Sparklingeyes Forum Posts (8)

RE: describe yourself in one word

That's not the word i'd have chosen to describe you!!!!!

RE: your opinion

She did talk to him on IM, at great length. But when being called stupid and laughed at, why shoud she bother?

RE: Why

U were not being ignored intentionally, but as I said, I do not sit at my laptop 24/7. And sometimes on here, it says u are online, when you may have just logged off. There was def. no need for your rudeness. When u didn't contact me for days, did I send you rude e mails?????? NO.

RE: Why

I feel this post is aimed at me!!!!
I work full time, am a full time mum, and do not sit at my laptop waiting for IM to come in!!!
I also do not appreciate being sent rude e mails telling me I am stupid ( far from, as I have been to university and have a degree!)

RE: HAPPY NEW YEARS from Canada

Happy New Year to you too.

RE: Couple of gags for ya

Gordon Brown was looking for a lady of the night. He found 3 such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, "I am Prime Minister of England. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied, "£200". To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was £100. He then asked the redhead. Her reply was, " Mr Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your d@@k as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it won't cost you a f@@@@ing penny!

RE: Couple of gags for ya

Things are now so bad with the credit crunch, that women are making love to their husbands because they can't afford the price of batteries!!!

RE: Couple of gags for ya

Man and wife are out shopping together. Wife sees some shoes she wants, but her man says,
" NO WAY!! They're way 2 expensive."
Later that night in bed, he tries to lay his hand up on his wifes p@@@y. She says,
" I don't think so mate!! If you can't afford to shoe the horse, then u aint riding it!!!".