that's a fairly narrow choice you've given us there sparky. i'd point you in the direction of hunter s thompson, william s burroughs, richard pryor, kim gordon, erica campbell and so on
oh yeah, i'll never forget when i was dumped. there's a pain that never goes away. i remember the first time, i was 13 and it was one of those relationships that the parents were against, even though it was totally innocent. there's nothing like your first one. we had a secret meeting place and everything. we'd do kids stuff, sit and hold hands and neck in that awkward, nervous way kids do. it lasted a summer but seemed to last forever. sadly, i'll never forget that awful, stomach churning moment when the choir master turned and said, "i'm sorry johnny, but you're just too old now." sob
ooh, kittens playing with ribbons, rainbows shining over churches, puppies lying in a basket, candy kisses on a first date and the delightful sound a child makes as they fall head first down a flight of stairs
sadly this is an almost daily topic in the kitchen. what would be the best weapons? the best place to hole up? where to get supplies from? how to move from place to place without alerting the horde? if there was a zombie outbreak i expect we'd be the most prepared chefs on the planet.
whaddayamean ya wanna drink more, shouldn't we be going home now, you've got work tomorrow, don't snort that it won't do you any good, why dya keep lookin at that girl, i wanna go home, jeez another bottle? i don't get it, god your so immature, why is that funny, you better not do that or you'll be sorry, no, lets go home.... sound familiar?
i think people who drink are probably empty and sad and wrong. no doubt they'll be hiding some form of dark secret involving farmyard animals; and no doubt at one time or another they will have voted for a black man or made some kind of film involving a close relative. there's just no end to their perversions but somebody's watching, somebody's taking notes and that's why the lord knows them but they don't know him.
indeed, so, as you'll see it makes no difference who is in the white house. anyone who wishes to put their rambo fantasies to the test need only sit on the bonnet of their car on a main road and drink a bottle of beer. officer friendly will soon come for a visit.
yeah, them cowboy fsntasies really will work out if the police decide to visit. ho ho. if y'all want to see what happens when people defy authority go watch them waco videos. tee-hee
RE: Are you bothered by extra religious people?
yeah, convert them back to reality