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Jan 14, 2011

RE: What's the easyiest way to pick up chick's in a bar????????

Assuming 'chicks' to mean young women....I would think a magnet would draw the ones with a lot of piercings. 'Cougars' would have metal buckles on their collars. Now, if you are looking for a 'hen', some wear dentures partially constructed of metal. Whatever age you are trying to 'pick up', be careful you don't attract the one's with the metal plates in their heads.

Try this and be sure to let us all know how it works out for you.

Jan 14, 2011

RE: What are the questions or topics a guy should never ask a girl upon meeting her or while dating?

Being one of those people who likes to believe there is at least SOME good in all people.....I kept waiting to find it in him.

Only proves once again.....people can make themselves out to be whoever they want on these sites (in type) and also on the phone. But once you meet face to face, I think sometimes a feeling of the need to impress the other person, or maybe nervousness, or maybe even his original perception of me was off and he suddenly felt the need to 'scare' me off. Who knows?

My personal feeling......if it looks like a duck and acts like a duck......it must be a duck. (or a chicken )

Jan 13, 2011

RE: What are the questions or topics a guy should never ask a girl upon meeting her or while dating?

Jan 13, 2011

RE: What are the questions or topics a guy should never ask a girl upon meeting her or while dating?

This actually happened to me....and all on the first (and last) date!

Date: I like sitting here. The view is nice and if we are lucky we will get to see the feral cat that wanders down in front of this window and drinks from that man-made rock pond full of grey water......
Me:

Date: I'm so sorry to hear about your mother.
Me: Thank you.
Date: So.....Did she leave you with any inheritance or is there any insurance?
Me:

Date: I hope I don't seem to hyper for you. I was diagnosed as being ADD/ADHD, Conduct Disorder and Bipolar as a child, but I don't take meds. You know these damn doctors. They like to get you hooked on meds so they can keep you coming back again and again. I think I do much better without them. Although I do have to watch the caffiene...it really wires me up! (All this time he is continuing to add packet after packet of Half n Half creamer to his Rasberry ice tea!) You know, even when I spent those 3 years in reform school, they said I should be medicated. But my mom said absolutely not! I think she was right. It's all in the water we drink. The government adds chemicals to it, you know?
Me: (Opened my mouth to respond, but wasn't quick enough.)
Date: How is your chicken? I don't eat chicken or fish myself. You never know what they have been eating.
Me: Your Prime Rib is going to get cold if you don't eat it.
Date: Oh, that's ok. I always order the large cut and eat only half anyway. That way I can tell the waiter there was something wrong with it. And when he tries to send it back....I always talk so much my date is done eating already and I then insist on not being charged for it. Works every time.
Me:

Date: I hate telemarketers. MADD used to call me all the time wanting donations. I finally told them 'Sorry, I just donated all my money to APMADD'.
Me: (Again opened my mouth to ask what APMADD was, but you guessed it........not quick enough.
Date: You do know what APMADD is, don't you?
Me: No.
Date: It's Alcoholics Pissed at Mother's Against Drunk Drivers.
Me:
Date: Not funny, huh?
Me: No. As a matter of fact, I am the past president of the local MADD organization.

Date: I told people I owned the vacant lots they parked their cars for sale on, then charged them each $50 dollars a month rent to park them there.
Me: How much money did you get from them?
Date: On a good month...about a grand. On a better month...two grand.
Me: And you don't regret having lied to them?
Date: Oh hell no!
Me: So basically, what you are telling me is that you are a con man.
Date: I used to make a living conning people. But I don't do that anymore.
Me: :thinking: How the heck do I get myself into these situations?

Jan 12, 2011

RE: new word game

Guilty

Jan 31, 2010

RE: I wish.....

I wish HJF wouldn't talk dirty......he knows what it does to me!

Jan 14, 2010

RE: Sheep gives birth to human faced lamb!!

The way my luck with men has gone........I probably dated the father

Nov 2, 2009

RE: What do you want in a relationship?

Awwww druidess.....Patrick n I are old friends from wayyyyyyyy back. If I gave him anything but a hard time, he would think I was mad at him!

And Ambrose.....you are looking as handsome as ever.

As for me......only my hairdresser knows for sure!

Nov 2, 2009

RE: What do you want in a relationship?

I have come to 'expect' to meet only grey headed old farts.

Oct 2, 2008

RE: Your Opinion On Open Relationships

Moi??? Bust your chops??? Never....not me....

Oct 2, 2008

RE: Your Opinion On Open Relationships

OLD???? SENILE???? NOT YOU!!!!!

Oct 2, 2008

RE: Write just one word (whatever it is)

Melancholy

Oct 2, 2008

RE: Who do you resemble?

