RE: Things Just Fallin' Off...

Maybe next time, you should wash your hands after filling car batteries with sulfuric acid. grin

Hmmm. That's strange.

Two middle aged business men, Tom & George went to a gym for a workout.

As they changed into their workout outfits, Tom noticed that
George was wearing a corset under his business shirt.

So, Tom asked him, "how long have you been wearing a corset ?"

"About 2 weeks now", replied George.

"Does it help ?", questioned Tom.

"Oh yes, it's really helped me save $ thousands", responds George.

Tom is really puzzled now and asks, "how does it save you so much money ?"

"Well, I've been wearing it ever since my wife found it under the back seat of my car." shimmy

laugh

RE: Yankees or Phillies?

confused Yankees or Phillies what ?
Who has the largest payroll ?
Who are you rooting for ?
Who is going to win ?
Who is the most juiced ?
confused

RE: Shame on you

I'm sorry. crying

laugh

RE: Men, do you prefer long or short hair on a woman?

While hair is not a crucial aspect,
generally, I find longer hair more attractive on a woman, than shorter hair. However, in some cases a little shorter hair is more desirable;

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RE: How was everyone's Halloween?

Sweet !!! I had 2 chocolate bars. blushing

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RE: A CS member is releasing an album

This is truly Shakespearian; Much ado about nothing.
I just listened to a cut of yours.
My honest advice - don't quit your day job. thumbs down thumbs down

RE: WORDS YOU DON'T LIKE TO HEAR ?

Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious. grin

Too tinny. laugh

RE: Catholic (Clean haha)

laugh Um... does she have a profile here ? banana

laugh

RE: Wild

you're supposed to eat the fish, not smoke them !
Damn hippies ! scold

laugh

This was cute - idiots !

Six Truths of Life --

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.--
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.--
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.--
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.--
5.. You soon will forward this to another idiot.--
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.--
I apologize about this.-- I'm an idiot and I needed the company.....

tongue dunno confused

grin

This was cute - idiots !

Six Truths of Life --

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.--
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.--
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it.--
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.--
5.. You soon will forward this to another idiot.--
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.--
I apologize about this.-- I'm an idiot and I needed the company.....

tongue dunno confused

grin

RE: what is fav part of woman or man body you like

I tend to like my women whole rather than in parts. tongue
Or did I mean, I like my woman's hole parts confused
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The Meaning of Life (according to JimNastics)

Again, if fairy tales help comfort you, enjoy them. peace

The Meaning of Life (according to JimNastics)

Yes, you "believe". However, I am not trying to convert anyone to not believing.
I was expressing MY thoughts on the meaning of life.
If believing in a hereafter or Santa Claus somehow comforts you, stick to it. head banger

The Meaning of Life (according to JimNastics)

laugh It wouldn't show up in this thread, if I did.

The Meaning of Life (according to JimNastics)

The Meaning of Life (according to JimNastics)

Philosophers have LONGGGGGGGGGGGG debated, what the meaning of our presence here on earth means. Why are we here and what is our purpose ? I'm going to finally solve these ongoing mysteries right here in this blog and right now for all those who embrace it. Now, you may disagree with this and are more than welcomed to do so. There is plenty of room for you to pontificate below.

It's time to face the facts. Life is a very temporary occurrence; about 70 to 120 years maximum, if you are very lucky. There is no afterlife. Admittedly, that may shock some of you. However, a hereafter is at best a nice fairy tale and at worst a giant hoax on most of society. This life is all you have. So, make the most of it. Focus on preserving your health as long as possible, because all the money in the world is less important than your health. You may not agree with that now, but unfortunately, there will come a day, when you fully recognize the truth in these words.

Thus, during this very transient existence, it would be fun to focus on the people and things that you love. If you do that, life will be a tremendous fun filled journey. Do whatever makes you happy, as long as you don't harm others. Don't waste time lamenting about the past or your eventual demise, because frankly you can't do anything about either. Now, don't get me wrong, you can learn from your mistakes and that can be a very good thing and you can delay your demise by preserving and improving your health. However, wasting time in mental misery because of past mistakes is a foolish waste of very precious limited time, our most unreplinishable resource. Instead, having learned your lessons, re-focus on what & who makes you truly happy and avoid those that/who make you unhappy.

The meaning of life is to simply fully experience and appreciate life and all it temporarily offers you. Also, appreciate the luck that you can do so. The fact that you are here at all is sheer blissful luck. You can thank your parents mostly for that. While there will always be those who are better off than you, there also will be many who are much worse off. Regardless, you are a totally unique individual with a mixture of both talents and flaws (just like everyone else grin). If you can, improve those flaws of yours. It can be done. However, most importantly, utilize and exploit your talents. They are gifts that can enhance your life and others. Where you can, help others.
It will not only leave a lasting positive impression on those that you directly help, but like ripples in a pond will likely indirectly positively affect many others. Indeed, when you help others, ask those you help to help someone else. If when you leave this life, that you have created a net positive effect on the planet, then you have fulfilled your purpose and will be remembered positively. Now go forth & enjoy ! peace

RE: Does anyone here really enjoy what they do for a living?

I used to work in sleep deprivation research,
but I got tired of it. laugh

RE: Does anyone here really enjoy what they do for a living?

My job as a prophylactic model is hard. banana

laugh

RE: Does anyone here really enjoy what they do for a living?

Yes, mistress. Yes, mistress. laugh

Which hole did you want me in ? wink

RE: Does anyone here really enjoy what they do for a living?

They only let me out on 3rd Mondays of the month. laugh

RE: Does anyone here really enjoy what they do for a living?

As an elevator operator, my job has it's ups & downs. laugh

RE: Dead Parrot's Society.

That's odd. The link works. I just re-tried it. dunno

Know what I mean ? Huh ? Wink wink ! wink wink


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RE: Comedian Soupy Sales Dies

I just posted this tribute to him on the blogs;

RE: the best male actor ever

Dustin Hoffman thumbs up thumbs up

RE: Onions fight flu virus...

OK, clearly this is a load of bunk. However,
PLEASE people, just go to snopes and check these things out
before the guillable ones believe this & spread it.

RE: Dead Parrot's Society.

Also, the Australian Table Wines laugh

RE: The Bar Is Open...............It Is Always Ladies Night..............

I did my best. laugh

RE: Dead Parrot's Society.

The Cheese shop & Dead Parrot are also very good. dancing

RE: The Bar Is Open...............It Is Always Ladies Night..............

Jose Reyes, who has been out most of the season.
NOW they operate. doh

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