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Kitchen Items word game .. hahahahaaaa.....

Aaahhhhhh Mariola! A GORILLA in your kitchen?

Nah ..... its just your hairy next door neighbor doing the brekky huh? and you thought ....... hey! ...go wash your face, brush your teeth, and have a cup of coffee ...... and look again!

Talking about armpits ..... Taff ..... ever tried making meatballs using your armpits? ... I always tell my kids you get the best shaped meatballs if you do that ......Professional Chefs do that, they got no time to mess their hands up...

RE: the a to z of the animal world

Tiger ......... aaahhhhgggg ... yeah I know, but you all do it all the time so why cant I?

Have a beautiful weekend everyone!

Western and Eastern Astrology ....

You are most welcome ... And I wish you all here a glorious and happy funfilled weekend!

... And keep your eyeballs peeled ... you never know ..... WHO you gonna meet!

Western and Eastern Astrology ....

Sorry, lots of typos .... but I going too fast for my fingers .... I need to now go get ready for You-Know-Who ... it`s the weekend!!!!!!

Western and Eastern Astrology ....

Charlies Love Life .....

LOVE

The brand of burning passion with which Taurus Tigers are gifted from birth makes love look like a word to descibe apathy. Tigers born in Taurus really FALL in love. They find someone to whom they give everything, follow everywhere, involve themselves with selflessly and with an uncommon ardor, defnding that person down to the very last bvullet in their gun belts.

Trouble is, if anything should happen to said person or a cloud settle on a relationship, they can slip into a yellow and black stiped despair out of which it is mighty tough to dislodge them. When the love is gone, part of the Taurus Tiger leaves with it.

In order to love one of these singular souls, you need not really do any more than BE. Thge Tazurean Tiger figures its up to him or her to do the adoring. "You just sit there while I go get us some drinks."

Taurean Tigers like to care for others ina metaphysical or mental way. I wouldnt put my daily diet into their hands - you might be condemned to eating only beans or tomato soup. They are not fussy about variety or gourmet preparations. One must eat to live and not live to eat, is his motto. So dont fuss. And dont worry about whether your Taurus Tiger is comfy or happy or worried - he`ll let you know of his own accord. These subjects do not mince their sentiments.

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Und .. das ist CHARLIE! .... huh?.....

Western and Eastern Astrology ....

Pigs are very nice creatures ... I`M a PIG and proud of it! hahahaaaa ...... they are just symbols and basic traits ....

Hey! Charlie boy ..... your birthday is the day after mine! ... I just got a few more years than you have!

Western and Eastern Astrology ....

Hoi ..... Mr Lifesaver Conrad .... saver of mine fingers...!!!!

Book is "The New Astrology" - A unique synthesis of the world`s two great astrological systems: The Chinese and Western.

by ... Suzanne White
I been killing myself with laughter just reading about my family here .....hahhaaaaa .... you get to see why some people just behave like they do!

I don`t mind typing out texts for anyone interested and if it`s not available on the internet to read for oneself ...... I just take it slow though ......

Western and Eastern Astrology ....

Phoenix the Aries/Monkey .. continued finale....

LOVE

In matters of the heart they are not, by nature, constant. They can, however learn to play at being monogamous with great conviction and success. They usually have spouses. But that doesn`t always mean they spend long evenings by the fireside reading the Bible to their faithful mates. They like to be out in the world, chatting at everybody and getting chatted back at by lots of people. They love contact.

The tinge of infidelity of which we speak does not prevent our Aries Monkey subject from indulging in relationships of long-standing worth where passion is the main driving force. They are, on the contrary, very fiery andn involved lovers. They can get so interested in the dynamics of their relationsips that sometimes they cant even remember to find others more attractive.

HOME AND FAMILY

They are the happy centre of their family group. They enjoy lots of children and spend untold hours teaching and showing their kids new things.

Their enthusiasm is such that he`ll put up with almost any activity as long as he gets to play, too.

Aries are boyish. They love fun. The more the merrier.

They are people that are willing to take a back seat. It doesnt bother the clever, capable Aries Monkey to be the brains behind a whole complex operation and not have his name appear in gold letters on the office door. The important thing is achievement - not what the achievement means to outsiders.


And That is Phoenix .... Is it?

Western and Eastern Astrology ....

Phoenix darl ... you, the Aries/Monkey ..... Here goes!

Talkers one and all. Aries Monkeys are among the finest, most forthright people around. If you ever get to know one and then leave him behind, your most intense souvenir of their personality will be the things they said. They are noted for their directness in speech. They can talk your leg off. But they are almost never boring.

Bright and garrulous, they are also gifted with the ability to feel for others. They have bult-in compassion and truly care for those they love. Coupled with the wit and intelligence of a Monkey nature, this Aries subject`s drive is unbeatably attractive.

And THAT IS PHOENIX!... (

There is little an Aries Monkey can do that won`t lead to success. Accomplishment is this peron`s middle name. They are not exactly your average hard-driving-killer-scrambler-elbow-the-others-out-of-the-way-get-ahead achievers either. No. They achieve in areas where they choose to excel. They are not compelled by gain or social approbation.