<<<<<<<<<< Ubangi bushwoman in the morning.

Sep 13, 2008

RE: Important words from "Maxine"..

Damnit Patrick! You read my diary!

Sep 13, 2008

RE: HIJACK THIS THREAD

You just had to bring it up again, didn't ya?

Sep 13, 2008

RE: Ever have one of those days????

<<<<<<Wonders if he was in pink underwear when he went to the store to get smokes???

Holy Cow Batwoman! I don't even wanna know!

Sep 13, 2008

RE: What you listening to? ...........

'bout as balanced as I am...........wait..........oh nevermind

Sep 13, 2008

RE: What you listening to? ...........

The ceiling fan.......

Sep 13, 2008

RE: Ever have one of those days????

Just goes to show that every dark cloud has a silver lining........although yours looks kinda pink???

Sep 12, 2008

RE: Ever have one of those days????

Hi there Dilly

Sep 12, 2008

RE: Ever have one of those days????

IT WAS NOT A TRUCKLOAD! And my spaghetti is not greazy, cruddy or stinky either!.....

Sep 12, 2008

RE: Ever have one of those days????

A flooded house? Oh Gawd....I don't envy you! Haven't had one of those in years......but mishaps with locked doors???? Ummmm.....yeah.....just a little one a few years ago.....

I was dating a man we will call 'Bill'. We were locked out of his house one night and after checking all the window screens, etc. for a way in, I came up with this BRILLIANT idea! There was a small to medium sized doggie door off the kitchen that I was sure I could fit through far enough to reach the knob to unlock the door from the inside. That part worked. But when I went to shimmy back out of the doggie door, my hips caught on the aluminum frame which was loose on one side and very sharp edged. No matter which way I tried to move I was going to be cut. So I was stuck! To make matters even worse, 'Bill' called the local Fire Dept. to come rescue me? What the hell was he thinking???!!! I was so embarrassed, I wanted to crawl in a hole!

Believe it or not.......it gets worse! I live in a fairly small town. Two or three days later on the front page of the local paper there is a picture of a woman's rear end with a headline reading 'An Unidentified Woman Is Rescued'.................

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.......

Sep 12, 2008

RE: HIJACK THIS THREAD

Sorry.........that was just disgustin'! I'm soooo embarrassed now....

Sep 12, 2008

RE: HIJACK THIS THREAD

OMG!!!! I just found lint in my navel!!!

Sep 12, 2008

RE: Medical Breakthrough

I couldn't agree with you more. Meditation is a wonderful tool.....and I don't know if any of us truly know the real definition of what being a Christian means, let alone God. ACCEPTANCE....now there is a word the entire world could better itself with!

I don't think I am speaking out of turn here (sorry if I am Patrick ) when I say that no apologies are needed. This was never intended to be a Christian/Christ/God only forum. A higher power is only defined by each individual person, and your 'medicine' sounds like it comes from the same distributor.

Sep 12, 2008

RE: Medical Breakthrough

Sorry I missed this first time around Patrick. Looks like some of the readers took the title 'Medical Breakthrough' quite literally in associating it with pills, drugs and a few less conventional herbal remedies. It is nice to see that some have identified who or what their higher power is.......although I'm not sure I've ever seen it as a pacman-like emoticon with an orange blob falling from it's mouth. It's also nice to see that some read, and unfortunately, some don't. Or did I miss something? Was there more after 'and let you meet life's challenges with confidence and courage.'? Was there something that said you will be guarenteed to never be faced with a problem in life ever again?

Sep 12, 2008

RE: what is your definition

BRB..............I'm going to check my profile and make sure I didn't put intimate activity encounter partner down...........

Sep 12, 2008

RE: Any song ever stopped you in your tracks?

'It's Bad, You Know'........R. L. Burnside.........Love that mix of jazz/rythm n blues with a little cajun twist. Something about that song makes me wanna dance like I've never danced before! First time I heard it I was downloading the theme song from the 'Sopranos' on Limewire.

Other than that......and don't laugh......I could listen to 'Celtic Women' non-stop for hours......maybe even days. If angels have voices, surely they must be modeled after them.

Sep 12, 2008

RE: is it posssible??

lusciousmile wrote:Yes, for kids in nursery school.

If I find out my grandson is online withany of you while he is supoosed to be learnin' his ABC's, you're gonna be in DEEP DOODOO!!!!!

Sep 7, 2008

RE: The person above you turned into a snack. What kind of snack are they.

Hmmmmm.......think you'd be Angel Food cake with fresh strawberries n lotsa whipped cream on top......

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