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RE: Words are like leaves.The more leaves a tree has,less fruit it gives...(Write your oppositions.)

The more you talk, the less I listen.

The more I fart, the faster you leave.

RE: Waking Up Happy

thats Mr. Happy to you thank you.... rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Curious things in life....stuff to wonder bout!

Ever wonder how brake companies offer a warranty on their brakes for the lifetime of your car, but if the brakes fail, isn't that the lifetime of your car?

RE: If you just got busted, who would your one phone call go to & why?

a friend of mine that drives one of those massively huge dump trucks with the 12 foot tall wheels to come and bust down the jail wall and set me free!

RE: Today's Thought

I do wish I could speak another language today. I want so bad to be able to speak Polish so I can converse in private to Yvonne Strahovski - my new crush.

RE: DO YOU LOVE ALL THINGS OZ ??? The Wizard Of OZ rules???

The only bearing Wizard of Oz has on my life at all is when I hear the phrase "When Monkeys fly out of my butt."

I have a hard time imagining real monkeys - I always think of the Wizard of Oz monkeys when someone says that phrase.

RE: Hey...do you make your beds in the morning?

I almost always make my bed, unless I oversleep and don't have time to. I think the sheets feel better when they are crisp. I wash my bedding weekly which I am beginning to think makes me a freak.

RE: Should Australia invade the USA?

Somehow I think all of us guys and some girls are the secret military of the U.S.. If anyone attempted to invade, I would load my guns, ammo, and ordinance collection that I have done as a hobby for years in my truck and head to the front line.

There are like 200 million guns in homes all across America. A formidable force indeed.

RE: Who do you resemble?

People think I look like the guy that plays Sylar on Heroes.

RE: Maybe the Bible was right.

You have only to spend one weekend in an ER to see some of the crap that humanity unleashes. It is ridiculous. I am not really religious either, but if we keep going on like we are going, we are going to make the lyrics to Bad Moon Rising come true.

RE: Getting serious....

The only perfect partner is the one who is silent and lets you keep all your profits.

But as far as dating goes, love grows fast like cancer and kills you in the end just the same.

RE: DO YOU BELIVE IN TAROT CARDS?

Tarot cards are dumber than hell. So are psychics, palm readers, and Jerry Springer.

RE: What happens

Maybe they thought you were a stalker. Or, maybe they have allergies and your flower set them up. Next time, try a frosty mug of beer. cheers

RE: Amount of Time from Initial meeting to making love?

:) Quicker than you know.

RE: Amount of Time from Initial meeting to making love?

I can't find an airport in Somewhere, Ohio.

RE: Amount of Time from Initial meeting to making love?

if I thought for one moment somechick that was your real picture, I would say that I am on my way.

Not sure what to say...

Thanks for the warm welcome head banger

RE: From the worker ant perspective what advice would you give to your boss?

ok, more positive.

Suck less and be more of a stand up guy, not just a schmuck with a lawyer in your rear end?

How bout that.

RE: Is Sarah Palin qualified to be president of the United States

I don't know about pres, but I know she is qualified to sit under my desk any day.jaw drop

RE: Amount of Time from Initial meeting to making love?

the question is not how long it takes to start boffing, but how long it takes to finish.

RE: Riddle me this

I don't know, but I want to find this bus where so many people are getting off. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: i can't believe none of you wished me a happy 50th birthday today ! you're all terrible people !

50? dude, let me poor you a drink. It is all down hill from here.

RE: What kind of job could I do in an English speaking country?

We have CIA operatives working in and through china as we speak so it is always good to be a translator.


Actually, in America, you can do anything you want. That is the beauty of it. I mean, you can't just declare yourself a doctor, but you can go to school and learn to become one.

RE: From the worker ant perspective what advice would you give to your boss?

Suck less?

RE: Why is it so hard to date?

hard to find time....

My last date was a hot pocket, a shoulder rub, 2 interruptions totally 15 minutes in the break room.

Not sure what to say...

I've got the week off and am bored. Thought I would stop in here and say hello.

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