RE: America..

One solution would be total mass suicide...laugh

RE: These are the moments when u need a man in u house

Love your posts Claudya, but this one sort of implies that as I live in a house where all is fixed, do I then need a woman here to break things??????????grin laugh

RE: New to CS

gentlemen?????
On CS??????????????????????????????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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RE: Whats the first thing you look for in a girl?

Outward appearance may be the initial attraction but her personality will be the deciding ultimate factor. She may be a beautiful, gorgeous woman but if she has a surely attitude or a foul mouth, forget it.

RE: It's true

Yes you can; simply cancel the one currently used, then re-join using a new screen name; many members have done this for a variety of reasons, especially in having moved/ changed locations, etc.wine

RE: It's true

It's also true that the loss that is unknown is no loss at all...
and that applies not only to things but also to people...perk up!laugh

RE: Please answer

Don't forget to include the bed!

RE: Does Biden Scare You?

He and Dan Quayle should team up to either start a new Religion or become the leaders of the wold...then we can at least all die laughing...
Why weren't THEY elected as President and VP!? We should demand a new election!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Things To Do When Your Bored

Have several 'joints' of BC Bud, take some drugs, disrobe and play the tuba...wow, the colours!laugh

RE: Say something about the topic given

'Stupid' is relative as is 'normal'

Polkas laugh

RE: Haiti News Coverage

It is , or should be paramount. Natural disasters like earthquakes and wars leave the same type of conditions and should be responded to as a war; co-ordinated massive paratroop landings all over Haiti with sweeping up all the refugees into secure zones and drop in the aid .Time is an enemy as is lack of water and food...

RE: Never Question A Drunk......

"I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked
at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital
status... "quoted


Well...did you take him home, sober him up and fix a nice dinner of eggs, bacon and a salad??????????
Was / could this have been "Mr. Right"???


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RE: Haiti News Coverage

The scenes of the rioting, bodies lying around, starvation, people begging for help are the same that I saw there in the 70's and mid 80's with the exception of the devastation of the buildings...Port-Au Prince always reminded me of places like Lagos, Nigeria, Maputo, Mogadishu, Libreville and others...nothing seems to change except for the amount of deaths. Haiti has always been the hell-hole of the Caribbean. Other peoples have overcome the horrid social conditions that will still persist long after the 'clean-up' of the earthquake devastation. It will take years and billions to rebuild but to what end, I have no idea...I only wonder at where are any aircraft carriers filled with choppers to actually get to places with troops to cordon off areas to safely drop aid to people...and properly co-ordinate such efforts. The last thing those people need are self styled 'aid co-coordinators' stealing all the aid they and their gangs can get and go around playing 'war lords' as was done in Mogadishu, Somalia with all the aid sent there. The conditions are very similar but minus the shooting---so far...

RE: What do you do?

I mellow out with some BC Bud, get undressed and play the tuba. It drives women nuts, I also laugh a lot. You would too if on the right medication...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: whats your thoughts on this?

The best way to avoid any of this, including any human contact with any official, is to get yourselves to Las Vegas and use one of the instant marriage machines; put in your silver dollar, and presto! You get a certificate duly signed by a bonafide Justice of the Peace, then go get it notarized at the entrance booth...laugh hen for a divorce, just go back and this time go to the divorce machine....all quick, easy and antiseptic with no human contact required...perfect for today's society rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I wonder does it exsist???

Isn't it wonderful being so deeply in love..? I think that if people had the time and sensitivity in regards to their mates, they just might get to that level. Perhaps the secret or part of it is keeping an open heart and mind...sort of a shame not everyone can feel so deeply...

RE: So....exactly what is the definition of a "loose" woman??

Try asking the opposite; a 'loose man'; there seems to be about the same amount around laugh

RE: What Music do you listen to the Most?

A few civilizations are thousands of years old; the more I studied history, the more curious i became about their music and now thanks to many people in the various disciplines relating to cultural development we can listen to the music from hundreds of different cultures, on either restored or replica musical instruments as well as decoded musical notations for all sorts of instruments, from the stringed instruments found in ancient Egyptian tombs, to shell flutes of the South Pacific to modern Sax renditions of Harlem Nocturne, to the songs and music of many North American Indian peoples...all of it fascinating.
There is so much more than the types and choices available than the list on this post. How anyone would want to live their entire lives without hearing the rest of what our planet's peoples have sounded like is beyond me.
I prefer listening to the Baroque, Renaissance Brass Medieval period , Jazz, 50's-60's rock (not Pop) and the Delta Blues, even Zulu and Watusi singing....(no rap or 'hip-hop')

RE: if u take drugs whos falt is it ?

You forgot the most popular excuse of all: it's the fault of our parents...laugh

RE: If you ever meet Bin Ladin.........

Old world saying: The enemy of my enemy is my friend...laugh

RE: Can you read this?

laugh Lvoe it...rlelay...

RE: Do you think...

It cannot be only one method; too much can and is left out. Ideally, it should be a combination of all methods of communicating...the long emails, chats and even by cam. When that stage is reached, be totally honest with each other and ask straight out something like: "Are you visually disappointed or encouraged?" No games. Games are for children.

RE: Is it only me?

rolling on the floor laughing confused
and your favourite liquor is... wine laugh

RE: WE ARE F___KED!

The warnings of corporate takeovers and of endless wars were loud and clear since President Eisenhower's Farewell Address in 1961 which anyone can access on the net or have a look at the Grand Jury Prize winner at the 2006 Sundance Film Festival. It's the infamous speech about the 'military-Industrial Complex, so hated by the multi-corporations. The film is called Why We Fight and can probably be down loaded.

RE: What you readin?

UNGAWA! Me lean from many Tarzan movies...Jane, baby, u vanna schwing fom ma vine...rolling on the floor laughing wave

RE: What you readin?

Ahh, good ol' Huck Finn; so out of date however; should be re-written as a young Rapper wanna be sailing down the mighty Zambezi on his way to Jo'burg for fame, fortune and a social disease...laugh now where re my old Foundation novels...dunno

RE: WE ARE F___KED!

Just a note to those who are all stressed out and wringing their hands, loosisng their hair etc. over finding out about the corporate takeover of your country (and also most others also), take a few moments to see how this may play out as depicted in the movie "POSTAL", an action packed hilarious but scathing view of modern life in the US; 'the live action version of South Park'...it stars Zack Ward, David Foley. Also, it finally answers the burning and haunting question on the whereabouts of Bin Laden and what he is up to; you'll love the new American National Anthem...rolling on the floor laughing (You all know in your hearts it is true about Bin Ladenlaugh )now see it on screen and if you rent it, it comes with a cd rom game that inspired the movie.
And just for the hell of it, there is also the movie "Idiocracy" with Luke Wilson...this is now and most likely, your future... rolling on the floor laughing
ok. back to griping, whining about how the corrupt rich can buy everyone who wants to run for any office to represent you...the only answer, of course, is to run for some office, and take the best offer by some corporation...laugh

RE: it amazes me how many people on here that do no believe in God

Playing the Devil's advocate here, I'm still amazed at the number of people on here in whom God has no belief in...laugh

RE: Do you think this is funny or appalling?

...rolling on the floor laughing head banger

RE: Seems to me people creat new threads and ultimately it turns

For years it has been one of the main tactics by certain cliques here to kill a thread that they don't like for any number of reasons. It is simply censorship being utilized by many who are the loudest advocated of anti censorship for any reason. Just your average low life hypocrites...yawn

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