RE: knights in shining armour....

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and wear collinders as helmets...those metal strainers that people use for salads, spaghetti , vegies after being washed and probably brains also....laugh
Now just for the heck of it, as so many females are obcessed with finding knight for whatever reason...even if just for the night, an 'update' on knights...real ones:(FYI)
When civilized Europe fell along with the Hapsburg dynasty at the end of WW1, literally, only a few handfuls of knights were left alive. On April 30, 1923, the Grand Master Eugene, Archduke of Hapsburg-Lothringen, commander in chief of the Austrian forces on the Italian front during the war, resigned and was suceeded by Bishop Norbert Klein...a born commoner.
In 1929, a radical change took place in the entire structure of the surviving orders of knighthood. The erstwhile military order of the Teutonic Knights, the most famous of all the military orders, was transformed into a religiuos community of priests and lay-brothers with solemn vows similar to any other religious congregation in the Roman Catholic Church. I assumed again, its old 13th century title of Ordo Teutonicus Sanctae Mariae in Jerusalem(officially designated by the initials O.T) and is listed in the Annuario pontifico as a mendicant order. This new community, with a very old past, devotes itself to parish work and works of charity; it is divided into five provinces(Austria,Bavaria, Italy, Slovakia and the practically extinct province of the Czech Republic) with a total membership of just a hundred or so real, actual knights(in name only), most of whom are also priests. A congregation of sisters is affiliated to the Order, also divided into five provinces with over 500 members, mostly dedicated to hospital work.
The superior general still has the old title of 'Hochmeister'/ Grand Master; his residence being in Vienna, Austria. The real, titled knights of the guard who survived and were alive when the transformation came about, became members of the 'Ordensritter' (Knights of The Order). Since the last Grand Master, Eugene of Hapsburg died, there are now no survivors. A remnant of the old prerogatives has, however, remained in the continuing order; the right to bestow real, actual knighthood on any eminent Catholic males, born of our old European aristocracy, or common born, either lay or clerical, and on any great benefactors of the order. These 'honourary' knights are called 'familiares'. The order may, among its old aristocratic members may pass on the title of knight and the son must take the vows of knighthood to still defend the weak and poor and must still serve in his country's or any military force. Then, there are the Knights of Malta...they have their own websites...but they too, outwardly, they do not carry swords , openly. Yet many types of Dragons are still slain, both literally and figuratively by several secret orders thought to still exist...dunno
There are no real knights in shining or rusty armour for the commoners...Monarchy in its real capacity is outlawed from existing, as it is against the law for the Aristocracy to rule Europe, who created knighthood in the first place; sadly it is truly, the age of the common and the very common...mumbling
Commoners trying to act like knights must all belong to the Ordu Rectorium...laugh

RE: Recycled Products

The recycling of materials hasn't really begun yet....wait until something is invented made from human material...bodies will then be put into full recycling...no more cemeteries, all the dead, and probably living humans may well 'disappear' into the recycling industry. The up side, will be seen by social engineers, to finally clear out all slum areas by recycling the humans who are deemed to be 'a waste'...as in the original story of the film Soylent Green, wherein humans are recycled into crackers...laugh

RE: Should crimminals be put in the military?

As a former soldier I think a special unit should be formed specificly for certain crimminals. Most of these people are too deviant to take orders and be trusted with your life but, a special unit with discipline and training for covert activities may make these people have a different outlook on their behaviour and compassion for others.

Where have you and many others been hiding...there have always been, are now and especially in times of war, many armies have special units which are made up of 'criminals' that uses all their various talents. Some operate totally independently of any country and are for hire... They operate world wide are usually found in every conflict, usually on both or all sides...(hey, what the hell, it's all good money!laugh ) The training differs dramatically though...some use real people for others learning how to kill...they use the terminally sick, mental patients, young and old that no one will miss and a new recruit so learns first hand the killing business so that when they really go into combat, they are already fully prepared with no drama over killing innocents, or bystanders...it's a tough world out there, wear a helmet.

RE: CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT HUMANITY CAN GET STUCK IN A PHANTOM MATRIX RUN BY ALIEN RACE VIA ILUMINATI ?

Geez, I knew that Iceland had an enormous alcohol problem, and most people can and do tolerate drunks, but this is just too alienating to bear, or would that be bare... laugh

RE: Statements that make you go HUH?

As soon as I can find a good position, I intend to take a firm stand!
Please spare me the ghastly details of how happy you are.
I'm perfectly willing to be judged and criticized,
but only by God and history!
Remember, always be kind to unkind people: they probably need it most.

