RE: Rohaan is doing fine

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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing so ... you and he .... have a thing going on ?

cheers

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

As you raised it - the connections are many eg both members of 5 Eyes, both British Commonwealth Countries ... but in more general terms the thread header invites wider reasons as to 'Why I can't take it any more ... '

But then - why would my asking be of concern to an Australian ?

comfort

I know EXACTLY who should be put in charge of Coronavirus situation ...

doh

I put it down to intellectual deterioration brought about by poor diet ... I heard they live on chips, gravy and cheese ????

cheers doh

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

Question to a Canadian Citizen ... did I REALLY have to spell it out for you ?

You know, how conversations often move around, they expand and contract ... or don't you possess the intellect to handle multi tasking!

RE: DECLASSIFIED – China Targets American Company With Coronavirus Rumors

The Chinese might argue that Shen Yun is NOT a Chinese performing arts company but an American Company guilty of cultural theft ...

Shen Yun was heavily promoted in NZ as 'Chinese'

Fancy, stealing Chinese Intellectual Property ... shame on you America !

comfort

RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

Next stage will the paint job ..." Dorange "

RE: Will your corona virus mask keep you from snoring?

Sure it will, but you'll need to follow the correct protocol and also use a strong elastic chin strap to keep your mouth closed.

1) Install the chin strap, test that you require a strong effort to force your mouth open - that's correct tension.

2) Attach the mask to your face using the attached straps.

3) Attach a pair of Vice Grip (or similar) locking pliers over the mask to close the fleshy part of your nose ...

Voila ... no more snorings !



comfort

RE: What do you miss the most after being home so much because of the coronavirus fear

I can donate a restaurant made chicken shahi ... I bought a couple from the local place before lockdown. It occurred to me it would be good to have a treat in store for a rough day and one container divvies down to two meals with rice.

It's yours if you can find a way ...

cheers

RE: What do you miss the most after being home so much because of the coronavirus fear

I see your chronic constipation has become even more severe ...

Try drinking 3 litres of warm salted water - that's usually enough to work through the worst cases !!!

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

I hear your Government is offended because you will soon have US Troops lining up along your borders ... did you ever read WAR PLAN RED ... the pre WW2 scheme to simultaneously invade Canada and GB in order to take over the Commonwealth?

Boris has been bought n paid for already (that was obvious even before he was PM ) Will Canadians fight to keep their territory ... or are you all too polite and will apologise and step aside as you;re annexed ?

Serious question !

RE: Talking to people outside your country

As you're new, it's reasonable to expect this level of naivete, wet behind the earsness and all the other signs of the excessive optimism of the over-enthusiastic newbie !

There's no way to let you down gently so, sorry if this is a hard landing!

If someone sends you a like and you are unable to contact them in return then they are f&&&ing with your head ... that's it, plain and simple.

This never was really a dating site (none of these sites really are that - but they work because (like lottery) you can;t win if you don;t buy a ticket!

It was a billion to one chance of finding romance before any countries locked and now, since LDs memberships are rising rapidly ... but it's all totally futile since y'know it, no one can fly anywhere, or get a train, bus or even drive any place!

Welcome to The Hotel California ...

Do your best to stay sane n sober :-) cheers

RE: Profiles without real picture of person.

A somewhat naive attitude ...

Pics that have been copied from sites like this ( very easy to do BTW ) are often used by scammers to lull individuals ( such as yourself ) into a false sense of security.

The presence or absence of a pic on a 'public site' has absolutely no bearing on the authenticity of the member - from my own experience scammers are more likely to use stolen pics than no pic.

But you CAN get that sort of service from dating sites if you want it - just gonna cost you lot$ of $$$$

But, I'd be interested to hear how you think CS could achieve the criteria suggested ...

wine

24 hours into NZ's 28 day lock down and the funniest story to date ...

There's probably some old dudes in Canada who look at US Troop deployments along the Canadian Border and recall 'WAR PLAN RED'

I'll not explain, those who are at all interested can look it up ... and probably will say 'No,no, that could never have happened ... !'

Cheers for those Rob cheers

24 hours into NZ's 28 day lock down and the funniest story to date ...

You're obsessed woman !

Go buy some batteries while driving to or from your 'essential' hairdressing appointment !

;-)

RE: I'll Meet you at the River

RE: Corona and economical crisis

A fine example of 'American Exceptionalism ...' ???

24 hours into NZ's 28 day lock down and the funniest story to date ...

4 Belgian tourists walked into one of the South Island tramping routes 5 days ago ... and walked out this morning to learn all about self isolation !

There's bound to be more in there as some of the routes are longer ...

