RE: THE ARKANSAS MAN

We Arkansas guys got pick ups and Southern Charm. We even let women drive the truck. grin

RE: Need some advice on how to handle a situation

Stay out of it.

RE: A good man?

Works do not save.....works prove the faith if one has......faith without works is dead.

The man would be resurrected in the second resurrection.....the books (scriptures would be open to him for understanding) He would then accept or reject God after knowing the truth.

Works do not save......faith with works does.handshake

RE: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Sorry you are down.

I know this. I myself have not been able to be the kind of friend I would be if it was not for paperwork, taxes and my mother having major surgery.

I have had little sleep in so long that I can't think and have trouble speaking. No matter how bad a person has a situation in life.......no one believes it or cares.

I am not a coffee drinker...but I have to drink coffee just to be able to make it during the day without falling asleep in the store. Which i have many times with the door wide open. I have at slow times had to lock my door during regular hours and put a note on the door to knock.......and go get a few minutes sleep. My arms are numb, my back is killing me, I have fallin asleep while talking to family who came to visit a few minute at my home. I have fallin asleep with my dinner plate in my lap....I took one bite...fell asleep......and dumped the whole dinner in the floor. I fell asleep with a large cup of hot coffee in my hand and burned my leg.

You might give the tax swamped friend some slack!!!!!!!

They may not have a life for themselves.....and sure can't give to another no matter how good a person they may be.

RE: A quote that inspires you?

If you want your prayers answered, when you get off your knees, HUSTLE!

RE: Priest Off

Satan comes as the light bringer and his followers coming as bringers of light should be no surprise.

Christ said that many would come in his name and decieve the many.

It is not the masses who will enter the Kingdom.....but the small flock.

mankind is doing all manner of evils in the (unapproved) name of Christ.

Satan is the god of this world, it was given to him by Adam.....The way and the Kingdom will return to its true heir in coming time.

The offenders of children and crimes done by those poseing as men of God should be treated as the dirt they are.very mad

RE: do you beilive a person can have a curse on them?

Yes! But a spell checker solved most of mine! rolling on the floor laughing

Have you ever........fess up now!

You won't believe this but one night i woke up with QWERTY spelled backward on my forehead! rolling on the floor laughing

Have you ever........fess up now!

Nodded off at the keyboard on CS. I have many times. I have banged my head on the keyboard and desk. I have clicked and wound up all over the place. I just now did and looked up at a bunch of bottles of some kind of new drink. A few minutes ago I had clicked up another dating site. Fess up! Have you ever....?

Funny how we don't know what we think we do.

A person who killed in rage or anger has killed in hot blood. A person who is not in a rage or anger has killed in cold blood. By the Tv we get the idea that it means a person who killed or harmed without caring or feelings.

Funny how we think we know things and they rilly mean other things.

Tell us one you know.

I have to high tail it to work.
(a rider who road fast would raise his butt off the saddle and lean over sticking his butt high in the air.....he was high tailing it somewhere.)grin

Funny how we don't know what we think we do.

I had 15 minutes to waste....time to go back to paperwork. yawn I sleepy! wave

Funny how we don't know what we think we do.

What does it mean when someone says! "He was shoot in cold blood.
or she shot him in cold blood."

RE: FAVOURITE T SHIRT SLOGANS

A friend will come see you in jail. A true friend will be in jail with you saying,"We screwed up good!"

Tattoo

rolling on the floor laughing

Tattoo

cheers I do better after I wake up! I promise! grin

Tattoo

It was just one of those so corney it was funny jokes.......long age.


crying I'll take my old joke and go back to bed then.....rolling on the floor laughing

Tattoo

My little cousin told me that one and reminded me of it yesterday. It was funny around here long ago.


Just the pun that his Tattoo said....."Its the plaaaane."



Oh well!!!!rolling on the floor laughing

Tattoo

Tattoo was the little guy who always said at the start of the show..."Its da Plaaane....Its da plaaaane!"

I was afraid this joke was too old for the younger folks and the older people had gone senile. rolling on the floor laughing


cheers

Tattoo

It's an old joke! Don't ya'll remember "Fantasy Island"

Tattoo

A man goes to the Tattoo parlor and gets his first Tattoo. he comes home and tells his wife about it. She ask what it was a picture of and what the tattoo says. He told her it was a picture of Boeing 747.doh And what does it say she asked?mumbling He replied, The Tattoo says,"Its da plaaaane, Its da plaaaane!"

doh very mad He won't be getting into the cockpit for a while!

RE: SAY NO TO NUCLEAR WEAPONS NOW!!!!!!!!

"One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day!" professor

RE: WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS BREAD A ELAPNANT WITH A RHINO?

What do you get if you cross an mouse with an elephant?

A dead mouse with a big hole in it!!!!doh

RE: THE MISSING LINK;I WONDER AT WHAT POINT IN HISTORY DID MAN BEGAN TO WEAR CLOTHES

Right after Eve laughed and pointed!professor

RE: Is a cat male or female in you mind?

Tom cats are always male!professor

RE: 101 Clear Contradictions in the Bible!!! part 4

The head was there somewhere! It didn't grow into a turnip!cheers

RE: 101 Clear Contradictions in the Bible!!! part 4

You need to understand about souls. You do error!

Judas did hang himself. As his body rotted the head was pulled off and he fell headlong and his rotted body burst open and his intestines spilled out. Judas was never buried....his corpse decayed on the ground.


You error as to why it is called the field of blood.







Stupid know it alls...who know nothing!doh

RE: 101 Clear Contradictions in the Bible!!! part 4

Your contraditions are just silly!


Example: If you will look at puncuation....you will find that Christ said to the thief who defended him that he was telling him today (that day)....not that he would be in paridise today.
Don't feel bad....most Christians have that silly mistake also. Some Bibles have it correct and some wrong. Learn more about your Bible and you will see the need to go to the scriptures. I can show you true errors in transalation that are not in the scriptures.

I say unto you today, you will still be silly Saturday


It is so easy for your type of people to throw out all sorts of confused thinking and then it takes a long time for a sound thinking person to take each one and explain it correctly....to a person who can't even understand simple things.

I don't have time to clean up your silly thinking! I have heard plenty of this kind of silliness and each one can and has been the findings of unsound lazy thinking. If you will spend more time finding answers instead of copy and pasteing other silly lazy people you would never write such foolishness and try to hurt anothers faith.

The day will come you will regret your foolish pursuit and wish you had looked for the truth.

RE: What would you say if you see a woman you know with a shaved head!

I would ask about her health. When she said she was not sick....I would say, "I mean your mental health."rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What makes a man fall in love?

It is said that the way to a mans heart is through his stomuch.......that means that the starting point is below the stomuch. blushing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The missing link

pilot lights!

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