RainbowSlider Forum Posts (7,174)

RE: sorry for the blues

Your words are truly beautiful. I lost my wife to a heart attack and can relate. A resident in my care is dying of cancer. His wife was with him at the nursing home until recently. He has been pissing blood real bad and I have to change him nightly. When she was there it was a lot easier on us. He misses her but I can understand why she does not come back. It is hard to watch someone you love die. By being there for others in the nursing home has really helped me. It really does help one to help others especially if you have gone through a similiar loss.

Roy

I want to get my dog laid.

Well, one does have to learn how to adapt.

I want to get my dog laid.

Yeah. I could get in trouble real easy.

I want to get my dog laid.

I am thinking of changing my name to Ralph. Ralph, Ralph.

I want to get my dog laid.

I am not sure. Trying to count on my paws.

I want to get my dog laid.

Yup. I could see the need for a chiropractor now.

I want to get my dog laid.

Writing as fast as I can.

The dog house

Gee, I have missed the old doghouse.

I want to get my dog laid.

Oh, yes. I have a doghouse in CS. It is an old thread. There is nothing like having all your friends in the doghouse with you.

I want to get my dog laid.

Hmmm, I could work on that one. Maybe with the right trainer I might even could be house broken.

I want to get my dog laid.

Gee. I never even thought of that. Novel idea. Maybe a little hair of the dog might help.

I want to get my dog laid.

After talking it over with my dog, Mo we have came to the conclusion that his date doesn't have to be a schnauzer.

I want to get my dog laid.

Yeah. I got this itch that needs to be scratched. I am making observations.

I want to get my dog laid.

Taking notes, now.

I want to get my dog laid.

Pitt bull. Hey, that is good.

I want to get my dog laid.

Hey. I have tried everything else. Maybe if I got a collar that jingled. Hmmm.

I want to get my dog laid.

Maybe if I chase the right cars. Hmmm. Maybe he knows something I don't.

I want to get my dog laid.

Oh, no. It must be the company I am keeping. Now I wonder if my bark is worse than my bite.

I want to get my dog laid.

Oh, my. Yup, I definately need to get out more.

I want to get my dog laid.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I need to get out more. Mo does sometimes look pretty good. I am starting to worry, too.

I want to get my dog laid.

Yeah, maybe if they felt sorry for my dog it might lead to something more. Hey, it could happen. I have had lots of other crazy ideas. I figured what the heck.

I want to get my dog laid.

Well, I did have an ulterior motive. Maybe if Mo learned any new tricks he could share them with me. He has never given me a bum steer.

I want to get my dog laid.

Oh, ok, thanks.

I want to get my dog laid.

My dog has been fixed and if you have a female schnauzer you won't have to worry about the female schnauzer getting pregnant plus Mo has had all his shots. Maybe the female schnauzer could teach Mo to catch a rabbit since all he can retrieve are turtles. He is an old dog but maybe the female schnauzer could teach him some new tricks.

I want to get my dog laid.

I was just wondering if anyone had a female schnauzer. My dog Mo lately has been listless and has been a good dog. I just thought if I could get him lad that it would cheer him him up some. I was just wondering if anyone had a female schnauzer.

Roy

RE: Sorry, I Can't Accept This...

I can actually can accept being single now. It used to feel weird being single but I am ok with it now. Which is strange because I can remember when I felt weird being married. I have came to the conclusion that I am just weird.

RE: OKAY, Where's the darn snow?

Isn't snow supposed to be white. We must have something wrong with our snow because it is all clear looking.

RE: do you have any wise sayings to share, orginal or pass ons are welcome

Wow, that is really though provoking. Thanks for sharing that.

Church Signs

Oh, I like that sign. I saw this sign on a driveway that said, "Don't worry about the doberman beware of the owner."

Church Signs

I saw a big sign in the breakroom at work that said, "Your mother doesn't work here so clean up after yourself." I bet you have seen that sign around.