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RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

and you have a problem with this??dunno

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RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

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That God for the computer!!laugh

RE: Independence in a Marriage or Relationship

me..me..me..me..me..me..me..merolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Independence in a Marriage or Relationship

tongue tongue tongue

RE: How many things can we make with potatoes?

Hey you!! quit swithching sides!!frustrated



RE: you're photo!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are some people here too "high maintenence"??.....

yes!! Most of the women on this site are way TOO high maintenance. One even suggested that she bathed EVERY DAY!!doh Do you have any idea what that does to a water bill???laugh

RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

tongue Yes I did...so there!!tongue

RE: Independence in a Marriage or Relationship

Feeling ornery today!! Just having fun and pissing people off!!dunno




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RE: How many things can we make with potatoes?

Take one potato..add one ill-gotten law degree. Voila!! Instant politician!!


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RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

doh Sorry if you don't like my sense of humor!! Most people don't, so don't feel pregnant!! But I am feeling great!! Thank-you

RE: Rerun: What can you say about your car that you can't about your girlfriend.

oops!! That's what I did with my last wife!! Are you telling me it wasn't legal???jaw drop

RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

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I didn't think they said that in Lithuania!!confused

















JUST KIDDING!! JUST KIDDING!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Independence in a Marriage or Relationship

Just an opinion...I repeat, JUST AN OPINION!!doh


But I think if a person want "self" time. They shouldn't be in a committed relationship. Commitment means giving one's self!


Just my f**king opinion, so back off!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Lonely!!

I'd rather be a lonely old man...than a lonely old fool!! Which is why I never approach anyone!!professor

RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

Oh no! I'm back in the asylum! I don't have access to a computer when they let me out!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Ladies: Would you date a "separated" man or would you wait until the divorce is finalised?

"It ain't over...'till it's over!"



Yhey are not available in a legal sense, till the divorce is final. Any married person who dates with the intention of a romantic interest is cheating. Just MY opinion! And I believe the LAW is on my side.

Did I date while I was separated?? Hell, yes!! But I never said I was perfect!!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: WHAT DID BUSH DO DURING HIS TIME OF PRESIDENCY??? (APART FROM STARTING 2 WARS)

the bottom line here is....Bush is over. let it go, already!!doh



Get over it!

RE: The Great Jersey Shore

this would be funny....if it weren't true!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: If a "ladies man" is a man that is good with the ladies, then what's a "man's man"?

Lance Burton!!laugh

RE: Rerun: What can you say about your car that you can't about your girlfriend.

It's reliable!

Maintenance is cheaper!!tongue

RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

Ich liebe dich, mein fraulien!
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DISCLAIMER!!.....THis was not a legal statement meant to convince someone of my romantic interest in them. It was merely an exercise in telling a person how we express words of endearment. Having said the "most precious" of words, it is to be clearly understood that the words were uttered only as an educational tool, as requested by the OP. Any and all inferences to actual feelings are purely coincidental! Any person reading this reply to a post by CS members, should understand this, and this poster will not be held liable for any feelings of passion suffered as a result of reading the "most precious " of wordsprofessor

RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

It sure is!!

And I forgot to add



I bet you never fart either!! That is just how perfect you seem to perceive yourself....I am just stating my opinion,,,my prerogative, also!!

RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

It sure is!!!

RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

If you have something to say....say it!!

RE: Say 'I LOVE YOU' in your native language

Oh MY!! Ain't you special!!doh That has to be one of the most childish answers I have ever read!! He asked to say something not make a commitment!!

RE: What Emoticon Are You 2?

very mad

RE: How recent is your picture on your profile?

about a year ago

North Korea...and the "misslle test"

Back slowly away from your Fox news station!! Back slowly away!!laugh

RE: Which Profession do you Despise the most?

Evangelists and politicians! Is there really a difference??confused

RE: Who Is A Real Man?

***Who Is A Real Man?

RuPaullaugh

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