Well some folk have paintings on their walls, and some people have apes hanging out in there - some Saturday nights some of my sons friends resemble Orangetangs....
Ja well ..... you lost your wig when the train pulled out of the station ...... and the flowers you were picking from next to the railway tracks to put in that cellophane wrapping from the box of chocolates you obviously ate on the train before getting here .... and then the Polizei arriving to arrest you for walking on the train tracks when there is a a huge big sign in all official swiss languages telling you NOT to cross the train lines .....
...... I just ducked and went and got quietly drunk in that restaurant across the road, siting right at the back in case you stumbled in there after talking your way out of a Swiss Police Station .....
Actually, Nah, it was not you Charlie boy ...... it was an older man ..... his "Designer" jeans were so big and baggy I dunno where he could possibly have found them! ... and the "gold chain" round his neck was SO tiny it got lost in his fat rolls ....... and I think the 6 strands of hair on his head were not a wig, cause they blew up in the wind... and he had this one indented finger where he`d removed his wedding ring ...... and it was not yet tanned... Ah ha! I am much more clever than I look! Plus, I got this great instinct!
...and then, when he is famous .... we may ALL get invited to a party on his brand new yacht! ..... on the Med ....... free drinks ......we can all swim naked ..... and get drunk and wild ...... and get photographed by the Paparazzi .....
.... my singing Chef has been invited to enter the Swiss Search for Talent .......!
He goes thru a prelim ...... and then the BIG voting moment is in January some time....
I want all of you to promise to vote for him.... its going to be a Phone-In vote .... and audience vote ....
...for GARRY JONES ...I dont know yet which song he will be singing - he can take in pre-recorded music and then he sings ..... you know the talent search style?
He would really really like to make-it in the music world ... he is tired of laying bricks on building sites ..... and cooking for snobs... (not me, just other snobs)
Well ... that sounds like a most pleasant day Mariola!
I took grandkid shopping for shoes. This is a ShoeGirl! .... She needed ... NEEDED ..... minimum THREE pairs of shoes! and she`s only 9 years old!!! At that age I had only ONE pair ... for EVERYTHING!
omg .. she now takes the SAME size shoe as I do!
Ahhhhh ... I feel a new thead coming up ....... Shoes?
Ja, I just cannot imagine a manly man buying kissy red lips candle holder ...... or kitty sleeping under dog ear door mat ...... and buying himself a "I love you" cigarette lighter .....?
You mean stuff like that?
Nah ... a man would just throw down an old Tshirt to wipe his feet on ... and use an old family heirloom cast-iron candle holder dripping wax all over the table thing ......... and he`d have an assortment of old plastic lighters he filched from his pals at the pub .......
Ja, quite an experience hey? Some of the people I have in my life here .... wow ... absolutely spot on with them too! Some are quite hilarious ....... to think that THAT IS JUST THAT PERSON! .. they not putting on an act, or being subversive, they just cannot help themselves for being WHO they are ...hahahaaaaaa .....
Ahhh, that is going to happen anyway! So expect it to, and dont be surprised.
Any person who takes a share of your attention away is going to get hell from little human.....! He is going to have to learn how to deal with little girl,(if he really likes her Mama) and she is going to learn how to deal with big man.
Take it slow ....... and dont interfere, watch the body language, and dont make promises ....
Well, try some role reversals ... Your daughter is your mother and you dont want to worry your Mom with a guy who may not be long term and whom she may dislike .......so hide him from her for a while ......
Men understand mothers who do this, and he will respect your respectableness and concern over your daughter.
Well, I took no steps anywhere today, not even out my front door ... TOO cold! and I ate too much, and now I feel fat! And then I fell asleep and got woken up with an sms .... really believing it was already tomorrow, and it was only 9.15pm the night before which is still today!
Carenza ...... I need your exact birthdate to be sure you are a Cancer Dog. Too much typing to do, in case you fit inbetween some of the year dates ....
But this was a room, with nails sticking out where she`d removed all the photos, leaving just this one wedding picture. All the childrens photos had been taken. So it pretty much stood out - like a dog turd on the wall......hahahaaa..... And I realised he was just a guy with too much other stuff to do and not into re-decorating, as such.
