trurorob Forum Posts (1,741)

RE: Describe your dancing skills

I tried River Dancing and nearly bloody drowned!!

RE: Shine like a new penny....:help:

Take a bath in Coke or even better Cillit Bang!!

RE: Which is the best dish in your country?

Personally I think the best dish in the UK is Kate Beckinsale!!!

RE: Are the forums a lot quieter now than they used to be?

Well good for you, nothing better than a laugh!!, but beware after being shot I could still be resuccitated if you promise like your name to do the FULL MONTY!!

RE: Are the forums a lot quieter now than they used to be?

Never mind the flu, I think these days I just need to be shot!!

RE: Are the forums a lot quieter now than they used to be?

It's probably one face you shouldnt be subjected too that often, I limit my exposure, dont want to make people that ill.

RE: Canada, The Silent Giant. Is there really nothing there?

Great!!, but not sure I could eat a whole one!.

RE: Who will win the T 20 cricket world cup 2012?

How the hell can you have a poll and LEAVE OUT the top rated T20 team in the World??, England, typical Southern Hemisphere post!!.

RE: Marriage or Long Term relationships

Yep correct from Cornwall, but I am afraid I never learn, you see I think my brain has never laid in my head!!.

RE: Marriage or Long Term relationships

Dunno?, I was bored after the first sentence, but then I am a collector of divorce certificates so probably the wrong thread for me then!!.

RE: Give away the love !!

I was hoping it might be more like an obligation!!

RE: Give away the love !!

What Jeeps, like the fly things!!, have I just been swatted you think??

RE: Give away the love !!

I hope you are flashing at me!!

RE: Give away the love !!

Please enlighten us with a map, we havent been on Cs that long we need to find out how to get around!.

RE: Give away the love !!

I fear Scotland is a bit rocky Jeeps!

RE: Give away the love !!

Please enlighten us on what path that is and we will make sure we are walking that way!!

RE: Give away the love !!

yeah I can, thats to leave the bar!!

RE: Give away the love !!

You do what??

RE: Give away the love !!

I told a chicken to "Get Stuffed" it didnt appreciate it!

RE: If she wants me to visit her from a distance.. she pays!

Not very "Gallant" of you Mitsubishi aint that bad a motor!.

RE: flatron

Ear! Ear!

RE: flatron

That means they are not like you Ali, still being a "Tit" I see, look post what you like, but you just might have bored the breasts off of most of the women here. And this thread is derogatory to women as well they may not take it kindly and I dont blame them.

RE: Original email

Are those the male order ones??

RE: Original email

Perhaps you have been around to much on Fridays then!!

RE: News of the World to CLOSE

Nah! she has something on him!, its a stain!

RE: Seems even with EX's, you can always have a fond memory..

Well buddy is friendly at least!

RE: Seems even with EX's, you can always have a fond memory..

Ah but Taff I have trained her well in throwing caution to the wind!

RE: Seems even with EX's, you can always have a fond memory..

Thanks Taff, but i am a happy fella, I have lived well and intend to carry on. Now where the hell has Liebe gone??, please dont run away the Beauty and the Beast is a real lovely story!

RE: Seems even with EX's, you can always have a fond memory..

be careful all of my THREE eyes would be looking at you with intent!

RE: Seems even with EX's, you can always have a fond memory..

Just keep on top of me then all will be fine!!