RE: Statements that make you go HUH?

It's my idea! I stole it first!
Life has been very confusing, because I've been different ages at different times...I'm not getting paid much for staying alive but it'd good experience...laugh

RE: the best action movie star is...

Oh right, forgot about her; may as well add Annie Sprinkle to the list; how about Christine Keeler also....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: the best action movie star is...

Don Knots and Tiny Tim...
What, no women in the list!??
Za Za Gabor...?laugh

RE: My Upmost Respect

I find it ironic as hell that in all the countries that have fought and are fighting the US and where the US still has its troops are not allowed either by law or circumstances to have their own Veterans Day. In fact,in some, should veterans gather to honour their comrades, it is considered a gathering of criminals and they are subject to arrest by the puppet governments run by the US...in fact, in one country, it is illegal to even have on display photos in their own homes of their family members in their old uniforms and anyone seeing such can report them to the authorities for prosecution... Soon, even putting flowers on their graves will be illegal...another item of growing resentment.

RE: HOODWINKED in Texas ?

It is just one of many reasons many here call this place 'the Asylum'...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: 38 Year Old Lady and 30 Year Old Man...Compatible?

Thread: 38 Year Old Lady and 30 Year Old Man...Compatible?
Category: Dating & Relating
Thread Author: Genuinelass1
Post Author: Genuinelass1

38 Year Old Lady and 30 Year Old Man...Compatible?


EWWwwwwww, old enough to be his mother!




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RE: HOODWINKED in Texas ?

Oh dear, sounds as if someone has been reading James Burke, author of Connections and American Connections: The Founding Fathers Networked...or perhaps David Leakie; perhaps another 'new, updated' Nostradamus Revelations...(but still based on the Goebbels forgery) laugh

RE: How do you feel about someone NOT of your gender preference checking you out

rolling on the floor laughing We are all 'on parade' from the moment we step outside our homes to the time we lock ourselves in for the night...we see the world and the world sees us (and some expose themselves to the world on purpose!)...just shrug it off and have fun...laugh

RE: HOODWINKED in Texas ?

Thread: HOODWINKED in Texas ?
Category: Current Events & Politics
Thread Author: norslyman
Post Author: norslyman

"There is an inverted 'V' on the front cover of Dan Brown's new bestseller 'The Lost Symbol'. It is Harry Potter for Adults, gotta bring them to the same level as the kids I guess."


Harry Potter for adults??? It must be Harry Potter Meets Barbarella!!rolling on the floor laughing About time!

As for the rest of your post, I'll leave that to qualified psychiatrists... laugh

RE: What is hunting for you?

Let us bow our heads and prey...


Bits of human flesh have on occasion been offered on our SAS survival courses...without telling us til later...ummm, I say ol' chap, would you mind passing the mayo..rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is hunting for you?

Animals...2 and/ or 4 legged ones? How about 'Party Animals'??
I think animals should have guns to make it fair frankly; perhaps no using guns at all, at least for 'civilized' countries where there is no actual need for any hunting for food when there are so many fast food junk places every 20 feet or so...not to mention 7-11's! If anyone actually starves in a modern built up country, is it easier to go to a food bank, or get guns get past at least the suburbs and hunt down some animal for food then find some shelter in order to actually prepare it and cook it, or eat it raw without anything to clean up afterwards...and if someone is starving, they need money to first buy a gun of some sort, then the ammo; if they have that money, they have money to go to a junk food palace and pig out adding more pounds to their already typically over weight of at least 20lbs., thereby no longer a member of any 'starving population' in whichever civilized country you can name...that has not a single thing that would compare with a typical third or fourth world country...let 'em eat some 'soylent green' crackers...laugh

RE: such sweeping statements......

It is not only here on CS by posters but all across the world by our respective 'feerless leaders' who always tell anyone that actually listens to them that 'ALL' Americans, ALL Germans, ALL French, ALL etc. etc....which we do 'ALL' know is not the actual truth....I know lots of people that every time their leaders speak for ALL their peoples, they send them emails, telegrams etc. and tell them they do not speak for them and/or "count me out of your 'all'; I want nothing to do with ....."
Can 'all' agree with that????laugh

RE: For or against the right to bear arms

I have said for years that the so called 'right' to bear arms should be changed to making it mandatory; choose from a list provided by either State authorities or the NRA...( I liked them generally); better yet, people should have the right/ duty to be able to carry the same as members of the military; that underlines the concept of 'equality'...then we can make it mandatory that all drug enforcement authorities take the drugs that they wish to keep others from taking...be that many 'drug laws' get dropped...laugh
Final thought....Venus DeMilo bore her arms and look what happened...laugh
( as a former arms broker, I'll leave you with this: people with guns never go hungry; people with arms never say 'alms...alms, please...')

