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My profile ... duh?

Well, today I got another one ..... who says he "just loves my profile and is fascinated by me and we need to meet and look into each others eyes ........."......

Can the guy actually read?... I wonder?

I think CS should subsidise my whisky!

RE: What would you prefer? Knowing someone first, then fall in love? Or a love at first sight?

Love at first sight, nah, I don`t like that one .... Never worked for me.

Much prefer getting to be friends first.

This guy I met now ... absolutely perfect for me .. but... I`ve known him for 4 years, and never took any notice of him before, except for the fact that if he was at a function, I always had a dance partner!

I used to think he was ... actually ... quite .. well, ahem .... ugly? But, getting to know him, I now think he is the most handsomest man I have EVER seen! hahaaaaa ...... And a wonderful personality, a deep thinker, intelligent, kind, talented,trustworthy, etc etc etc .........

RE: Do you believe in Astrology Compatibility?

Yes, I am fascinated by how similar people of a certain "sign" are! hahahaaa.... Capricorns are unmistakable!..for instance.

But .. there is much more to it all than a simple division of twelve.

what is my favourite piece of music?

..AND YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS ONE!

what is my favourite piece of music?

Or train your wedding attendants...?

what is my favourite piece of music?

Ah yes, Conrad! That was your wedding ceremony in the Bahamas huh? ......... At about 1.02 I see YOU waiting for your bride ... got a good tan there fella!!!!

So ... she obviously did not turn up, and so you came home, dejected, to Switzerland .........?....... ............

what is my favourite piece of music?

Hokey Dokey ..... and here is some traditional Swiss Spoon Music ....



I was watching a band playing on the weekend ..... in the B/Forest area ...... and this guy played a Carpet Beater on Newspapers on a wooden box! Fantastic.

But when I got home I found my stupid son had thrown the carpet beater away!..... he had gotten into House-cleaning mode!

what is my favourite piece of music?

And you gotta admit this is nice to dance to .......?... an easy rythm.....Buddy Holly ....

RE: Is anyone here a member of "SECOND LIFE" ?

What is "Second Life"...? and what qualifies one to be a member of said society?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?.. Part 2 ....

Still trying to figure out WHY the Halloween Pumpkins game on here so dislikes me....... ... just when I`m getting somewhere it says Game Over!

So now, I`m getting together a list of everything the American Embassy wants before they will give me a visa to go visit their country.

I gotta prove, somehow, the name of the first husband I had, and am forging a paper-trail thru all the names I used to have, till I get to the one I got now .... to prove I`m still the same person......

RE: "What to pack for a 3 day holiday in the Black Forest"

Well, hi guys and girls, I`m back.

The Black Forest is HUGE ... like an ocean of trees!..never ending .....!

Hotel was beautiful! Room was beautiful too ....... had the biggest largest most spacious room/suite in hotel ...... no-one had booked it ... and so we got it at the "normal" price!

Used every item in my tiny little suitcase, except 2 long sleeved Tshirts ....... was sunny and warm up high above all the clouds!

Ahhh ...... visited some "seas" .... cant spell their names ... walked around one, only 7kms .......the other was too big so took a cruise on it .... Ate Black Forest Cake ... drank lots of beer and schnapps ......and now I am exhausted!.. and back in the land of mist and NO sun!

RE: mobile phone support

Oh wow .... you all SO intelligent!

Someone suggested, the other day, that a museum would be interested in buying my mobile phone......

Well, at least it IS a phone, and I can send and receive sms`s .............. I hope I`m dead before I need to use a phone as a computer!!!!!!

RE: "What to pack for a 3 day holiday in the Black Forest"

ah ha ah ha ah ha .......hahaha!

Okay, so I got just one suitcase for each day, not bad huh?

That`s only 3 suitcases, plus a bag for shoes, and an extra jacket in case my mood changes.....

The weather is very unstable at the moment, and the weather forecasters are all apprentices ...... so I have to be prepared.

At least it`s cheaper than flying ..... by auto I dont get charged for extra luggage weight.....

RE: "What to pack for a 3 day holiday in the Black Forest"

Okay clever boy!..... so how far apart is Bavaria and Austria ....... actually they all just German .... to me! hahhaaaaa...... very cute .. those leather shorts .....sort of reminds me of That Village band of you-know-whats...... ...YMCA stuff......... Oompah-oomphah-drink-your-beer!

RE: Finding a mature partner in a foreign land??

....and may the best man win ......!

RE: Finding a mature partner in a foreign land??

Oh excuse me Conrad ... I was off finding some Real C and W music on uTube ... and before I lose it, I post it .....

Listen to each song ... hahahaaa...... real inspiration! (so you know you not alone in the Universe when it comes to Lurve)..and know that all the love songs are sung to "happy music"... that`s Life!



Okay, I now go back to listen to Conrads version.... ...while I pack for the Forest...

RE: Finding a mature partner in a foreign land??

Soooo .... HOW do you think Country and Western song writers find their inspiration?

Oh, so now ... I gonna go find some C and W music that perfectly demonstrates my post......

