RE: What is your Style Sense of humor?

I have an eclectic sense of humor--Gary Larson cartoons and captions really "speak to me", the humor is mordant, full of cynicism and satire, etc...For instance, in one of his cartoons, two astronauts are standing on the Sea of Tranquility, and the first astronaut is saying, "We made it, Sam! We're on the moon!" , while waving his hands, he hits and breaks Sam's helmet.

A couple of my fridge magnets" "STAY STRAPPED OR GET SLAPPED"

"Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks"

(beautiful, smiling lady) "It's been lovely, but I have to scream now"

RE: How do you say "Merry Christmas" in your native language?

Oh boy......

RE: How do you say "Merry Christmas" in your native language?

gotta get to the pub....I fold up early these days...laugh

RE: How do you say "Merry Christmas" in your native language?

sleep

hurry up....

RE: How do you say "Merry Christmas" in your native language?

So, I had this friend in Portland...His name was Harry Roddenbalz....

popcorn

RE: How do you say "Merry Christmas" in your native language?

Ok--I'm listening.....

popcorn

RE: How do you say "Merry Christmas" in your native language?

Thanks lovie.....lips

RE: How do you say "Merry Christmas" in your native language?

Huh uh.....

...to the guy who gets caught in his own zipper......roll eyes

RE: How do you say "Merry Christmas" in your native language?

Nollaig Chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ur

irish

{actually I'm Scot, but this was the closest I could find.....!wine }

RE: GENTLEMEN ONLY...Would you have a problem with this? If so, why?

Staying in your own hotel is the absolute best decision for meeting the first time. thumbs up

RE: How about a funny bad joke?

Yes. (some jokes are so mordant they're funny--read some Gary Larson cartoons--you'll get the picture)

RE: do you do kind things for others?

Oh, let's talk about you...hug

RE: do you do kind things for others?

You are SUCH a tease.....so skilled...innocent

RE: do you do kind things for others?

That's right, play in the sandbox, scatter the toys, throw dirt all over, then cry 'foul', and run away to tell on everybody. Gosh, can I take you home? What jolly fun, you dandy....laugh

RE: How about a funny bad joke?

thanks for the laugh...

RE: The Universes & Galaxies & Planets...

"Deep Thoughts", by Jack Handy

(Saturday Night Live)

RE: The Universes & Galaxies & Planets...

It sounds like you're serious, so I'll let you know how I see it--I do believe in an after-life, but this life is the one to concentrate on--"The Kingdom Of God Is Within You", "True Happiness Is Found Along The Way, Not At The End Of The Road", "Carpe Diem", et al......

RE: do you do kind things for others?

well, I'm going to get him fired up.....does that count?

RE: do you do kind things for others?

I know I have!wink

RE: do you do kind things for others?

...and you think YOUR boss is 'a dumba'?? laugh
Why no....I'm giving him a PROMOTION. He's my doll.....

now go back and play on your computer behind the manager's back.....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: do you do kind things for others?

"I once joined a church, but the mission was a little odd--
'a sin to stop a greater sin is not a sin at all praise God"
laugh


(of course I don't really think this way...but keep still anyway!rolling on the floor laughing )

RE: do you do kind things for others?

you can tell me......see me in my office, ozzie....hug

RE: The Universes & Galaxies & Planets...

Well...HOWDY....wink

handshake

RE: The Universes & Galaxies & Planets...

Tribble maker!!giggle

RE: do you do kind things for others?

Right On

RE: do you do kind things for others?

Exacta-mungo!

RE: do you do kind things for others?

If you tell about (yourself) doing a kind thing, it erases it.

RE: Life...Do we really want to live it...?

Because we all (generally) have a sense of 'right and wrong', we project what we feel are consequences for "bad" behavior. If one really embraces the similar tenets of poly-religion, it is clear that the rhetorical is that the worst, nastiest sinner has the same spiritual opportunity as the squeakiest-clean angel. Some ministers in my lifetime have preached that stealing a candy bar is the same wrong as stealing a car.

RE: The Universes & Galaxies & Planets...

professor Excellent question

RE: The Universes & Galaxies & Planets...

There are more than 100 billion galaxies known. Our one galaxy, The Milky Way, has at least 200 billion stars. Each star has a solar system. 100 billion X 200 billion X 100 billion = fair chance of other cognitive life forms out there.

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