WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up &down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rollingpapers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
CREATION Man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
You can get duplicate certificates from the courthouse of the state it took place in. There is no way I know of to get around the fees. Here a death cert. is $20. I emailed you a few links.
Something to do while the coffee is brewing and I'm in between checking email, etc. Maybe by slight chance, there might be something worth reading? How about you, Prof?
I don't know enough about it to give an honest opinion. The idea of what it is supposed to mean sounds good, but I've heard there are long, long lines to see the Dr. and that people with money still gett he best health care. I've heard that nearly 50% of your pay is taken out of your check to go toward the health care system.
I am low income and since my son is still under 18, we get state coverage health care. We pay nothing, but I must reapply with copies of all income every 3-4 months and I must report every time I change jobs or get extra income. When he turns 18, we are both cut off. Not all states have this coverage.
I've also heard that people in Canada who do not have kids don't pay taxes toward the school system. I like that idea. My son gets out of school in June and my property taxes keep going up.
ZIP codes can change across the street. My limit is about 50 miles give or take a few miles. About an hour drive or less. Here the zip code changes less than two miles from me in two directions.
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