RE: Movies - that left you ... :confused:

Was that the movie where the guy was born old and grew younger?

So ......... what size was his mother? (when he was born!) ... or did he arrive by Giant Bionic Stork?

RE: "What to pack for a 3 day holiday in the Black Forest"

Ooops sorry Wordy!

A tin of cherries ..? .... Black Forest Gateaux comes WITH the cherries....

Leather shorts ... that`s Austrian! I`m a S.African from Swissyland visiting Germany ...no need for Leder-Hosen! (Got the denim mini, is good enough!)

Torch..? Nein, I shall be drinking whisky in the comfort of hotel at night ...... there are Wolves out there ... and Bears ..... and other things .....inside Hotel is Boyfriend!hahahaaaa cough cough hahhaaaa.... Nein, I shall be NOT traipsing around in forest at night!

RE: book

Ja, I am saving that to read ....... been wanting to read it for the last ....... ....... 20(?) years!

I got them, ....it..... in a HUGE volume ... waiting for me!

I saw the movie but it made no sense to me ... and was told I gotta first read the book ........ About how those trees WALK! ... and the different life-forms .... Goblins, Hobbits, Trolls........... but it`s waiting in line for me to read ........

RE: Non-Smokers...would you date a smoker?

Ahem .... cough cough ...... what did I win today? ............................

RE: Non-Smokers...would you date a smoker?

You sound a good level headed thinking man, Yash. Thanks for your input here.

Ja, well ... we ALL got to die from something! I would rather die from an overdose of Morphine than in a car smash or drowning. AND I would rather die younger than older ...... I really do not like the idea of driving a Zimmer Frame down the main street!

RE: Non-Smokers...would you date a smoker?

Tis all part of a plot.

A big plot to control the world.

First you got what you HAVE TO HAVE ......

You got to have your injections.

Now comes what you not allowed to have ..

You not allowed to smoke!

Who the hell cares about your health?
Your health only matters if you got enough to afford treatments ... otherwise you get to go home and die peacefully in your own bed.

But .. you ARE ALLOWED TO DRINK ALCOHOL!
You can drink as much alcohol as you like, till you lying on the pavement in your own puke ...
You can even kill someone and claim being drunk as an excuse.
You can beat up your kids, and be called "having a disease", and being sent for "treatment".

So ..... you not allowed to smoke in a drinking pub, which is not connected to a dining room (?) ......you not allowed to smoke in a railway station ..... or a shopping centre ....

But ... you can cook your food in a Teflon pot ..... which, according to todays newspaper news .... the heated Teflon gives off poisons that kill birds! ..... "Please remove your indoor caged birds from the room where you cook with Teflon".....:confused:

................. Sorry ... I gone off topic ... again......aplogies ....sort-of.

Which reminds me ..... Chlorine in swimming pools causes cancer ... Statement by health authorities in Spain, last week! Not "could" ... but "DOES".

But you can all carry on swimming ... it`s good business for ......somebody!

RE: book

Ja, the serious thinking books! The ones that jump off shelves into my hands! .. Those I keep!

Although, also I go thru masses of fiction for relaxation ......murder mysteries, love stories...... and those I just return to the dump and exchange for new ones ....We have a lovely "dump" where stuff gets recycled and I find all my english books there!

RE: An honest answer!

Ah, yes the Bar stool situation.

Nein, tis never like a bar-room brawl here ...... when you get to know the "characters" of the people you get to know why and how they respond....

And like Real Life situations, sometimes a person just got out of the wrong side of bed that day and gets upset over something trivial ... and then you get down on your knees and grovel and seek forgiveness .......and if you grovel real good, then they forgive you ......and if you dont do the grovel then all is "poopsegal" anyway ..... move on in life, CS is full of real nice people, especially here in EU.

RE: Is there free dating sites like this one in Europe?

Well ... this one is in Europe!

Otherwise ... ask Google?

RE: "What to pack for a 3 day holiday in the Black Forest"

AAAHHHHH HA! So THAT is what the breadcrumbs are for! Funny, I thought it was for feeding the birds ..... like throwing them off the balcony ... and then shooting them with the bow and arrows .......

Okay, so I`ll take a BIG ball of string!

RE: Movies - that left you ... :confused:

Ja ... Mine was The Wizard of Oz!

I had to watch it again, a few times, to actually understand it!

RE: book

The Late Great Planet Earth .. by Hal Lindsay(written in 1970 and Such a true prediction of how things are turning out to be NOW)

and ..."Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley

and ... "Mere Christianity" by CS Lewis.....

and ....The Celestine Prophesies.....

and..."Quantum Healing" by Deepak Chopra

and...."Eat Right for Your Blood Type" ....

and..and...and .. Anything written by CG Jung ......

And many others ... they clutter up my shelves but I cannot get rid of them!

RE: "What to pack for a 3 day holiday in the Black Forest"

Charlie boy .... very good advice ... but ... I dont think the Management of the hotel would appreciate me turning up for breakfast in a Gstring? I dunno how warm the hotel is.........