RE: What happened in your Birth Year.

Hey! Thats what they asked about!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Hman Race Extinction

The world would be a great place if it wasn't for all the damn people!professor

RE: What happened in your Birth Year.

I was evicted from my home and some guy slapped me on the butt....I got even though....I peed on him! grin

RE: How did you cope ?

Do what married people do......pick them to pieces.....look at all the bad and things you do not like......learn to dislike them greatly.....this will stop the love and you can't wait to get away. Thats how married folks do it...........grin

How to carve an elephant!

A roast without a few taters thrown in is just boring.rolling on the floor laughing

How to carve an elephant!

Womb = where a baby grows!

Wooooooomb = when an elephant farts!

RE: Are you happy with the way you look

Thank you my dear sweet lady! bouquet dancing I be cool now!

RE: Are you happy with the way you look

Nope! I think I need new glasses......everything is fuzzy!

How to carve an elephant!

dunno sounds good to me! don't leave any bark or it will be part dog!grin

How to carve an elephant!

Take a large block of wood and cut off all the wood that does not look like elephant!grin

RE: I am such a wuzz

teddybear

RE: I am such a wuzz

Awwww! you mssed my faced......thats nice! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How to be a good person..

wave nite sweet ladies!

RE: How to be a good person..

I make a better clown! redclown rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How to be a good person..

hug teddybear bouquet

RE: How to be a good person..

Yes you do deserve!

RE: How to be a good person..

TY!


I'm going to bed! wave

blues

RE: How to be a good person..

yup! bouquet

RE: How to be a good person..

I play bad to be a part and I play dumb to learn. But nice guys are boring I quess. Only good for handling problems or getting to fix the sink! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How to be a good person..

I know....I am one!

RE: Why are you single?

What you been eating?rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How to be a good person..

Good for you. bouquet

RE: How to be a good person..

The troll dolls when I was a kid were first called "Dammit dolls" I wish I knew why dammit!frustrated

RE: How to be a good person..

No ones wants a good person.....so be careful!

RE: Why are you single?

bouquet

RE: Why are you single?

Don't laugh he's not joking!


































rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: please won't you SAY SOMETHING?! Part dos

Match companies will not be making matches any longer! sigh

RE: what do women really want

My uncle dated a woman. They went to bed and she spread her legs and asked him if he knew what she wanted. he did not reply. Then she spread her legs even wider and asked again if he knew what she wanted.....he did not reply. Then she spread her legs a wide as possible and ask him again if he had any idea what she wanted. He looked her in the eyes and said,"Yup! you want the who damn bed!"grin

What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?

I work nights so I don't scare them while out on the town!bouquet

What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?

Tomorrow I'm going to get another hair done!grin

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