Ever wonder how brake companies offer a warranty on their brakes for the lifetime of your car, but if the brakes fail, isn't that the lifetime of your car?
I do wish I could speak another language today. I want so bad to be able to speak Polish so I can converse in private to Yvonne Strahovski - my new crush.
I almost always make my bed, unless I oversleep and don't have time to. I think the sheets feel better when they are crisp. I wash my bedding weekly which I am beginning to think makes me a freak.
Somehow I think all of us guys and some girls are the secret military of the U.S.. If anyone attempted to invade, I would load my guns, ammo, and ordinance collection that I have done as a hobby for years in my truck and head to the front line.
There are like 200 million guns in homes all across America. A formidable force indeed.
You have only to spend one weekend in an ER to see some of the crap that humanity unleashes. It is ridiculous. I am not really religious either, but if we keep going on like we are going, we are going to make the lyrics to Bad Moon Rising come true.
We have CIA operatives working in and through china as we speak so it is always good to be a translator.
Actually, in America, you can do anything you want. That is the beauty of it. I mean, you can't just declare yourself a doctor, but you can go to school and learn to become one.
RE: Words are like leaves.The more leaves a tree has,less fruit it gives...(Write your oppositions.)
The more you talk, the less I listen.The more I fart, the faster you leave.