Instead, they want to do well for themselves. What you or I may think is immaterial.

They have second sight. They can see around corners. This sign endows its owners with an uncanny ability to judge the worth and wiles of others. Watch them. When they are confronted with a new acquaintance Aries Monkeys are pleasant and polite and nod their heads. "Yes. Mmmm. Hmmmm. I see," while the other person is blathering away. But they know all they need to know .. about that person.

It`s hard to fool the cunning Aries Monkey. Obviously, the Aries trait of naiveté is compromised by the Monkey`s extreme guile. And its a good thing. A skeptical Aries is a happy Aries.

They are also firm individualoists. Although gregarious, this person is capable of solitary forays inside himself, whene he is sure to dredge up many smart ideas. They can study hard and achieve excellent results where application of derrière to seat of chair is a prerequisite. They are patient. Not slow and deliberately patient. But patient nonetheless.

They go out of their way to be seductive and charming. If they are not naturally attractive, they get themselves up in ways that ensure appeal. They are what we used tol call "striking" people. Unforgettable.

One of the pitfalls they must watch for is their excessive superstition. People born under this sign tend to be drawn to the mystical rather than the logical solution in an emotional dilemma. They must learn to consult those wiser and more down-to-earth than they. Aries Monkeys are perfectly capable of heeding good counsel. But they must learn to go out and seek it, not be afraid to appear foolish or untrained in any area at all. This person is able to assimilate anything, but sometimes he goes looking for knowledge in the wrong places.

They are basically balanced and stable. But little creeping superstitious doubts can creep in, which will temporarily flummox
them, cause them to waste time in futile equivocation and tire them uselessly.


continued next .......

Western and Eastern Astrology ....

An admirable but not always gentle character, the Sagittarius/Dragon is a warrior on the grand scale. These people are attractive and ambitious.
They believe in success and forge ahead with bravura towar that aim.
Never bull9ish or hotheaded, this character`s style is gentlemanyly and dignified.
Sagitarias/Dragons are not afraid of danger.
They dance around the flame of adventure and derring-do but they rarely getr seiously burned.
Dragons born in Sagittarius outwit their enemies, hoist them on their own petards and invite them to lunch the next day.
Victory, after all, calls for a celebration!

There is no arrogance in this method. The Sagittarius Dragon sees no reason to snub people or lord his superiority over them. On the contrary, this character willbe the jolly sort of idealist who beckons one and all to follow his dreams, brandish his flags and fly his colors.
Sagittarius Dragons are not selfish or stingy. They want the best for everybody involved - yet they definitely feel that everybody should be involved in their project.

This person is a visionary and can initiate enterprises single-handedly. He can carry off deals and draw conclusions and make decisions without raising an eyebrow. But they don`t like complications. They deplore deceit. Woe unto him who cheats a Sagittarian Dragon.

He won`t harm the offender. Not on your life. He will simply never trust again, which coming from this honorable character, is a low blow.

You see, he is an optimist. He or she wants to believe in the basic goodness of mankind. These people are not naive, nor are they innocents who need protection. Rather, Sagittarius Dragons are natural leaders who need good lieutenants, whips, exchequers, advisers, cabinet ministers, wives, husbands and careful, deliberate and faithful helpers who protect this hasty idealist from himself.

...... Whew! ... there is more ..... if you are interested...... ...... About your love life, and home and family .......

Western and Eastern Astrology ....

Ja, Maisie .... and the entire description of Tiger is very long .... here are some basic traits ....

Tigers have the following characteristics:

FERVOUR
BRAVERY
MAGNETISM
GOOD LUCK
BENEVOLENCE
AUTHORITY

Tiger sins may include:

IMPETUOSITY
HOTHEADEDNESS
DISOBEDIENCE
SWAGGER
INTEMPERANCE
ITINERANCY

BUT .... your Western astrological sign, when coupled with the Eastern one ...... gives a whole new slant ...

If you give me your birthdate, and year of birth ..... and can stand reading about 2 pages of descriptions ..... we can go for it!

RE: So what do u all...............

No-one is "perfectly normal" actually.......

And no-one really cares about anyone any more ....... So those types have no-one to take notice of them, who care enough, to take notice ...... everyone is too busy trying to survive in their own little space.

Facebook should be banned. Completely and Utterly. It`s turned into a farce and used to undermine safety and security, causing genocide in some countries..... and riots in others ... and drunken sprees in cities resulting in cripples and destroyed lives. Not its original intention, but used by unscrupulous people for their own ends and self-importance of "seeing themselves in print and making "power" decisions".

RE: How is your day today?

I`m trying to think what I actually DID today....? other than get out of bed, drink coffee, have a smoke, take a walk, have a smoke ......... waiting for the weekend ......

Kitchen Items word game .. hahahahaaaa.....

Ahhh nein, we onto to D`s already .....

Dinner plates ....

Kitchen Items word game .. hahahahaaaa.....

Okay we begin again, with REAL words for REAL things.......?

So we got Animal fat.

