RE: Men Have Always Wanted to Know the Answer to this Question..

Why, yes, as a matter of fact...he licked his eyebrows while jangling the keys to his Lamborghini and casually checking his authentic Rolex watch while, at the same time, phoning his broker to shift a few million from one fund to another.
Yeah.
Right.
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RE: Men Have Always Wanted to Know the Answer to this Question..

Because I DO recognize tongue-in-cheek comments, I'll respond accordingly....

"I would have a beer with you, but now that I'm tarted up, I think I'll take the martini that the gentleman at the end of the bar offered first."

RE: Men Have Always Wanted to Know the Answer to this Question..

That's a question for a man, not for me.
I only know that a crude comment addressed to me as I might be walking by would be not only a turn-off, but would make me think very poorly of the man who said such a thing.

RE: Men Have Always Wanted to Know the Answer to this Question..

Hi, Boban, sweetie...how the heck are you? Is your English REALLY this good now? Have you really done all of this on your own?
If so, I say BRAVO! I remember how you used to write (and I still admired every bit of it!) and I see SUCH progress! I really do admire your accomplishments. You inspire me, my friend.

RE: Men Have Always Wanted to Know the Answer to this Question..

You all have it 100% wrong.
It's really not about what happens when we're IN the bathroom (or loo or whatever you call it)....it's about GOING to the bathroom.

There is something innate in us, as women, to look after each other (unless we totally despise one another). And sometimes, the walk to a bathroom...alone...leaves us a bit vulnerable. It is something that we have developed over time, not something we think about, but any time a woman walks alone (likely past a group of men or a couple of men, at least), we feel a bit vulnerable.

It's not about BEING in the bathroom together...it's about the walk there.

Some may say I'm wrong, but I sincerely believe what I said.

Airport security

Yes, Dionyssos is a bit unusual these days (for non-Greeks, anyway).
hug

Airport security

Oh, I know all this is true. And I don't question most of the measures that have been implemented to tighten security. It's very necessary in this world we live in these days. I just found it UNnecessary to hold me up and question my identity when I was showing my diplomatic passport, my driver's license, my government ID badge, etc. Had my name been Sudybelle Bussboomebanger or something, would that have been a reason to stop me?

Airport security

Hopefully, you ate them rather quickly. There's something rather unpleasant in the image of an open tin of sardines on an airplane in Peshawar!

Airport security

Welllllll....
As I'm not in the habit of shaving my face, that may not help so much!
But I'll work on masculinizing my appearance, just for when I travel. I'll put my hair up under a John Deere or Nascar ball cap, wear a t-shirt with a beer label logo on it, and tuck a Playboy magazine under my arm.

Airport security

Yeah....how dare I travel with such a name as mine!
I'm going to have to get a fake passport made, apparently...what name should I choose? Kathy Smith? Debbie Jones? Linda Johnson?

Airport security

Yesterday, while going through the security checkpoint at Washington's Dulles Airport, the woman who checked my i.d. looked at me, questioned my name (admittedly, I have an unusual name for a woman), looked at my passport with a miniature magnifier, and then picked up her radio and called for additional security personnel to come over.
I asked her what the problem was and she wouldn't tell me. So, knowing that my name is unusual, I reminded her that I would have to have shown my birth certificate in order to get my passport and told her that I have additional identification, but the passport should have sufficed.
The kicker is that I hold a black passport...a diplomatic passport. In order to have that, I would have had a full background clearance check.
Anyway, she finally succumbed and let me proceed.

I'm all for tight security measures, but COME ON! They will stop someone because their name is different than what they deem acceptable?

Anyone else have some travel stories to share?

RE: Do women with...

No....women with blue veins and NO teeth would probably make the best lovers.
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RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

It's been fun, but the jetlag is starting to lose its grip on me and so I am finally off to bed.
G'night, folks. sleep

RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

Now, that depends on the need...
But, I must say that I have some fine looking neighbors....devil

RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

I always do try to have fun when I pop in here.
And, since it'll just be our secret and nobody else will know, sure...why not? laugh

RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

Something tells me that you wanted to say that a bit differently than how you actually wrote it...

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

Same here....I make many of my comments with tongue in cheek. grin

RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

Would you guys please give me a heads-up when you're about to begin the inspection? I think that might be a good time for me to hit the sack.

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RE: Free Beer Here

Oh, very nice! Hope it turns out to be everything you hope for and more.

RE: Free Beer Here

Sounds lovely.
By the way...what does the "40" mean?

RE: Free Beer Here

Don't mean to seem greedy, but can you just go ahead and set me up with about 3 glasses of wine?
You see, I'm battling jet lag, having just returned today to Greece from the U.S. I really should go to bed, but my body clock is all turned around. So, if you'll keep pouring, I'll get a nice buzz and can hopefully get some sleep tonight.

Cheers! wine

Oh, and I also want white wine, please. Red stains my lips. grin

RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

Yes, of course you do...as well you should.
But it's not really coming across as an aspiration from the OP, as much as it appears to be just a negative comment.

I always wonder about such thread openers...if the women that he HAD chatted up or corresponded with or even met...it these women read what he wrote, it would be like a slap in the face. And that's never a good thing, is it?

RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

Good to hear...I'm a likeable person!
(well, most of the time, anyway!)
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RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

Be careful, all....
There is a forest, of course, but many trees within.

RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

Sounds about right for me, too....365 men, one for each day of the year.

But, I'd probably get sick of saying, "Baby, you are the BEST!" every day!

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RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

As always, Ocee....
Bingo.

RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

It will be that, Pro, if that's what you believe it is.
Self-fulfilled prophecies exist, you know. Believe it to be a waste of time and it surely will be.

Consider a different approach to this....
Spend only as much time as you are willing to spend, don't get fixated on finding "the one" here, relax and see how it goes. It's just an avenue, not a guaranteed destination.

Take care.

RE: THE kitchen table!!!

Better AT the kitchen table than ON the kitchen table, I suppose.
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RE: I`m on the top of the world......

Oh, I'm so glad it was bumped, or I'd have missed this great news.
Bravo, Boom....I'm really, really happy for you!

Love, loss, grieving, and peace

Guess I ought to head off to bed now. Again, I thank you for your well-wishes and your kind words.

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