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Looking for a wife!!

ok..i am writing it

Parents should not stick together for the rest of their life!

Dizzidi..i aint surprise

What happen when a woman is divorced?. Do you think she would have the same respect as she used to?.

I know hundred of divorced women, they kind of like wish they are back to their first husbands even if they were married to another person.

Did you know that, most of divorced women tend to deceive their married girl friends!!. They will kind of tell them they are happier than when they were married, they will advice their friends to get divorced for a simple reason and be like them, free like mosquitos that can bite any creature at any time they wish to.

Most of divorced women were being deceived to get divorced, do you know what they do!!, they too do the same to other members of their friends and life goes on.

Parents should not stick together for the rest of their life!

Well, I am not sure about you folks but it aint good for a wife and a husband to stick together for the rest of their life. I think when they feel they have reached it they should simply accept to get separated and each to find their better life .

Marriage life is no different from a person owning a car and drive it for so long without wanting to exchange it for a latest model. I think it is really sick seeing man and wife living together until they are old!. They eventually becomes like brothers and sisters because they no longer interested in love but just care for each others.

We should get a better life. Enjoy it while we steel alive! Who knows what’s gonna happen when you die or how it's gonna be! .

Looking for a wife!!

Any female creature out there wants a home!. Well, a friend of mine got one for ya!!. All he got to do is marry you and dump you in his house as a wife, How about that.

This is his selection category:

Must be a good looking creature
Must be tall, not below 5.5 (excluding the shoes)
Must not have wired hair coz it’s like steal wire (Only African should have such hair anyway!! )
Must never be FAT . The weight should be below 60!!
Must be white of course!!
Must have nice backup
Must have nice top up
Must smell like a rose all the time!!
Must speak a little bit of English.
Must have clean and smooth teeth, don’t want those alligator’s teeth (She should belong to Dracula any way)
Must be fully tested from all kind of diseases and prove to be 100% clean before meeting the person.

Any interested female creature out there ?

Number of unmarried women increases every year

i was thinking of marrying this ugly divorced woman but then I started to thing the negatives after marrying her !! ???. I mean, I know I 'm gonna be really cool and will give her all I've got and beyond her x-husband but the problem is that, the more you give something to someone the more they want, if you know what I am saying !!. This means when I’ll give all what I’ve got to this woman she’ll think ohh if I’ve got better from this one the third one will even be better, so why not try the third one !! .

Here the problem starts!!. The more she got the more she would want!!. What would happen if you give her less than her X-husband!!. Good question yeah !!

I think we better marry virgin's. This way she might respect you better than the divorced one!.

With or without a woman!

When I hear someone is going to get marry I feel so sorry for the guy coz he does not know that he is throwing himself into hell without knowing Poor fellow!!.

I've been leaving all my life with woman I pretend to call them girlfriends!. I stay with them for a few month then I tell them to find themselves another idiot to stay with. Very funny this creatures! After you've been with them they start asking you to marry them as if I am not aware of their intention, ofcourse at the beginning I will agree that I would marry them while inside me says over my dead body. No woman would kill Shaq and that is the promise I keep. Now hung on there folks!! When I said kill, I don't mean physically being killed by these creatures but they destroy your life slowly. You first get depression, then tension, then stress, then heart problem, then heart attack then you die!.

Did you know that women are the best actors in the world?. Of course, they are so good acting like they really care for you and they love you and they would give anything to be with you and they would die for you and they wouldn't leave without you and blah blah and blah blah!!!! All the lies they have to tell you and because they are so good in saying it and crying when they say them words, you would think yeah!! this is my woman with a BIG open heart, but guess what is coming in you!.

Did you know that no one scares Bin-Ladin but a woman!!!

Number of unmarried women increases every year

Doesn't this sounds like a BIG problem?. I mean what would happen when there are huge number of unmarried women around us?. Currently, you can find a lot of unmarried women who are now over 30, 40, 50 and above. These women desperately want to get married but who would go for an old woman while they can find younger one easily?. The thing is that, most people are afraid to marry to a woman who has passed over 30 coz no one believe that a woman could stay upto that age without making love, so, this is really scarry thing to most men. We keep on asking ourselves, why wasn't she married till now?. there must be something bad she did that no one wants to marry her.. and the story keeps on going on and on. eventually these girls stay like that for the rest of their lives... Sometimes they do get married to an old men, I mean very old, or those who are divorced...

My advice to women is that, you get married as soon as you get a man who wants you. Men have more choice than you. Another thing, never agree to have a man as your boyfriend coz he will keep out soon after he has used you. I wouldn't marry a woman a played with, so why should others?.

Women should also agree to marry a married men coz they have no much of choice. Once a man of any kind approach to marry you, you must agree and be happy.

That is all folks

What is a perfect man for women?

do you really wana know why

What would you call those men who are always behind their women? . These types of men are very sick indeed In every single word they say you will here them mentioning their wives . Like Mr My Wife. My wife is blah blah, My wife is blah blah.

