Ja, I think looking cross-eyed at a person kissing you is not gonna come across as very romantic..huh? Could be construed as looking a bit dangerous too, if you managed to not get cross-eyed ....
Chocolate is not bad for you. Just like Spinach is not bad for you. It`s just that if you eat a few kilograms of the stuff every single day you gonna get fat. And if you don`t mind getting fat .. you can eat kilos of everything you like.
I love Spinach. I also enjoy chocolate ......as a treat. But I know what it does to skin and teeth .....and I do care about that.
Eating too much Carrots turns your skin yellow - but who in their right mind is gonna eat SO many carrots?
I havent gotten a green tinge yet ... Oh ... maybe ... Phoenix eats a LOT of spinach...?
NOT FOR SENSITIVE VIEWERS .... But then again .... "some creatures" are being tortured ...... they don`t have the luxury of choosing their lives, but to live thru it themselves...without being able to ask for help.....
Qualification for eating chocolates ....... Brush your teeth well afterwards - with Baking Soda and sea salt ... Go for a 6km fast walk the next day .......
Up your intake of Essential Nutrients .. and you will not crave or enjoy chocolate anymore! (its a palliative for nutrient deficiency)....serious
I don`t know why people feel the need to use animal products anymore ......... now we have wonderful Allergy Free Synthetic products ... that keep everyone warm, without causing any pain to other living creatures.
Oh, also .... remember this ...... If your climate is cold enough to have to use THICK duvets, AND you have internal heating in your home ....... Feathers dry out and cause a fine dust that can give you lots of allergic reactions ... including excema to the skin, rashes in nose, ears, eyes ...... and asthma.
Ulimarao posted a uTube video on this subject, I`m just wondering if any of you remember it, and the horror of supporting any FEATHER DUVETS from HUNGARY?
The geese are alive .. they have ALL their feathers pulled out ... repeatedly ..... and are left dazed and in obvious pain.
Imagine having your own hair pulled out, and when it begins to re-grow to have it pulled out again ... and again ... and again ......
Well, that is what happens to the geese in Hungary .... until they die.
So .. PLEASE ...... check the labels on any feather duvet you intend buying, and if it comes from HUNGARY DO NOT support this cruel industry!
That is what is SO delighful about South Africa! Where Rhinos are is usually mostly thorn trees.
The game wardens tell you to just stand still and the Rhino will ignore you ... but ..... try standing still when a thing the size of a motor car comes sniffing around!......
Yeah well, its also a bit before my time too ...hahaha... but it is a classic.
I liked that piece cause it`s always a scary introduction to use in a home video! I used that once when a fellow camper got caught by a Rhino .. he was innocently picking up firewood and did`nt see the Rhino .... he ended up in a thorn tree till the Rhino got bored and went back to chewing grass.....
Used it again when doing a video for my brothers workshop ...... imagine, this guy walks out the double doors to that introduction!..gave the impression his wood and steel lathe business was Frankensteins workshop!
Lately, in the newspapers here ... is the incredible amount of "wild" cats .. people who abandon their cats or dont have them sterilized, and all the babies this produces ..... poor things trying to fend for themselves! Humans who do this should be sterilized as well!
Oh okay, we`ll start with cannibalising the "cat dumpers" ......
In the above cases ..... everyone better stay out of Swissyland! ALL the men are armed here, and everyone has their own vege gardens! AND cellars full of food!.....(and lots of cats)
This is where we need to get rid of our "Addictions" ... like salt, fried foods, and fussy-ness over "taste" and what we eat.
And over what is actually "hunger" and what is "habit".
We can all live for 30 days without food, but we NEED water.
In the meantime one needs to learn what and which wild foods are edible ... and which are NOT!
At the moment, Switzerland is overrun with CATS .. so I guess that Cat Stew could be pretty nutritious? ......with a bit of Dandelion root coffee?.... and those roadside weeds, some of which, in summer make very good cereals......
Nein, I have to go to Africa, and to America, and only THEN can I even contemplate a Joyous Union With All You Wonderful Folk!
But ... I shall be with you ALL in spirit, if not in the flesh!
Hey! Maybe, when you are all together, someone can have their laptop there ... and we can go Live On Skype? ...hahahaaaaa.... I shall get drunk, and you all get drunk ..... and we can talk? ... or we dont have to get drunk, we can all stay sober, if not normal, and we can still talk?
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Ah good, thanks.
RE: Why close eyes while kissing?
Dont mind Charlie ... he says things like that sometimes ...... I think he loses the track somehow?Ja, WHY are women like scissors..?