RE: Paragraphs in profiles?

Sorry, Squared....I wrote mine a while ago and haven't updated or changed it. I didn't have any problems at the time, so I can't imagine why it's doing this for you. Maybe, instead of just writing a new paragraph, insert an extra line space as well. Perhaps that will help, but I just don't know.

Welcome to CS!

Two-line poems

You definitely have the hang of this, Ooby!


Our years together have been a hell of a journey
But I'm in love with the pool boy...better get an attorney.

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The gorgeous tall evzones who guard Parliament's door
Could drop their skirts anytime on MY bedroom floor!

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It was good fun...thanks for the humor!
Goodnight. sleep

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Ahhh, but I'm not a Greek, my quick, clever Scot
Now hush up, twirl around, and show us what you got!

RE: Women only reply to this!

Kris....come here for a minute, I want to give you just a small piece of advice. Step closer so you can hear me, for I'm only going to say this once. Closer now. Lean over and let me whisper in your ear.










TRY SENDING THE EMAIL OR FLOWER FIRST!!!!!!

hug
Welcome aboard, kiddo.

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I've always had a thing for a man in a kilt
It just takes a quick trip-up to see how he's built!

RE: Women only reply to this!

Nighty-night!sleep

RE: Women only reply to this!

As for me, I do quite well, thank you very much!

laugh

Goodnight, Tater. wave

Two-line poems

No, it was along the lines of the original topic...first line sounding romantic, 2nd line very unromantic. OK, so it wasn't exactly like the theme, but that's ok. You participated!

RE: THE lemming EFFECT!

Ahhhh, but truly unique individuals don't exist. On the other hand, each of us is automatically unique.
Which is it?

RE: THE lemming EFFECT!

Well, I know exactly what the lemming effect implies....."like lemmings to the sea"...one jumps in, the others all follow.

One MUST take society's path, at least partly. Laws are a part of one's society, for example. But, of course, if we ignore our own drives, ambitions, goals, interests, passions, and values, then whose life are we living? We must have a healthy mix of both. We must be true to ourselves and we must do so within the general framework of society. Well...I said "we must" and perhaps that's not accurately stated. But I believe that life would be far more difficult if we don't find that healthy balance. Sometimes, society changes as a result of individuals finding the strength to follow their inner selves, thumbing society in the nose. Gays, for example, have come out of the closet in great numbers and society has become more tolerant as a result. Just my 2 cents.

RE: Women only reply to this!

Yes, J.D. Having periods is a habit of ours. rolling on the floor laughing
I tried for years to break the habit, but I was apparently addicted to the cramps and to buying those adorable little tampons.

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Yay! I feel like I've been on a deserted island and all of a sudden I see a boat coming towards shore! wave cheering

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Why, yes, it appears that I am. But no worries. I can keep writing these inane 2-liners til the bloody cows come home.

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Hi, jlb684....lovely seeing you here tonight. Are you all by yourself in this thread?

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You're a fantastic lover, you know just what to do
The nine hundred before you had nary a clue.

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OK, so I'll just carry on with my writing...

"Darling, my love for you has no boundaries or border,"
I would tell him, if not for the restraining order.

RE: if u meet the person above u what would u do

I'd make him re-think his ideas about American women....without saying a word! hug

RE: Sloth is cool.:Sign up sheet

I'm more partial to lust.

RE: Best Pick-up lines

I mentioned this a long time ago, but many here now wouldn't have heard it. A male friend of mine is a pretty decent artist. He can sketch well and quickly and adds a touch of a caricature quality to his drawings. When he sees a woman in a bar or club that he wants to talk to, he pulls out a little sketch pad that he always has with him, quickly draws the woman from across the room, then walks past her towards the bathroom. As he passes her, he simply hands her the sketch and continues on to the men's room. When he comes back out again, the woman invariably will stop him and start to talk with him. I've never known him to fail!

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"Til death do us part", we said with a vow
But just 4 years together, I say "Lord, take me now!"

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OK.....I'll wait. Get back to me in an hour! laugh

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Yes, Ali....each poem is 2 lines. It just happens that there are 11 different poems. grin

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These are entries to a Washington Post (newspaper) competition asking for a 2-line ryhme with the most romantic first line followed by the least romantic second line:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face..

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


Can you come up with some more?

RE: how many people think the goverenment is doin a great job

Your government or mine?






Never mind.
Either way.

RE: Having Too much Money is a problem ?

I meet very wealthy people every day. Seriously, every day. I see the opulence, I see the lives they live, and I see how they strive to maintain their self-or-media-projected images of "the beautiful people." I wouldn't have it for a minute. I don't like what I see, I can't relate to it, and I am quite happy not relating to it. I have enough money to enjoy the simple joys of life, and that's good enough for me. If I had much more and felt that I had a certain image to maintain, I would not be happy. I'm quite content being on the lower deck of the Titanic. It's a hell of a lot more fun here.

RE: A special offer for women

Time for me to hit the sack. But first I must perform my nightly ritual to help me sleep.....




Some people count sheep.
I count shoes, by pairs.

3 flip-flops
4 sneakers
3 knee-high leather boots
2 shorter boots for jeans

yawn

2 boots for snow
4 black heeled pumps of varying heel heights
3 heeled black sandals
4 black flats
2 black sandals, almost heel-less

yawn yawn

1 satin black heels to wear with an evening gown
1 hot pink high heels
1 mauve, crocodile skin (fake, but they look good!)
2 navy pumps
1 navy heeled sandals


yawn yawn yawn

I'll have to stop here. I'm ready to sleep now.

RE: PILLOW FIGHT!

Don't you know that we women always pillow fight in our underwear? You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell!!!

RE: A special offer for women

Ahhhhhhhh....the ol' "Size doesn't matter" bs again??

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