I actually fill like a daft when a man starts speaking about his wife in-front of strangers. You'll here them saying. My wife is a super woman, she can fly from here to London, My wife is a martial art trained, she can kick your bios to hell. I left this country because I could not get resident visa for my wife. Do these types of men really deserve to be called gents? I doubt this very much.

I think we need to classify people in three different category. These are:

Gentlemen
Ladies
Ladlemen. This would fit these types of the mentioned people.

What do you say guys

With or without a woman!

Really!!. I didn't tell you the rest of the story about those poor men in the desert!!. I swear they all look like Zombies!!! Man eaters etc... coz when they see a strange face and they are all facing you! you can see water falling out of their mouth knowing that you just came from the city and had all the women they could think of!!.



They get very sick mind and visions!!. I vividly remember when a europeian expert came over the desert, he was a nice looking fellow and all the guys there were planning to date him!! Now that's how bad it gets!!!.



Take example of a prison!!. Now, you and I wouldn't wish to go to prison for any reason, would you?. Working in the desert is no different from prison but in e Luxury way or perhaps I should say they brain wash you with goodies and money so that you forget about women for a while.



For me it was totally different coz I could not even thing a single night without my women around me!!. I missed them so much and couldn't even thing of the money I was going to get...



In short!! nothing is better than a woman beside you.. Take it or leave it.

RE: What a Christmas !!!

i feel sorry for rasgumby

what piss me of seeing some stupid replies, i guss it is a typical american thing..they calp on anything..whether it's good or bad.

i guess this says alot about how badly social life is destroyed in the SUPERPOWER america

The Power of Female!

simran

Keep on laughing while you still can coz I did the same but look what's happening to me today... remember one thing, laughing at others is bad, eventually it's gonna happen to you and someone else is gonna laugh at you!!. You will see... Just wait....

The Power of Female!

My friends,

Men's time of being known as the master of all is coming to an end!. It is belived that by year 2020 female will will become the most powerful being on earth. They are coming up with revenge over men. They believe men has ruled them enough and very little has been given to them. The strongest hold on them is believing that female can also have many hasbund of their choices. Can either keep the husband in one house or make them make their homes and female to plan visiting them whenever she wish to do so!.

Now, either you take this or take this!!. will make no differences to what is coming up... All what you've go to do is pray you die before the time comes... Please say "AMEN".

With or without a woman!

Yes, I use the word woman coz sometimes you realise how important a woman is in your life! and again yes this is capone!. Either you like my wording or not, I am not forcing you to read my topic, so help yourself and go put your elephant years under the pillow and forget me!! OK....If you really like what I am writting then I think you are sick!!!! you better find yourself a brain specialist to examin your brain!!!.



Anyway, women, women, women!! what would you do without them!!. It only got me when I was transfered to work in the desert!!. Men!! I thought I was going to die simply because I could not see women, talk to women, eat with women etc... All you see there are these horrible looking men!!!. When I say horrible I really mean it coz when you are in the desert you look like a dead cow!!!. I swear coz that's how I looked and I really didn't like the idea...



You may wonder why people work in the desert get paid well!!. Some of you might even go wako knowing how much they were paying me!!!. I couldn't believe me self when they offered me such money!!! but I didn't realise why until they took me into the middle of the desert. Of-course, they give you five start standard of living, swimming pool, airconditioning in all area, excellent food and work is very little but then the missing of women around makes a BIG different.



When I returned back to the city, the first thing I did is to kiss the ground and kissed my women's foot!. This was the time a realised how important women are into our lives... Without them we are simply animals with very little in common...So, if you think a woman is nothing to you, you better think again!! coz you have not yet seen the world without them....



Have a nice day!!

RE: What would you do if one day you came home unexpectedly and found your lover in bed with someone.

be careful then if you are planning to screw someone else girl as not every MAN will let it go

RE: What would you do if one day you came home unexpectedly and found your lover in bed with someone.

out of bounds why...

that is what i will do in reality if i catch my girl in bed with another block..what is it that you don't like?

What is a perfect man for women?

OK, This is what our women would call a perfect man!.

They would call him a gentleman because he never cruel and never mean!. They speak of him as gentle because he has a beautiful smile & keeps his face so clean . He loves children & will raise them by their side. He will be a good father & a good husband . He loves cooking, Cleaning and vacuuming too! . He'll do anything in his power to convey his love to his woman! .

He is sweet, writing poetry from his woman’s name. He's a best friend to her mother and kisses away his woman’s pain. He will never make her cry or batter her in any way

This is true, isn’t it?

To me, these type of men are gays! Any comment please!!!

Life with a single woman or with many!!

i have this female, now as my girlfriend tells me all the other females secrects, she knows all the group of married females who have boyfriends etc... She even showed me the other females and told who they went out with!. To my surprise, these females are married, going out with boyfriends and actually some of them had babies from their boyfriends but the husband does not know!. I don't know how these females could leave with such happening!. Anyway, this is happening! either you like it or not!!.

Life with a single woman or with many!!

Would you simply dump your spouse after being with her for several years!. Perhaps having kids etc!. <img src="http://jakee.shackspace.com/anim_naughty.gif" alt="" class="bb-image" />

Well, to some people dumping a female is something they can never think of. Even though they already tired being with that female. They have very little stamina to do what they’ve got to do. Some would simply pray that she dies soon; some would wish they get reason to dump her and so on. You know, life stinks sometimes but somehow you need to find a way in such situation.

