I and the one to be my date.

C'mon. Let me see what great words I know you have.

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

It breaks my heart to read such potential ones never possible.

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

OK, which one?

There's Cynthia the 68 year old hairdresser who once touched my jewels with a cupped palm and exclaimed she wanted to break the Gothenburg pinball record with said marbles.

And there’s Ahmed the Syrian who dresses a lot in pink and who said he loves my lips.

Which one to chose?

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

Take a guess.

heck, take two if you want!

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

The heels of my feet are still like a 3.4 sandpaper, a grinding stone, or the back of an amazonian jungle lizard.

I intend to make my feet play, A LOT, with her feet, so I need them smooth, and sunny in a sense.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TO GET THEM THERE!?

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

Big sis', I expect you to help little brother all the way here!

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

You do mean how, don't you?

I plan to take her.... oh... I do plan it... oh... she has no idea what awaits... and at the point where she does, she will not want to walk a step a side to the path I walk.

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

better a long evening
than this becoming one short knight

RE: seaching for my right woman

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

FU**!

I think I just made a huge mistake!

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

Typically American

Ask a favor about an upcoming night of l'amour, and you get a slow flow of advice with only a few men attending, but ask a bloody question about firearm, and the American gather like moth to an Alabama porch light.

Women, I have a date. Can you sort an ol’ geezer out?

Look, it's once in a lifetime a woman like this appears, and you keep telling me to be myself.

Well, who the bloody hell is I?

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