dillingerdillinger Forum Posts (522)

RE: Are you bothered by extra religious people?

yeah, convert them back to reality

laugh

RE: Inspiring....

will you be my mummy?

RE: Can Anyone Give me a Straight Answer About Adam and Eve

he is the messiah and i should know, i've followed a few

RE: What would be the maximum acceptable age gap (younger or older) for you?

exceptions can be made

RE: Inspiring....

eh?

RE: Americans are viewed around the world as

that's a fairly narrow choice you've given us there sparky. i'd point you in the direction of hunter s thompson, william s burroughs, richard pryor, kim gordon, erica campbell and so on

RE: What would be the maximum acceptable age gap (younger or older) for you?

3hrs

RE: "ThanksGiving."

oh well, that's disappointing.

RE: "ThanksGiving."

i was told that the mullet is the hairstyle of choice and footloose has been the number 1 film in the cinemas for the last 23yrs.

RE: "ThanksGiving."

is it true canada is like america but set in the 80s?

RE: Goodbye FOX News

yup, lives in a fridge and kills cats

RE: Inspiring....

jesu, if we pour hot water on him will we get a new flavour of pot noodle?

RE: Can you remember the first time you were ever dumped and how did you react to it?

oh yeah, i'll never forget when i was dumped. there's a pain that never goes away. i remember the first time, i was 13 and it was one of those relationships that the parents were against, even though it was totally innocent. there's nothing like your first one. we had a secret meeting place and everything. we'd do kids stuff, sit and hold hands and neck in that awkward, nervous way kids do. it lasted a summer but seemed to last forever. sadly, i'll never forget that awful, stomach churning moment when the choir master turned and said, "i'm sorry johnny, but you're just too old now." sob

RE: I think it's amazin' that.....

oh yeah, incontinence pads are pretty hot

RE: I think it's amazin' that.....

ooh, someone's got a new chat up line. laugh

RE: I think it's amazin' that.....

ignorez them shawty, they'z just bitter cuz theyz iz old and will be dead soon.

RE: things that make you smile

ooh, kittens playing with ribbons, rainbows shining over churches, puppies lying in a basket, candy kisses on a first date and the delightful sound a child makes as they fall head first down a flight of stairs

RE: Why do men like to party without their girlfriends?

oh, well, that's just an everyday question/accusation

RE: Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?

sadly this is an almost daily topic in the kitchen. what would be the best weapons? the best place to hole up? where to get supplies from? how to move from place to place without alerting the horde? if there was a zombie outbreak i expect we'd be the most prepared chefs on the planet.

RE: Why do men like to party without their girlfriends?

whaddayamean ya wanna drink more, shouldn't we be going home now, you've got work tomorrow, don't snort that it won't do you any good, why dya keep lookin at that girl, i wanna go home, jeez another bottle? i don't get it, god your so immature, why is that funny, you better not do that or you'll be sorry, no, lets go home.... sound familiar?

RE: monogamy is much better

i know, i should teach sunday school

RE: monogamy is much better

folks, say hello to jimmy osmond.

RE: What is the one thing that you do not tolerate in a relationship?

rohypnol

RE: Which of the 5 things turn you on the most (in a possible partner)

flippers

RE: Barack "Fidel" Obama!

RE: How do you handle alcohol?

i think people who drink are probably empty and sad and wrong. no doubt they'll be hiding some form of dark secret involving farmyard animals; and no doubt at one time or another they will have voted for a black man or made some kind of film involving a close relative. there's just no end to their perversions but somebody's watching, somebody's taking notes and that's why the lord knows them but they don't know him.

another satisfied customer

RE: Freedoms

indeed, so, as you'll see it makes no difference who is in the white house. anyone who wishes to put their rambo fantasies to the test need only sit on the bonnet of their car on a main road and drink a bottle of beer. officer friendly will soon come for a visit.

RE: Freedoms

laff. as if that'd make any difference

RE: Freedoms

yeah, them cowboy fsntasies really will work out if the police decide to visit. ho ho. if y'all want to see what happens when people defy authority go watch them waco videos. tee-hee

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