Frankly speaking, I don’t think it’s right that you stick to someone you don’t like anymore, so why sticking on her?. Why not be honest and let her go!. I know it could be painful but believe me, women forget very quick. You dump her today and tomorrow she’s ok with her life. You are the one who would always feel guilty and all the thing but women are from different world. This is why they have longer life than you.

I did dump several women in my life. The first one was so tough to do coz I felt so bad doing it. I thought I was doing the wrong thing and all the blah blah but one good thing about me is that, once I decide to do something I just do it . When I did the girl cried almost to death. Her parents called me coz she attempted suicide, so I cooled her a bit then within a day she was a new girl and perhaps a better life than when she was with me. I am bit pain in the rear on females, If you know what I mean!! , so I guess it was like heaven for her being released from devil me! .

One thing you need to know is that, when you start thinking of dumping your spouse coz both of you are no longer happy with your life, you should be strong and go for it, you will have peace of mind . Believe me, both of you will feel the relief. You’ll feel like you are in a new world and a new life.

Don’t let this kind of situation destroy your life. Remember, we are all in transit in this world, so we need to utilise what we have been given in a way we want and not the way you force it to be....

Who's bad!

Life with a single woman or with many!!

can you tell us more about marriage life then...

Reason I am asking is because some dude confirmed to me that marriage life stinks and I should never think of going through that route!!. They say, once you marry you wify start to look ugly, Soon you'll notice her beautiful mouse turns into slaggish thingy and you'll start avoid kissing her. Soon you'll notice her nose grows bigger, soon you'll notice you can't drink in the same glass she used, soon you'll realise you don't love her anymore. Now this really stinks when you think of it, don't you?. I am already in love with this most beatiful lady and you are saying all of this about her! How horrible you guys are?. I don't think I'm gonna end up like you dudes!!!.

Life with a single woman or with many!!

kissmedeeply

so, for sure you tend to keep the hobby of calling each others love, kisses and blah blah but let me tell yeh somit!!. Noting frm above comes inside your heart!!. when you say to your man "I love you" or the kisses blah blah is simply like telling him indirectly "I wish you die and I get another man in my life" Isn't it?!!!

Life with a single woman or with many!!

My dearest fellow!! What would be realistic for you?. I mean having a single woman for the rest of your life or not have a woman but women!! . When I said women, I mean you simply don’t get married but your get women around for a day or so and then get another one and another one whenever you needed a change!!.

Many men tend to marry and think they wouldn’t want more but the woman they have with, then we notice them cheating or marry a second, third or even a fourth!!. Some tend to divorce coz they can no longer stand being with a single woman for the rest of their life.

Life becomes miserable if they tend to stay together for more than 5 years or even less. Some would switch the love to the kids, spend more time with the kids and let the woman wondering where love has gone. Of course, how do they expect to be loved after the love has diminished to zero.

Life of marriage has no different from life of eating the same food day and night. Imagine that you eat rice with fish day and night. You don’t change… What would happen when you go to restaurant and find they have variety of food? Would you go for rice and fish?. Good question yeah!!.

One thing to question your self when considering to marry!! Do you want a pleasant life or wanna be in a grave yard!!. Marriage style has no different from a grave yard. I mean imagine when a person is dead!!, what happen to them?.

Now folks, let’s discuss a free life style , where no one to question you, no one to worry about, no one to think of but your self!!. A free life, do what you want!!!. This has no different from when someone buys a new car after having the old one for more than a year. Imagine how you would feel with that new car!!. A wonderful car, very comfortable, luxury, no need to check the engine or worries when driving, proud of self and you just love driving it from time to time. This is what I call life!!!.

What do you say folks?.

Why most successful Men have a foreign wife?

Is this why they are successful? . I mean having a foreign wife beside them. I don’t know but there is a good link towards this!! . Perhaps because of the good relationship they tend to keep or because a man gets the happiness he deserves thus the brain is utilised properly without personal problems!.

Most of men who are married to foreigners tend to have a better life, free from radical family problems!! Could this be because the Mother-In-Law is far away from them? . I really don’t know.

Anyone with a foreign wife please?. We need to know why you are successful!

Thank you very much indeed and have a wonderful day……

RE: British Women

my experince with braaish girls is that they don't know how to take care of themselves..they rarly shower and sometime they smell horrible..well not from far but when u get down there it will make u think when did she ever has shower..

also they don't know how to dress, take for example how french girls dress..you can see how much attractive they are and how much they look after themsleves..

i was astonished when i lived in university campus how some brit girls will go ..woke up and don't bother to wash then dress up or sometime weare same dress they were having during night..i can be 100% sure if i see a girl 1 mile away that she is braish just by looking at her.

the annoying thing is that braaish girls never had the softness, the kind, the polite, and the character that will make u think she is a girl..speak to any other european girl and u notice the differnce.

i am sure many braish will be annoyed by this..sad but true.

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