dillingerdillinger Forum Posts (522)

RE: Philly wins World Series

yeah. I started watching around 6 yrs ago. I don't see as many games as i'd like to because we only get 2 a week and they don't start til 1.30am which is pretty late

RE: Philly wins World Series

congrats phillies. I didn't think much of the rays. I thought they were a bit flat. probably just outclassed.

RE: Can anyone help me here? Guys? Girls?

it would probably be better if the dumpee could legally hit the dumper. laugh

RE: Can anyone help me here? Guys? Girls?

first off, forget about being the nice guy. when you're dumping someone you don't get to be the nice guy. she's not going to be your pal, she's going to want to punch your lights out. never ever use lines or excuses to dump someone. it would be better to say,"get lost ya moose" than "let's be friends." just show her some respect by being honest

RE: The Road Least Travelled

laugh
I think it's going well so far. I expect deepak chopra is feeling quite threatened by now.

RE: FUTURE AMERICA?

it is appalling the way muslims are being demonised by the demented and the lame. I would suggest the greatest threat to america are not muslim hordes rampaging across the god fearing suburbs. the greatest threat to america is ignorance and fear. and kevin costner

RE: What is the first thing a person notices when meeting you?

usually it's my busy, busy hands. unfortunately this has lead to many court cases but as they say, "when life gives you lemons make lemonade." so, rather than calling them trials,I prefer to think of them as second dates.

RE: Boys, get it out of your system!!!

effing folk who have suddenly developed wheat allergies because madonna has one they gotta have one too right? yeah, ya been stuffing yer pus with pie for decades yet suddenly ya got a wheat allergy? you spoiled bourgeois scumbag. you should spend the rest of your days in some ethiopian hell-hole. see, how long that food allergy lasts. and you, yes you, you over there, vegetarian. you are the enemy of chefs everywhere, we despise you, you wretched, lifeless drag. we offer you the finest meat available, cooked to perfection and you dare to sit there and order bottled water and f@2kin leaves. you fetus. pheeeww that felt better

RE: If love is a whiff

lawns deary? do you have lawns?grin

RE: Do You want someone touching you while you sleep ?

when I was younger I stayed at my mate's house and one night just as I nearly fell asleep his mum got into the bed and touched me. I totally screamed like a girl

RE: Am i decent looking enough to get out this rut.

hey look pal, tha problem ain't with you it's with them right. ya gotta watch out when yar lookin for a broad these days cos there's a lotta dames who just wanna break yar balls and make ya live inna house fulla cats. ah don't know why. nobody knows why. who can figure out what goes on inna heads ah these wacky broads but hey, ya know, there izza solution to ya problems right. maybe ya just never thoughta it before but if ya wanna broad who ain't gonna bug ya about peein inna kitchen sink or nuttin then why not get onea them transvestites? they ain't got no cats an ya gets the besta both worlds right? ya gets a dame ya can hump and aftah ya can watch tha game togetha or maybe put up some drywall or sumtin. anyways, ah hope this helps. guys always gotta stick tagetha ya know.

RE: Ladies if a guy..

laugh

yeah, i'm thinking, "vinnie the mooks, how ta meet dames." would be a good title

RE: Ladies if a guy..

nah, after the bus ride. they totally appreciate it when you pay for their fare

RE: Ladies if a guy..

nah, just buy her a hamburger and show her your scars. chicks dig hamburgers and scars dude

RE: Gun Control

well, they're really just trying to stop the kids from carrying weapons. the policeman who checked my bag did explain that the only reason I was stopped was because it was late at night and someone had been attacked. so, that was fair enough really.

RE: Gun Control

if you get caught carrying a knife you get an automatic prison sentence. I was stopped once and had to stand while the police did a record check and phoned my boss to see if I worked there. even though my knives were in my roll and were clearly working knives.

RE: Gun Control

sadly they're banned here too. I wish someone would taser whoever is responsible for booking the singers in the world series.

RE: Gun Control

I think it's definitely a different mind set. i'm not saying guns are bad. my old man has 2 shotguns for his clay pigeon shooting. I just think that there must be a better way, whatever that might be. as for beating the english. big deal. they're a bunch of wee girls.laugh

RE: Gun Control

i'm afraid it's true. we've always been savages. laugh

RE: Gun Control

well yes. but over here we have very little gun crime because of our gun laws and the tough stance against them.. a good thing too because we're a nation of drunken savages who like nothing better than a punch up on a saturday night. if we'd had the same laws as the u.s britain would be deserted

RE: Gun Control

confiscating guns from everybody would solve the problem

RE: Gun Control

indeed. with clubs and knives people have a much better chance of surviving.

RE: Gun Control

well, I don't know. it seems to me that when you have children murdering each other in schools perhaps it's time to put away the toys no?

RE: Gun Control

perhaps outlawing the sale of bullets would provide a quicker solution

RE: News from your region

four pie shops robbed overnight. police suspect gordon brown may be involved

RE: Illuminati America

hello misses. how is kildare today?grin

RE: Illuminati America

grin

no, that's putin's old kgb pals.

hostel

well it's on tonight. so is the wicker man, halloween and copland which I think i'll watch again because it ends roughly about the same time as the baseball starts

hostel

yeah there are a few horror films I like. alien and the evil dead are very good. salem's lot is another favourite. I was surprised by saw because it was very inventive and there was a neat twist at the end. I suppose I don't like those films where it's just violence for the sake of it.

hostel

I might watch it tonight then. see if it's any good. Saw is on at the same time. that was ok. I liked that more than I thought I would

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