1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, and Carmine, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Will be back in a bit. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P.S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."
Man, I felt bad as to the other guy's scoring of ya, so I gave ya you a "whatever". "Beauty is in the eye's of the beholder". Some women will find you cute and some will find you not handsome. You don't need all of them. Just go with the flow and where there is mutual attraction, don't screw up. There's your 'secret of success' in a nut shell...from a nut.
I have previously blogged on my favorite British Situation comedies here. However, a comment on one of my blogs elsewhere today got me thinking of my favorite American situation comedies of all time. Now, your list may be quite different and that's OK. But for me, the top 10 ranking in order are;
#1 Barney Miller
#2 Seinfeld
#3 Frasier
#4 Cheers
#5 Friends
#6 Mad about you
#7 Roseanne
#8 All in the Family
#9 Lucy
#10 M.A.S.H.
Feel free to list your top 10 , or to just rag on mine.
I am actually predicting another Mets versus Yankees subway series.
I've never predicted this before.
Regardless, who do you think will represent the National & American leagues in the World Series this year and who will win ? Obviously, its too early to tell, but get your picks in before opening day to be eligible for the pool.
Here's my predictions;
Mets over Yankes for me (yes, that is with my heart).
National League
Dodgers - West Cubs - Central Mets - East Philly - Wild Card
Dodgers over Philly Mets over Cubs
Championship game Mets over Dodgers
American League
Yankees - East Angels - West Detroit - Central Tampa - Wild Card
Tampa over Angels Yankees over Detroit
Championship game Yankees over Tampa
World Series Mets over Yankees
................................................................. Scoring 50 points for each correct division winner 25 points for each correct wild card team 100 points for each correct winner of playoff game 250 points for each correct winner of championship game 600 points for correct winner of world series
Get your picks in before opening day to be eligible !!
Certainly be thankful for all the times you got to share together. Perhaps now is a good time to share as much time together as possible and to dicuss her wishes. I do hope she recovers.
For me its not even close - High Anxiety, which is a parody of several Hitchcock classics, is by far his best work. Most of the comedy in it is action comedy, which mimics the scenes in Hitchcock's films. Some of the best include; The famous shower scene in Psycho, where in High Anxiety the bellboy 'delivers' his newspaper. and the takeoff on The Birds, where pigeons plaster him. However, since you requested, here is a 'line' from it;
"How's my father ?"
"He's fine. Just fine. He's very affectionate. He licked me."
I did the first part of my undergraduate degree in Kansas. There I met a lot of people and had a lot of friends (men & women). One guy who I became friends with was a real stereotypical cowboy (no, not the Brokeback Mountain type ). His name was Ward. In Kansas he was a real tough guy. But, while I was driving in NY City, he was practicly hiding under the car seat.
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RE: How Do You Unlock A Door?
I guess with virgins its break & entry.