you can put your slippers under my bed anyday.. and by the way.. did you get my email with the nekid pics, the request for your credit card so I could buy you something nice.. And I need your bank info.. (I'm doing imventory.. ) ---SoldierByte---
they, the mods hate me.. I've been known to post their email (among other things) and I been on since divorce.. banned, jailed, reprimanded, and once even CALLED on the phone.. that was when the cops were involved and.. but we'll save that story for another day, another thread topic, and not for the holidays.. Just yous all be careful.. and I leave now wishing that may the God of your choice, (or no God at all should that be your concern) smile (or frown, whichever you prefer) upon you and yours.. ---SoldierByte---
Now listen Baby-Cakes, you just got out of jail and still on parole.. You are known for your opionated, self-reliant, "don't pick on me attitude".. EXACTLY the kinda of trash ( like me.. ) the "good , decent members" are gonna get rid of..!! They plan on "cleanin this place up"..!! So behave.. or .. HELL.. we can go out fighting... ---SoldierByte---
you do got a very valid point there..!!! and sir.. I assure you that should I find/meet a gal with a love for reptiles such as yours.. She is ALL your's ...... ---SoldierByte---
that sure will cheer me up.. but they want $8,356.69 for first class and two carry on for you..!!.. for that kind of money I will cry my eyes out.. ---SoldierByte---
thank you kind lady... and by the way.. you know I will send you money to come stay with me for the holidays... NO strings attached... All I ask is that you not call the cops .. and if you must.. to wait until after you leave, and then give me a half hour head start.. So please girl.. come on over........... ---SoldierByte---
For no particular reason I am just depressed.. (maybe the season..? ) so I am gonna jump off line, take me a HOT shower.. put on my favorite pajamas.. (the one's with the feet & secret pocket), then eat me about a third of a gallon of Dutch Chocolate Ice cream, and then go to sleep and hope that when I wake I feel back to my happy and cheerful self.. But before I go.. I am available for comments.. ---SoldierByte---
wow.. all I can say is that if I owned a giant ole snake.. I'd NOT post it on a date site to get a date.. or I'd at least wait till after she GOT to my house.. but then again.. I usally go to church to check the female attendence too.. ---SoldierByte---
yep.. you have contracted a virus and your email has been compromised.. If you are utilizing an email PROGRAM.. then you need to scan THAT specific program with your virus protection software.. If you "get your email online".. example:.. actually go to yahoo mail, sign in and read/send mail.. then virus is only in your computer and normal scan will be fine.. Please NOTE.. ANY and EVERY person on your contact list has NOW recieved that virus.. I suggest you contact them and explain what happened.. for just removing it from YOUR computer will not last.. your friends now have the virus, and it will re-establish itself back to you eventually... ---SoldierByte---
I am a packin now... can I bring my two ferrets ( georgie & pookie ) with..?? They are like me (well behaved).. and none of us eat much.. A lot of gals say they stink... but you know how picky some woman are.. ---SoldierByte---
Nahh it aint fear... talkin crap about the ex... can take the focus of what a no-good spouse you are.. It's what I do... keep em busy and maybe I can get a date.. ---SoldierByte---
Wow.. you got some standards there.. I do not usually care to much about her sanity as long as she is non-violent and is smaller then me and I can handle her in a fight.. If she gots a nice set of cakes, knows how to act in public and when we are alone.. And has a decent bank account... heck......... I'm available... ---SoldierByte---
Hey "Dog"..you too huh..??!! I think the answer may well be for the very SAME reason he is single... a Mr. "KNOW it ALL".. and the rest of the world is too stupid to realize it.. After listening to his rants I believe I may have been married to his sister.. she too was a Ms Perfect and a know it all.. anyways.. just MY opinion.. yours may vary... and should it... tell someone whom may give a crap.. ---SoldierByte---
RE: Am in need for a man!
I called...they want a credit card..
---SoldierByte---