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Stay in reality and keep your feet on the ground

rolling on the floor laughing Didn't have you down as a Russophobe or as so out of touch MW

Fact is that Russia has a VERY streamlined and VERY efficient oil industry and most of the profits have been going into infrastructure for the benefit of the Russian people ... the Kirch Strait bridge to connect Crimea for example but there are hundreds of social and infrastructure projects under way, not to mention their co-operation which china on the new silk road ! The Russian oil industry is NOT servicing massive debt to foreign bankers and Putin has stated plainly that Russia can SURVIVE comfortably on $20 a barrel. At that price he has stated that 'some domestic projects' will have to go on hold for a time... ie that Russia will NOT go into debt but rather will spend according to her means !

It is in fact the SAUDIS and NOT Russia who are guilty of 'flooding the market' and they are doing that simply because the Russian Government refused to cut their own production and they made no bones as to why. They stated it very plainly "Whenever Russia cuts production to stabilise or support prices the capacity they cut is more than made up by US and (esp) US Shale oil producers." Why would they help the US that way when all of the US's efforts are directed at causing harm to the Russian economy?

Those latter producer (esp Shale) have extremely high production costs because they are both highly indebted to the banks and they are also highly inefficient - if I recall correctly drilled oil in the US needs $50 a barrel to break even and shale needs a price of $70

This is a game that, unless there's some huge unforeseen event occurs, neither the US and (perhaps particularly) the Saudis can hope to win because they have such enormous debts to service.

No doubt raphael will be along shortly to call me a commie ;-)

RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

Trumpuppette more like ...

barf

RE: IS THE COVID-19 VIRUS MAN MADE

They took early steps in respect of limiting entry, Putin has announced (today or last night) that there's to be a Sunday to Sunday 'stay away from work and remain at home' week ...

In general terms it would appear that they are better prepared (on the national scale) than most nations (and don;t forget that the Siberia region alone is bigger than all of the EU Countries combined)

Their confidence in capability though might best be gauged by the facts: that they have sent considerable medical resources to Italy and also to Iran.

wine < Vodka and cranberry

RE: Now they are inflating prices 4 or 5 times

Dunno about Dulche but Tom here can do the De Leching !

wine

RE: the sattue of liberty in new york city destroys all virus's

I dunno about 'many' but certainly there were a few



cheers

RE: Covid-19

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

With your record I doubt you can even travel interstate never mind international



cheers cheers cheers

RE: IS THE COVID-19 VIRUS MAN MADE

Has CS advertised for a Moron of the Month Award ( The Moma )

If so, you must be a leading, strong contender for that remark alone ... the rest of the drivel will probably earn you the silver n bronze too !

Sent from inside The Black Dolphin

:-)

RE: the sattue of liberty in new york city destroys all virus's

Rhetorical question I assume ?

wine

RE: My girlfriend

Your girlfriends are fictions of your imagine ... from this we can deduce that both events ie 'you being chased by a dog' and you 'being dumped' were also fictional events ...

But, regardless of those events having only occurred in your head ... who can blame her when you are telling us all that you imagined yourself running away !!!

p.s. to The Imaginary GF ... Tomcatty is into 'Imaginary GFs' so hit him up ;-)

comfort cheers rolling on the floor laughing

I know EXACTLY who should be put in charge of Coronavirus situation ...

Without any doubt I'd set up a team from the CS Admin team ... the speed with with they track down and obliterate scammers would mean a very quick resolution !

cheers to Admin !

RE: IS THE COVID-19 VIRUS MAN MADE

Given that the US Govt hold a patent on the virus, and one cannot obtain a patent on a 'naturally occurring substance or item' then I'll leave you to think about the answer for yourselves !

p.s. If it helps you think more deeply the US Govt hold patents on a great many other bio weapons too ... make it a bit of a challenge to always blame China and Russia eh ?

RE: Now they are inflating prices 4 or 5 times

You have to laugh eh ... Right Wing Tories being forced to adopt 'socialist' price controls ... but you can safely bet your very last quid that 'none of their own' will face any prosecutions ! The big companies can gouge extra millions with small, acceptable and therefore 'justifiable' increases across the board ... just add 5 or 10 pence to every item in a supermarket say...

NZ is now also in lockdown ... gonna do more harm than good vs other measures that could should have been taken. Like Italy the Govt worried too much about pc and 'The Economy' so, we have tens of thousands of tourists wandering around and ignoring the self containment rules ... and no flights to ship them out !

RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

Well, now that Boris IS UK PM the Oirish can turn table and start making 'Dumb English Jokes' and build a stereotype of the dumb english eh !!!

cheers <<< Have a good glass of Guinness with me will ya !

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