jimmyljimmyl Forum Posts (335)

RE: Will I ever meet a suitable man ?

hey! well spotted shakeaspeare!

RE: Will I ever meet a suitable man ?

what time you coming up like?

RE: Will I ever meet a suitable man ?

god im bored!

why do people try to be nice when they dont meen it?

get a life.

RE: i am 42 years old and never had any children of my own do you think i should still hope to or give i

you seem a fine bloke. enjoy your time and never forget the kids you helped bring up! children leave eventually, memories dont!
have a happy day my man!handshake

RE: How do you find a good girl?

go to your mothers for tea!

best girls in the world!handshake

RE: 3 sum

what a bummer liebbe! my birthday was 2 weeks ago! oh well, there's always next year!gift

RE: hi

hi zozozo!
dont be too unhappy if you dont get too many quick replies off the georgeous ladies on here, they're always trying to keep in touch with me! (cant blame them for that can you)
so you might have luck with stragglers! if not contact me and ill direct some your way me leetle sort of oirish pal!

(joke) best of luck my friend!

top o the mornin te ya.handshake

RE: How important is the physical?

how man hey man ah new yee wernt bothaad boot little baldy geet thick men and a new add grind ya doon! a waalk the waalk yee dee the taakdrinking

RE: How important is the physical?

that is so, so true. sometimes ill even sleep with fat ginger people who work in a shop and like cats!

RE: What's the difference between being Cute and Hot?

people who post double are hot!love

RE: What's the difference between being Cute and Hot?

cute - sorry sis i dont fancy you but your cute!
hot - get your kit off babe!very mad

RE: Virtual infidelity: who do you think is right?

could you not have a fist fight or emigrate to sudan and get her stoned? they love owt like that over there!
handshake

RE: How important is the physical?

depends on how much ive had to drink! he might look ok after another vodka!cheers

the pub!

sorry mindful i went out!
whats the kids joke! im sure peter elsson kay and silly me will have a darned good roar and guffaw at it!

honkingly good i say eh elsson?dancing

charity shops!

god rd, do you not realise that handbags are now the most important accessory? (apart from chihauhau,s)
mine never go to charity shops!
ps: arent charity shops called "marks and spencers" in scotland?dancing

RE: what do women find to be the most attractive feature on a man

how man pet! wot yee on aboot accents like?yay

RE: Does god hate us?

gan on illu!! dog loves a trier!

charity shops!

i now save loads of time and money on my laundry!
i take my shirts to the local oxfam shop then 2 days later when theyve been washed and ironed i buy them back for 50p!
everyone's a winner!
how could you use your charity shop?

next door neighbours!!

sorry legend! i only distrube him a couple of times a day!
thr other day he ran after me!
oh how i laughed when he fell down!! he's 85 and i think he grazed his knees!
what a funfilled summer i will have!

RE: WHAT WILL YOU SAY WHEN YOU MEET GOD ??

noo fatha! how you doin!

next door neighbours!!

my next door neighbour has just bought a 55" flatscreen tv to watch the world cup. we fell out and had an argument.
so i went to the store where he bought his new tv from and purchased an identical remote control as his. now i hide outside of his house and when he seems to get interested in a certain channel, i turn it over!! how i laugh when he comes shouting outside, but cant see me up his tree!
am i being a nasty neighbour?

RE: Pretty pathetic

its part of a learning curve, get on with it and stop being a woos!

RE: What did you do today that made you feel good?

no worries ill give them a bribe!

RE: What did you do today that made you feel good?

found an old ladies purse with £4500 in it. i was skint so now i feel great!

RE: Have you ever really really loved a woman??

when you do fall in love you will know! its a special bond when you both want each other so much it hurts!

trouble is if it ends it hurts even more!

(find the nice hurt forget about the bad one)handshake

RE: Why do people lie?

its something i could never do. it shows a lack of integrity!

i said to posh just the other night if becks finds out about us ther'll be hell to pay what with him being in italy and all!
she said dont worry honey ill just tell him straight, i'll say "sorry david, jimmyl is the one for me! i so admire his rugged good looks and his honesty"

i said "come here babe and give me a cuddle, oh get me a can out of the fridge while your on your feet"
oh isnt life fun?

RE: Would you kiss on the first date?

may sound a little strange but id smell her breath first! you never know what she may have eaten!yay

RE: Taking patrionism too far ?

fair comment, there's nothing wrong with being proud of where you come from! we all have our own history.

i even like people from leadgate, and thats 3 miles away! lolhandshake

RE: Taking patrionism too far ?

aye man they did used to have brains!!


till someone told the tight gits they could get 2 bob if they sold them as haggis!




yay

RE: Best Footballer in History

did anne robinson not pick ryan giggs as the best footballer ever?devil

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