RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)

RE: Noahs Ark

It amazes me that people who say the Bible is worthless because it was written by men and then try to prove things against the Bible by things written by men.


To answer this one:

The ark had a cover and all rain was shed since it was covered with pitch. The problem above did not occur.

Who said it "STORMED"

It rained!

Too much TV and less reading I think.

The is supposed to be true.........The capture of a troll!

The man who told me this knows the family and I have known him for a long time. if it is true......its funny!

The is supposed to be true.........The capture of a troll!

This is supposed to be true. A young man with downs syndrome but able to be left at home alone, called his mother to tell her her had captured a troll and put it in the closet. She told him she would be home in the morning from work and take care of it. She being a nurse was not able to leave as usual and her son called for her to come get the troll OUT! She told him she would be home in a couple of hours.

When she gets home! The closet door has all the house furniture piled against it! The young man told her the troll was mad and he was wanting to get out. The mother assured him that she would grab the troll and get rid of him.

Inside she finds a tied up Pentacostal door knocker who was also a midget. The man had scared the young man by preaching a little hell fire and devil and got locked up for being a TROLL!

The man wanted to file charges but was not able because he had scared the young man with Downs.

This is a local area event and is suppose to be true!

RE: Senator Bunning (R) Blocks Unemployment Benefits !

Lets fire all the politicians and let them live on unemployment for a while.......

RE: Why is it whenever I get up and come back everyone is gone?

All is fair in love and pootin!

RE: Why is it whenever I get up and come back everyone is gone?

You pooted!......

RE: Why is it whenever I get up and come back everyone is gone?

maybe they left before you did.

RE: Why is it whenever I get up and come back everyone is gone?

Do you bathe regular?

Something you have never read!!!!!!!

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RE: PCs

OH! You mean the one I am using now...........Dell!

I have many old PCs!

RE: PCs

TRS Model 4...................

RE: Noahs Ark

In life people ask questions. The problem is that often they ask the wrong questions and then get the wrong answers to fill them.

If a man is broke.....he ask himself a wrong question for the answer he desires..."Why am I broke!" and he remains broke. If he asked "How can I make some money", the answer will allow him to make money and he will no longer be broke....which is the answer he was seeking.

With the question of the ARK. The questions have been how it is not possible and the answers are supporting that question. Now if one will ask, "How it is possible", then there is an answer or answers outside of the magical. But none are looking for real answers only the proving of thier position on the subject with wrong questions and their answers.

You can not find an unbroken window, while looking for rocks to throw! FACT!!!!

RE: Thought for the day.....

Thought for the day!: If you have a handful of one hundred dollars bills in your hand..........you need to get your hand out of someone elses pocket.

RE: IF YOU WERE GOD

I would give everyone 30 days to move to another planet....then I would flip the Earth and move to Florida!

RE: The origin of Adam

I feel sorry for Adam and Eve....without belly buttons.....and never being babies.......God never blew on their belly buttons and went...ppppppppppppppp like an airplane and make them giggle.

Why people don't understand stuff!!!

Ad: "My knife will cut this steak like hot butter."

Have you ever tried that!!!! You get butter all over your fingers, all over the plate, butter covers your steak, it ain't cut none, you have to then chew a steak that taste drowned in butter. No wonder people get confused about stuff. I think frozen butter would work better to cut the steak with.

RE: My teacher told me to shut up yesterday ( and that's after asking me for my opinion ) !

You were spoiling her plan. You were not suppose to know the answer. You were messing up her timing.....you could give an answer in two minutes and all would understand.....but what would she have to do the rest of the hour.

She had a whole hour planned for teaching one simple thing and you were going to make her have to work and teach more than one thing a a time. She don't want to work any more than needed.

sad but true!

RE: No Pic and bold

A clown by any other face is still a clown!

RE: How many miles a year do you ride a bike?

I don't ride a bike......the seat disappears when I hit bumps!

RE: No Pic and bold

RE: No Pic and bold

I put up stupid ones from time to time and forget to put up a real one.

RE: Should you be allowed to wear hard hat on the plane?

Why does a plane need a hard hat?

RE: No Pic and bold

Now thats better!

RE: No Pic and bold

Nope! No if I had a name like superstudcheapandeasy then I would think so too.

I better put up a pic before someone gets their spacebar in a knot.

RE: the truth will set you free...

No! I would rather have hell than to let the one I love make a foolish appearance in front of others for her sake. If she looks foolish and does not know it is the same as her having with spinach in her teeth.....I would not let her be a laughing stock for others.

RE: No Pic and bold

I think you are talking about ones not online or their profile is hidden.

RE: What are you doing right now?

NASTY!

RE: What Kind of Mobile Phone do you have ?

But fingers that go where you want.....that I need.

RE: What Kind of Mobile Phone do you have ?

Don't use one.....no prqactical use for me.....and i don't follow.

RE: What are you doing right now?

typing! i'm thru now...no I'm not...done....nope! I confused again! When i type i'm ok but if i am thru....then I can't type you that I am thru cause then I amlying and typing.