I will say Annis

now to B or C ... whichever its supposed to be ....?

RE: None letter word game thread (anything goes apart from word games)

Cause they very popular and everyone loves them, and its something everyone can do, and we really get to know people by the words they choose and how they spell them and how often they repeat themselves or anything else anyone does.....

RE: Non-Smokers...would you date a smoker?

I rest my case M`Lord. Gee, I thought 3 metres of guts was long!

And here we got actual figures of 5 metres in a normal adult male .... up to 9 metres in someone with NO MUSCLE TONE .....

Juslaaik! Imagine all that meat wending its was ... slowwwly ... down, lets be conservative ....and decide on halfway figures ..... SEVEN metres of stomach guts ... for THREE days ... with more meat being fed into the mouth every day, waiting it`s turn to move on down .....

..And we actually have to "speculate" and "wonder in amazement" why the body has difficulty expelling its normal quota of cancerous (mis-shapen) cells! ..especially when all those dead animals are accompanied by the E`s of artificiality.

The only reason humans think they are the only form of intelligence is cause they can make real stupid noises with their mouths called "talking".

RE: Non-Smokers...would you date a smoker?

Ahh goshy goodness ..... GM is back! WElcome home to CS!

Actually, EVERYTHING kills. No-one has ever gotten out of this life alive ... yet.

Oh, they keep trying .. if they got enough money .....till the money runs out ... or the body finally just gives up and does what it does naturally anyway.

One of the reason the "other" smells dont kill you is that they are all mostly spread out into the air you`re breathing and you just so used to smelling foul air that you think is "fresh" you don`t notice it cause you can`t see it......

Most of the foods in supermarkets will kill you eventually ... all the artificial additives that contribute to your allergies and immune system.....water retention, swollen veins and arteries......

Fats and oils will kill you .... a nice clean heart-attack for a non-smoker ....

Your chronic medications will kill you too one day .....

Hair dyes also contribute to death....

..and also the fillings in your teeth....

and your anti-perspirant deoderant will only cause swollen lymph glands as your body tries to repel the toxins ....

But at least your breath will be, maybe, sweet? .. and your clothes will be perfumed with fabric destroying softeners, but hey, they at least wont smell of tobacco!

Now do me a favour, go and patronise a restaurant so the owner doesn`t go out of business since smoking was banned inside...

Western and Eastern Astrology ....

Have you ever looked up your personality description when it`s matched with the eastern way?

Most fascinating ...and weirdly TRUE!

The descriptions of people you know, you find they cannot help but be who they are ... they were born that way, to be that way!

Western astrology is the Signs of the Zodiac according to your birth day ... and Eastern is the Year you were born (pig, dog, dragon, etc)

Gee, I am just absolutely fascinatingly romantic, love food, am lazy, determined, jealous, patient, industrious, honest, voluptuous, materialistic, pigheaded, etc etc ..... and lots of other nice things.

If you want to know more about yourself, just ask, and I shall oblige ... with reams of information!

Kitchen Items word game .. hahahahaaaa.....

BEER ( I always got 2 crates) actually I think its time to move them to a less obtrusive spot, like down in the cellar ....... we get too many visitors ... and hot weather, they go together, don`t they?

RE: None letter word game thread (anything goes apart from word games)

Most definitely ... something or someone has moved in with Phoenix! This happens. Especially when there`s a lot of "smoke" around .......

Kitchen Items word game .. hahahahaaaa.....

Who wants to be the first?

Kitchen items going thru the alphabet .........

So what you got in your kitchen beginning with "A"?

This is all Conrad and Kids fault.....

(We`ll do the bathroom next ...... )

RE: None letter word game thread (anything goes apart from word games)

you asked for it!

RE: How is your day today?

Same here ... "cool" and pleasant in the shade at the moment.... but ......

RE: animal, vegetable or mineral .. real or imagined - beginning with the letter 'A' ..

April

RE: lizard expert?

Just be careful, Charlie, if you open your windows, and then close them ....... Lizards like to hang out near windows!

One day, my favourite lizard met his death when I closed the window ... and only found him a week later, when I opened that window .... Yaaagghhhh put me off my food for a month! .... His open jaw gasping for breath from having his throat crushed ......Perectly poised to catch an insect .....

RE: None letter word game thread (anything goes apart from word games)

Oooops .......... hahhaaaa ... thought this was really the "Hows your day been" thread ......

Phoenix this is all your fault!

RE: None letter word game thread (anything goes apart from word games)

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAGGHHH.... cough cough ... AAAHHHHGGGGHHH

Just donta try them all hey!

RE: animal, vegetable or mineral .. real or imagined - beginning with the letter 'A' ..

ASPIRIN

RE: EU ladies?

Well, Taff, I think you are a very good looking young man and if you stick around here long enough ... well okay, so 30years could be considered a bit overboard but maybe a year, or even a few weeks or months .... you are sure to meet up with some lovely young ladies.

Oh, there are lots of lovely young ladies in Malta too ..... they just not too active at the moment on this forum, they used to be, so maybe they all found partners ....?.... but there should be many more ... tis the nature of the species....