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The definition of pathetic

SXC was back on briefly tonight. Now she's been deleted again. Poor Mods ... still when you're brought up in the "Land of Free Speech as long as you agree with me" an outspoken woman must be very threatening!


Anyway, there's life to be lived. Throw off your shackles, climb out from behind your computer terminal, breath the fresh air and start living.

Bye all.

RE: DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN.......

Old Kiwi trick, knockon front the door and when they go to answer it slip through the back door andinto their bed .........................................................................................................................................
If they're not a good sport, sometimes you'll get to keep the bed all to yourself.

RE: 30th Birthday Ideas

Or you could spend the entire night contemplating that in only 30 more years you'll be old and wrinkly.

RE: DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN.......

Or knock on someone elses door and climb into their bed.

RE: What does a Kiwi need to know if crossing the ditch lol

First of all, don't keep referring to "Home".

At work - "We'd do it better at home."

To another Kiwi who has lived in Oz for two thirds of his life - "So Bro, when ya goin' home."

This IS HOME! I friggin' bought property, gave birth to ... OK my wife gave birth to ... an Aussie and I'll probab;y be eaten by a friggin hiuge Aussie shark.

RE: wnidows 7

Soyou CAN do morethan just play solitaire with these things!

RE: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEM GET THERE OWN TV SHOW. WOULD YOU ?

The Queensland Women's Rugby League team has won every year that they have played NSW ... But thinking on that ... who are the Qld girls really playing against except for a bunch of Kath and Kims.

RE: Man drought inflating middle aged mens ego

She didn't walk away ... she just hung around until I had to go and find work somewhere else then she moved back into the house I had paid for. In her words, "My money is mine, your money is to pay the mortgage and provide for us." And she meant it.

If any of you young people out there find yourselves in a "split up" situation ... just remember, The most routhless wins. Forget that the person you used to share a bed with is the father/mother of your children. Remember that once you have won the majority of the family property and assetts through the Family Law Court, THEN you can return to "Mr/Ms Nice Guy".

RE: Man drought inflating middle aged mens ego

Actually I know of three women (not counting Shell) who got done over in the settlement stakes. One of them is a lovely woman that looked after my dying brother (empathy and nurture), another is a special ed teacher (empathy and justice) and the last is a social worker comforting dying cancer patients (all of the above). They all had children and lost primary custody of their childeren and they all lost their husbands to women who worked for lawyers.

Perhaps you ought to hate Ali McBeal.

RE: Man drought inflating middle aged mens ego

Hey Shell, don't feel bad ... my ex-wife got all the stuff you missed out on.

RE: wnidows 7

MERIWEATHER! You're a computer nerd! They just don't build nerds like they used to.

RE: Do you sometimes look at your WVM list and think REALLY?? YOU AGAIN??

I suppose, sometimes the profile picture changes, sometimes they forget who you are.

I usually check out profiles to see what demographic a person posting in the forums is. For instance, how would you get the point across that daylight savings is useless in the tropics to a Victorian who had never experienced the cinstant 13 hour days of Far North Australia.

Of course profiles don't always tell the full story. Ralf is in Victoria and I assumed she would be an AFL follower. I posted a smart comment. But Ralf was actually born and raised in Queensland and follows Rugby League.

RE: I MAYBE DUMB BUT..........

RE: State of Origin

AL and most of NSW TODAY scold

RE: What would you bring to a new relationship?

Money.

RE: Feeding teenage girls

I don't feed teenagers .......... and after a while they go away.

RE: State of Origin

So can we put the question to rest now that the gods love Queensland and don't care to much about NSW?

In fact let's admit it ... THIS State (of Grace ... and Sunshime) is where gods are born, grow and run onto a Rugby Ground.


I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad I didn't get the job in Port Maquarie.

RE: Sunshine Coast People :)

Yep, especially since you're not hunting in my demographic, Welcome and good luck Maroochydochy guy.

RE: I can't believe it

Heh heh heh ... "20 years ago" ... "I'm 40!" ... Heh heh heh ... Kids panic at the smallest things.

I remember John F Kennedy being assasinated (wasn't there but) and Neil Armstrongs walk on the moon.

Oh ... and for the guy above, I eat carrots to remember more than 20 years ago.

RE: Sunshine Coast People :)

Run Phoenix RUN ... They'll suck out all your vital fluids!

RE: State of Origin

Save him, SXC iscollecting knobs in another thread.

RE: Meeting someone online first is good because...

POP ...... POP ...... POP ... POP ...POP, POP,POP,POPPOPOPOPOP..

How many do you think I'll need to impress? ... WHAT! HEMORRHOIDS! OH crap ....moping

RE: State of Origin

Iknow this isn't the scammers thread ... but I judt got a flower from a NSW woman! She is quite attractive but not young enoughto br my daughter ....

It has to be a scam ... especially at this time of the year.

RE: State of Origin

If NSW could only lift themselves to win the second game it would make the series that much more interesting ... and the replacement TV sales that much higher after the decider.

Gotta go and buy some Harvey Norman shares.

Come to think of it, a good small business would be a brick stall in NSW.

RE: Meeting someone online first is good because...

And out of this thread I have learned that Shell is a hairy legged, compulsive dress shopper with small children who she feeds chocolate before deserting them to go on dates with knobs ... sigh ... and she looks so nice in her picture too.

SXC is a cumpusive hand measurer who likes to flirt with guys with knobs hanging on there outside ... sigh ... more disapointment as the best I could do is forget to do up my fly.

Still, on the bright side, I could work on my foibles against body hair, grow some patience, embrace melted chocolate in the hands of exuberent children and grow more knobs ... lots of knobs

Sits in corner with screwed up face cocentrating on pushing out knobs

RE: what brings you here

Oh COME ON!

You remember ... You kicked the ceiling fan down and gouged the ceiling with your toe nails.

RE: Menopausal women

Even many more years ago I knew an aged care nurse. She said that the old ladies sat on a bench and if one at one end peed herself they'd all follow suit one by one along the bench ... she didn't say what would happen if the onein the midde peed first ... perhaps she was exagerating.

RE: what brings you here

I'm having fun, You met me in a forum sense. No one current has met me ... and I'm not telling where the non-current bodies are hidden.

RE: I MAYBE DUMB BUT..........

You are right. A Carbon Tax levied on Australians won't make one iota of difference to the growing greenhouse gas levels.

RE: I MAYBE DUMB BUT..........

No. You won't get it back automatically. You'll have to graft for it. And that is the government putting us where they are now. They have to graft for our dollars by putting revenue raising speed cameras out, by putting flood levies and disaster levies on us.

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