He does have one other, propped up on a side table .... a huge big family gathering one, grandparents, parents, brothers, sisters ..... and the wife is in that ... but its not an "offensive" photo ... like the wedding one of just him and her.
Anyway, ats OFF the wall now ... and on its way out ......
LIBRA ROOSTER ..... FOR PHOENIX (Who is the 69 Libra?)
Libra Rooster lives a life full of chasms of despair followed by summits of felicity. And thank Zeus for Libras sense of equilibrium. Libra lends poetry to the Roosters cocky strictness and tickles their conservatism, prodding it into the occasional flight of fancy. Also, Libra tempers the Roosters tendency to overreact. For a Rooster, this person will be gentle and might even qualify for "calm".
What does Rooster, then give to our friend Libra in exchange? Plenty. For one, Roosters earthiness and enthusiasm lift the lid off Libras occasional self-indulgence. "Come on now, Libra old girl, you`ve got to work. You cannot just lie there in your satin sheets reading confession magazines. Up and at em. There`s a new toy out in the kitchen, a fascinating event on the front porch, a terrific person to meet on the sidewalk," urges the eager Rooster. Roosters resilience plays an interesting role in the Libra Roosters personality.
As we already know, Libra does not take stands. He or she is not hastily judgmental. The Roosters life is constantly being saved at the last minute by his innate ability to accept and undergo upheaval that would kill anyone less bouncy. These two qualities are highly complementary and give Libra Rooster an edge when it conmes to some of the sharper turns on the highway of life. Rooster knows how to brush off the expreience without a blink, and Libra doesnt judge him for having done so. This person has few, if any, regrets.
Rooster brings energy to the Libra subject and his candor lightens Libras sometimes unneccessarily feisty speech. To Rooster, Libra lends an air of relaxed attractiveness often missing from the bossy and cocky Rooster image. Libra Rooster is mild-mannered, tweedily clad, and appears to have no axe to grind. The image is appealing. Roosters born in Libra are popular with peers.
There is something of the quiet know-it-all here. The smarty pants attitude. I suppose it had to come through some time. This person can be accused of self-complacency. The impression is: "I`m right because I`m me." It can be a bore.
This Rooster does not exhaust himself working. He likes to shine, be brilliant and knock em dead in a single performance. Reruns dont interest the Libra Rooster. He`d rather you would suggest a new endeavor or ask him to perform one of his works in progress. This person is a hive of novelty. He does not lack for surprises.
All in all, this Rooster is talented and sensitive enough to create both poetry and music. He or she can take artistic careers far. They have stick-to-itiveness and they can present their material in a winning (Libran) manner. They are slightly conflictual and seem to take pleasure in philosophical tugs of war. Its just as well; it gets the job done.
LOVE... They want to respect as well as love their partner. They have enormous devotion and faith to offer. But do not want to give it away foolishly. They usually settle on one love object and are able to maintain interest in a single mate for life. Not all are so lucky. But the Libra side of this one gives extra sensitivity. If you love one of these Librans, you must be very happy. They are a person you can look up to, adsmire and feel sweet about as well. They appreciate tenderness and know how to receive affection. They may seem a bit preopccupied with their eternal artistic flights of fancy. Dont worry, If they said they loved you, they mean it. If not, you`d better look elsewhere. This person is unbudgeable in the fidelity department.
WORDY .... THE SCORPIO/DOG .....and her love life!
Scorpio Dogs re tender-hearted, nervous sweethearts whom you would like to comfort and soothe. Of course, all the balm in the world won`t shut the eyes of this perspicacious hound. Nor will it quiet their caustic tongue. What this person wants in a lover is a companion. They want somebody to respect, who doesnt grovel at their feet, and who keeps their part of the bargain one hundred percent of the way. No free rides. And should they be disappointed in love once, they wont want to take another chance. Scorpio Dogs require gentle persuasion to accept happiness in love.
As this person is always nit-picking and hunting for the flaws in a relationship, if you love one you must be as even-tempered as possible. Swathe yourself in layers of down quilts to resist the arrows of your loved ones sharp wits and dont .... I repeat, dont ... be defensive. Pretend you dont hear them. They`ll be deflected by your indifference.
