ONE WORD.......DIFFERENT STORIES

Nice to see some new faces (Welcome to One Word)wave wave

RISE.............When I rise in the morning it is pleasant to see the sun rise and even more pleasant if my man beside me can rise to the occasionwink People may take the rise when I tell them but I can rise above it all.

ONE WORD.......DIFFERENT STORIES

S´not a game...........s´posed to show your sense of humour and exercise your brain a bit at the same timegrin

RE: Politics & religion

devil Ker-------------poomf!!!!!!!!! Consider yourself well and truly bombed.

ONE WORD.......DIFFERENT STORIES

TIP................it was just the tip of the iceberg but it managed to tip the boat over so the waiter never got his tip. His name was on the tip of my tongue and he gave me a good tip....never travel by boat.

10 LETTER SCRABBLE (3 Changes)

Hi C

What proportion would you like of this cake cake

9 LETTER SCRABBLE (2 changes)

There are smooth operators
Then there´s those just a little bit gauche
What a boring old world if we sterilise
Making robots who answer to rote

Genuine Unsolicited Compliments

thumbs up There are angels everywhereangel

Genuine Unsolicited Compliments

rolling on the floor laughing Well I wouldn´t call this unsolicited but thank you all the same Moose...........xx

Genuine Unsolicited Compliments

NICE!!!! Here have a few virtual ones as wellbouquet

Genuine Unsolicited Compliments

Hi 2int..............do you not have a tale to tellwink hug

10 LETTER SCRABBLE (3 Changes)

Did you know the collective noun for a bunch of owls is a parliamentangel angel

12 LETTER SCRABBLE (change 3 letters)

I´m going to send the poltergeists to your house and they can heightreduce your cuban heelsrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

ANOTHER 8 letter scrabble with 2 changes

They went to defleece the sheep
And their assegais got stuck in the heep
They returned to continue their carpentry
Cos the dovetail was right out of joint

9 LETTER SCRABBLE (2 changes)

No need to resort to hysterics
The fat cats will always survive
When no aspirants rise to the challenge
Just be grateful that we´re still alive

RE: I Am Getting MARRIED!

He certainly is handsome HL. I hope your world is full of happiness.
kiss

Genuine Unsolicited Compliments

No Chris............but it was a buzzzz

Genuine Unsolicited Compliments

Here´s another one..............I was at home in Scotland for a holiday last year and a neighbour of my cousin happened to meet us in the forest having a stroll. We were talking about a reunion of local school they had convened and the lady asked me if I had been in her school year, but I said no.....I didn´t even know her. HOWEVER, my cousin and I walked on and I asked what year she was in and it was 10 years after me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Genuine Unsolicited Compliments

Lots of people go on about age and everyone wants to say how young they look, but where are the genuine compliments.

I am here on holiday and had an instance the other day. I wasn´t able to get on a train back to where I wanted to go, so I had to go to a travel agent to book a bus. Now then......here, when you travel on public transport you have to give your name, gender and age (not date of birth). So.......the agent was fortunate in securing me the last seat on the bus I wanted to catch and he proceeded to fill in the form....he only took my first name and filled the rest in himself and when I looked at the ticket........he had put AGE 41.............howzat for a compliment!!!!!

Genuine Unsolicited Compliments

With no ulterior motive!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: Please advise..

Well you´re old enough to know better..........what exactly was your reason for telling the untruth in the first place????.....in the hope of getting more approaches?????? Whassa point????? However, you can´t undo what´s been done, so if he doesn´t feel the same about you, you better start changing your profile, and MAYBE someone else genuine will come along.

10 LETTER SCRABBLE (3 Changes)

Hey T..........before you plant out your perennials make sure you have mulched the soil.

9 LETTER SCRABBLE (2 changes)

The police went looking for the strangler
They found him hiding ´neath the stairs
The landlord employed him as a creosoter
Now he wishes he had left him over there

ANOTHER 8 letter scrabble with 2 changes

I´m feeling rather prickled
Cos you didn´t use your crackled
I would have had you messaged
But the pigeon went on strike
I don´t wish to alienate you
So I´ll refrain from further comment
I´ll just send a friendly cuddle
And I hope that you won´t vomitbarf

12 LETTER SCRABBLE (change 3 letters)

Hey...........I´ve got a marvellous contraption to offer the orthopedists to heightreduce their clients...............a hammerrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Never again!

Travel on a sleeper train in Indiagrin grin grin

ANOTHER 8 letter scrabble with 2 changes

Hello Cwave

I´m sick of all his jestings
In his academic world
He presages moral combat
Let us watch the truth unfurl

10 LETTER SCRABBLE (3 Changes)

I am finding my fears quite paralyzing

12 LETTER SCRABBLE (change 3 letters)

I´m lining up the protagonists for the welterfights I propose to sponsorboxing boxing

9 LETTER SCRABBLE (2 changes)

Oh.. you should have seen the teardrops
When the chastiser he let rip
I was cringing in the corner
In case it was my turn for the whip

ONE WORD.......DIFFERENT STORIES

CURRY..............You won´t curry favour with me by offering to buy me a curry. I would prefer it if you went to the stable to curry my horse.

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