RE: Does Bill Clinton deserve a statue of himself and his home a historical site?

I think that it be fair to have a statue to 'bill' AND MONICA!!!rolling on the floor laughing (In their most popular and endearing pose(s)rolling on the floor laughing

RE: do you ever worry about ending up alone in life?

No, I do not worry about it; I came to terms with it years ago, despite a couple of 'hiccups' lasting only moments I still resent it, but so goes the game of Life.
There is a string theory that is sort of a cosmic symphony; it is the theory of everything; quantum mechanics tells us about the very small; the theory of relativity explains the vastness; the string theory ties it all up together.
It proposes that atomic particles are made up of the infinitesmal vibrating loops of energy or strings. Each string vibrates on its own frequency like a violin producing notes and these notes make up everything in the known universe; a cosmic symphony if you will. These strings have been combining and recombining since the alledged Big Bang so the connections between each of us are not that hard to understand. We, in other words are not really alone.
Perhaps in a parallel universe, we not only know each other or are happily married to one of us...we can choose with whom to have breakfast with and we won't be turned down...in this life, sometimes we miss the simple but intimate touch of another human being...some violins are hopelessly out of tune...moping

RE: what kind of music do you like

I got some of their Heavy Metal albums and Acid Rock ones for my son as a joke...we even played them backwards for 'messages'rolling on the floor laughing and played them at various speeds...oh god....
I have albums listed as 'Indecent Music' and some from the US govt. giving examples of 'music that will make you want to kill, to burn and pillage'...that is what the commentator actually says!
What do they play as prime examples...Marching songs from the German Armed Forces! (Records made in the early 50's)
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Those people are really, really sick...God help us all...wine

RE: Why she is hugging a tree in her picture? is she very passionate?

Was that a really a long vine hanging from the tree...was that why she is 'happy'...ummmm
I like the photo; it could make for a great new cereal...for those who enjoy eating 'natural' foods as in New from Kellogs! The new breakfast cereal for naturalists: Cedar Chips! You'll Love 'em!rolling on the floor laughing Another good product missed...frustrated

RE: What do you think of plagiarized postings?

I tend to go with A and C...it is not so egostistical to not post the sources unless one knows the true motive, but IF it is ego to have their name up, then it is on the wrong side; it would impress others more as to their abilities to find the relevant doc. to quote. That research is far more impressive, at least to me. (But then again, I've been collecting relevant documentation on this topic for years...the actual 'hard copies', especially from the UN hysterical, I mean historical archives in Europe...grin

RE: Why she is hugging a tree in her picture? is she very passionate?

A stiff, er, I mean a good man is 'hard' to find...or was it, 'A few...'laugh

RE: Does Jerusalem remain an obstacle for peace in the world?

Does Jerusalem remain an obstacle for peace in the world?
Category: Current Events & Politics
Does Jerusalem remain an obstacle for peace in the world?


Find some archeology sites , links etc. of what is and still may be under the Temple Mount...that, may provide some answers linked to the historic claims and counter claims and bitter fighting to control Jerusalem...it goes way, way back. "Food for thought" me thinks...good hunting!

RE: do you believe man really walked on the moon?

Anything is possible. I read in the National Enquirer that a B52 crashed on the moon; that several NASA spacemen played golf on the moon and have even seen a film about Hercules battling the Moonmen and that Elvis and John Kennedy live there on the far side away from the paparrazi...men actually walking on the moon?? I think a couple of drunken NASA spacemen fell down on the moon...(if there IS a moon; I think it is a giant projected light in the sky, you know, like the Bat signal...laugh

RE: Best Horror Movie

javascript:emot('doh');
It is a movie about George Bush and his gang of criminals...
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RE: Completing Our Personality Profile Online

Saying the above is sort of a contrary positive. Perhaps those writing what they are allegedly not, should also include an expiry date...like : "I am NOT a doofus" (expires Dec. 25, 2009)...that could clear up any lingering doubts; people can't live with doubts! They must know... now!laugh

(Hallo Laura!wave )

RE: Best Horror Movie

"W", the film by Oliver Stone....laugh

RE: it amazes me how many people on here that do no believe in God

And I am amazed at how many are on here that your 'God" does not seem to love...
(what is 'love'? For most simple humans it's one set of glands calling to another. It isn't love...)laugh

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