(Extra bonus for Wordy)........ HOME AND FAMILY
At home the Scorpio Dog feels less threatened by wickedness. Here they will try to create an environment of pipe and slippers comfort. The Scorpio Dog doesnt much bother with frippery or furbelow, but rather will want others simply to feel welcome at her place. There will surely be a freplace and lots of books at their house. But you probably wont see any apparent gold - its all under the mattresses.
The Scorpio Dog parent idolizes his or her kids. Kids, for this idealist, represent hope for the future. Kids are untainted by sordid reality. This parent will take great pains with the education and guidance of his or her children. They earnestly believe he or she can alter the course of a life through early training. This person has many regrets about their own childhood and wants to make amends.
The Scorpio Dog child will not be chubby or roly poly huggable. You aree more likely to find him or her rather bony and sinewy. The kid will have many dreams about the future, and a wise parent would feed those dreams by keeping the child in touch with natgure and goodness at all times. The Scorpio dogs brutal sensitivity can easily turn to vinegar if too much reality is allowed to assail them before they are old enough to fight their own battles. So protect your Scorpio Dog child. And try to teach them how to laugh at themselves.
I would say ...... only introduce a person when you are in a solid long term arrangement ... cause the little girl is going to remember this man ... and wonder where he went to if you break up soon - ish ....... and then another fella arrives ..... same thing .. causing confusion in her little mind.
I used to say this to my sons ... Only bring home a girl to introduce her to me if you intend "going steady" with her, or intend to marry her. I got sick and tired of trying to remember names and who was who! .... And also, casual girls were not allowed into the bedrooms (that was the olden days when kids still had morals)....(and parents had Attitude! haha)
In the meantime, I would suggest, you just say you are going out, or having a FRIEND over for dinner (keeping it all respectable for her)... with no kissing/cuddling in front of her.
She is going to base her own behaviour on YOURS, in the future, as her role model.
Good luck.... I hope things work out very well for you.
And you know what? I could not wait to get here to tell you what ACTUALLY happened!!!!
I DID get an invitation ..... and I DID SHOW PARTICULAR INTEREST FOR THAT PHOTO! .... hahahaha...... I walked up to it and asked if that was "you and ex" (to the boyfriend) ......
....And said "But I thought you were divorced?"
.....and then I said "But why you still got THIS on your wall? .. If I was your girlfriend I would have drawn a nice moustache and horns on her ..... it will improve her appearance" .....
.... and he said "Ja, you are right .... I just left it here cause all the walls are so bare ... but I dont really like or want it anymore ... I`ll give it to my daughter " ...... and he removed it and chucked it into a draw...
Soooo .... I was saved a LOT of trouble! ... AND the problem just sort-of solved itself!! .. without any drama!
Funny how something trivial can assume giant proportions ... and then just fizzle itself out?!!!!
And thank you everyone for your wonderful suggestions.
I wonder what the next problem is gonna be? ...hahahahaaaaaaa
Dont know what is happening lately .... I guess you gotta write in your profile that you got a boyfriend?.....
Here is an edited down version of the latest ....I mean I just cut out his email adress and name.....
Hello pretty, How are you doing today, i think you are that missing angel that from heaven lol.......there is a handsome reward for the person that can find you but you know what now i have fond you i will never let you go how can an angel like you be left i need you. Am a man with a great sense of humor and knows how to treat a woman right, will like to know you and get close to you and am also interested in meeting with you, guess i want to know much about you fell free to
contact me on the following email (censored by me) at hotmail dot com or
you can also contact me with (censored also to save his dignity) at yahoo dot com. will be waiting to ear from you so we can correspond. Sending you love and happiness in all you do for the rest of the day.
Love to be close to you (lovely long english sounding name....censored)
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PS. Note he is waiting to "ear" from me! Quite a novel way of putting it huh?....AND he calls me PRETTY ..and an ANGEL!
Ja, that is the obvious easiest thing hey? ...... but she`s a coward like me .... and I REALLY like the horns and moustache thing ...... Except, I guess, he will guess SHE did it! ....anyway!
but ... if she didn`t do it, and I did it .... then she can act all innocent
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