RE: The missing link

Global warming is due to all them darn plot lights being on all the time. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Say Something.... No Need for Names!

A lady is mad at me. I cost her the price of a case of bottled water. She had succeeded in pulling an old scam at the grocery store. Then I went and called the cashiers attention to it. I cost her money by her having to pay for her stolen water.....I a bad boy! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Why are there so many Divorces these days, I would like your honest opinion

Men can't write a book about women......because they change every ten minutes. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



I go now before I get smacked! grin

RE: Why are there so many Divorces these days, I would like your honest opinion

comfort bouquet

RE: Why are there so many Divorces these days, I would like your honest opinion

All should read "The Gift of the Magi." by O'Henry.

it is online and short! Those people have love and a forever marriage. professor

RE: Why are there so many Divorces these days, I would like your honest opinion

bouquet

RE: Why are there so many Divorces these days, I would like your honest opinion

A man and his wife were splitting up. It was his fault by being so selfish. I asked him if he loved himself or did he love her. The very thing that she was hurt by. He said He loved her. I told him that we would find out. I told him she wants with all her heart to be left alone for a while and if her did that for HER she would know he had changed by understand the things I opened his eyes to about himself. But he could not stop bothering her trying to whoo her back. They divorced and it was final for all time. He loved himself and had to have her back, he did not love her enough to give her some time without bothering her. Her could have saved their marriage.....if he had loved her and had made her life better for her.

He learned a lot.......but way too late. He is a different person now.....he now knows!


People think they know love......and are mostly dumb as a post about it.

RE: Why are there so many Divorces these days, I would like your honest opinion

Each of the two love themselves and are seeking all things to their best interest without love of the other for the other.

The only sacrifices one will make is to preserve what they desire to retain. Self Love is the cause of divorce. If each loved correctly.......there is no divorce.

Would you?????

She never wore them.....just threw them when he asked her to marry him.

Would you?????

Thanks for the opion.



Joking! ......Why will people take a used woman and not a used ring set?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Would you?????

Buy a set of wedding rings knowing that the first couple broke up before the wedding.....she throwing them to the carpet and him to the curb.

I bought a set to resale......just wondering....confused

RE: WHY DO SOME WOMEN ON THIS SITE LEAD GUYS ON????

I don't think the women lead the men on.....I think most guys who have not dated in a while.......point the way! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Useless facts, i think they are great!

I got kinfolks!doh

RE: Useless facts, i think they are great!

If you fart in the bath tub, you can't bite the bubble before it reaches the top!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Mouse in da house!

He was just joking around with her. He would put extra keys in the glove box.......you know!.....in case you locked yourself out of the truck.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Must answer Please

What if we put magnets in cars and wire feilds in telephone poles.....then when cars drive by they make electricity!grin

Mouse in da house!

I thought it was funny my uncle put the bait up high to keep the mice out of it.

grin He's a funny bird!

Mouse in da house!

My uncle and aunt had a mouse in da house. so he bought some mouse bait. He put it out all over. Then he put the box on top of the fridgerator. my aunt asked why he put it up there. He said,"So the mice don't get in to it."doh

RE: HAND CHECK?

and you would take one step forward and slide two back......the only way you got to school was to give up and start back for home. grin

RE: HAND CHECK?

We had slick fiberglass seat on our bus........I would spread silicone on them as I went to the back of the bus. Then I would watch everyone slide out of the seats with every turn. People would hang on for dear life......but still....on the floor they would go.. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Elephant in pain from a busted goober!

The broken peanut got hung in his trunk. I think you would hurt to if you had a busted goober!

April fool's day has been moved to tommorow!

I get busy now! wave

April fool's day has been moved to tommorow!

If today is tommorow....then each thursday would be a constant and repeating time of tommorow in a today flux of shutter. Since most shutters are now only for looks and not fuction, i say the weather painted blue or brown is a chioce that could be made today as tommorow or tommorow as today ,if one needs them....if not.....keep you damn windows closed!!!!!!!!grin

RE: Time machine...Wiring probs......

If time was as of concern to the relation of ions rotational pause. Then a repair of such would be needed quickly. But since each of the relations and surge of current cause the power to make the stray homo-electron to blow all the fuses.

April fool's day has been moved to tommorow!

Please read the time machine problem thread! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Time machine...Wiring probs......

It is my thinking that once time has revovled to a present that the thingamabob and the dohicky should be made to match the widget output. Uh! Somewhat!professor

April fool's day has been moved to tommorow!

grin You know!

RE: Petty Arguments online..

lip wrestling.....blushing

RE: Petty Arguments online..

nite! wave

RE: Petty Arguments online..

TY! teddybear

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