Cansleepnow Forum Posts (20)

RE: Hi, I'm in Edinburgh

Crystal, thats my wee Princess of a daughter, gonna break soooo many hearts that one, she got the first dance at my sisters wedding. probably be too old for her to dance with soon

RE: Hi, I'm in Edinburgh

Just thought, seeing as i'm half way beetween Edinburgh Myth and Glesga' Crystal id say hi from Falkirk.

G'

RE: Back on The market........

Maggs,
If he's not man enough to tell you straight your better off without him. Keep your chin up and best wishes to you.

G'

RE: Lack of contacts - Free and Pay sites

I'm sure luck isn't far away Geoff it seems that someone comes along when your not really looking, you seem like a decent bloke (not my type but hope your not offended lol) who's honest and to the point which is basically what most people look for after getting their fingers burnt in previous relationships, as for being a 'big guy' i don't think it matters these days i'm as skinny as a shadow and some of the nicest most beautifully minded folk i've met online are what is now percieved as 'big' don't get hung-up on it mate. As for the pay/free debate i think it's just some folks online don't do any searching for free sites like this they just see an ad' and sign up, keep your chin-up mate.

Rgds
G' best o' luck

RE: Guitar lessons.

Maybe growing an extra finger might help? You never know you could be the next Joe Satriani

RE: ANTHEA TURNER

And the prize for quickest foot in mouth goes too...... I'm sure your forget that while generations ago women were doing alot more for alot less they lived half as long and had very few rights to speak of and couldn't really go out and earn a crust if there was a man in the house. We'd all have perfect homes like Anthea Turner if some was cooking our dinner while we sat and sipped the vino all day! aaaaugh i think i'm growing breasts lol right need to go have a beer and a shave to feel manly again

RE: Name someone who...

I'd have to say my wee girl, she's only just been diagnosed with a rare auto-immune disorder after epilesy therapy failed and when she recieved some gifts she made sparklin happy thank-you cards for everyone thanking them for their kind thoughts, and wished them all to stay well too and telling them not to worry about her. Broke my heartshe'll always be my heroine. Does that fit the bill

RE: My heart is in Spain but my soul is in the UK....

Hi Jan,
I understand how you feel as my best mates girl is living here in Scotland and she's originally from the Bilbao basque area and she's just the same loving it here but gettin over to her homeland often, she's intergrated fully and even works for a government business so knows how things work here, we're always winding her up about how the Spanish are stealing all our fishing quotas and how easy they've got it with subsidies and E.U handouts but she's as quick as any Brit' and doesn't take long to wind us up. Not sure if i could stand 11 months of sunshine am sure id miss the clouds. Best o' luck & god bless the chirizo

RE: what makes the world go round

Good friends, someone to make you laugh and smile oh and chocolate hob-nobs

RE: Room 101

Ok got more:

Burberry: shirts caps jacket i mean how tacky do they look *oops remebered i got a blue shirt but it looks ok*

Swaggers you know young guys swaggering down the street like cowboys that've got a giant horseshoe jammed in their calvins.

Buckfast: why not just sell uzi-9mm's and save time and hassle

Old folk in GTI's driving at half the speed limit
Old folk in Metros sight seeing while driving everywhere in 2nd gear

Early starts at work why not do the spanish siesta thing far better.

ok no more

RE: What would be your reaction ????

I guess it's been said by the wise-ones above me here , we all really find out who our true friends are in situations like that, just remember who would've prefered you to be there and forget the rest, anyone who sides with a bloke like that aint really worth stressing over anyway. Hope all goes well with future do's, hope thats not too cold an opinion i've just been brought up the old fashioned way to treat your partner with diginity and respect

RE: What would be your reaction ????

I guess it's been said by the wise-ones above me here , but you really find out who your true friends are in situations like that, just remember who would've prefered you to be there and forget the rest better than getting your feelings hurt again. Hope all goes well with future events, hope thats not too cold an opinion

RE: Joke of the Day

Cheers babez,

Great to hear back from you too, will hopefull get to chat a bit 2moro ok mwah ! ta you this place's loads better than the last time i was on! 10/10 to all concerned.

RE: Room 101

With you on that , but this yrs been far better.


My 101 would be 'speed limits on motorways at night'? Surely on motorways after 10 or 11pm until say 4-5am the limit should be raised to say 100 why not let people who work through the early hours get home quickly and more of the trucks would use the motorway to deliver goods and free up roads during the day so we can cruise and chill with the windows down without choking on fumes

RE: Joke of the Day

I was being chased by a police dog last week, and made the mistake of trying to escape through a little tunnel, over a see-saw and through a hoop of fire. It finally caught me as I was weaving in and out of some sticks.

Whenever I buy a DVD I have to sit through a trailer telling me not to watch pirate movies. Yet Johnny Depp stars in one and the posters all say 'Must See'. Make your minds up, Hollywood moguls.

I WAS devastated when my doctor told me that I had just a week to live.Then I remembered that I am a mayfly, and a week was equivalent to a human being living for 500 years. So I cheered up immeasurably.

WHY IS IT Tampax adverts allways show women ice-skating, dancing or playing volleyball? The only activity my missus partakes in at that time of the month is biting my head off.

WHY DON'T Health bosses start hiring obsessive compulsives as nurses? Their attention to hygiene and constant hand washing would see an end to MRSA outbreaks in no time.

SAY that slow and steady wins the race. Rubbish! I am an athletics coach specialising in the 100 metre sprint, and I find the best tactic by far is to go as quickly as possible.

My government tells us that we are eating too many pies and dying of heart disease, then in the next breath they're telling us we are living too long and there'll be no more pension money left for us. I wish they'd make their minds up.

Disney World - Where the magic never ends' or so the commercial says. Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30.

I was married to a Foriegn lady, and people often ask me if she was a mail-order bride. I find this very insensitive. The Royal Mail loose around 2 million letters and parcels each year, and to suggest that I would trust the delivery of my wife to them is insulting in the extreme. She was sent by DHL next day delivery.

When I nipped into a McDonald's to use their toilets the other day, I was confronted by a spotty teenager mopping up vomit just by the lavatory. On the back of his T-shirt it said 'I'm Lovin' it!' Funny, but the poor guy's face told a different story.

You never close your eyes any more when I kiss your lips...' wrote the Righteous Brothers in their 1964 hit. Well, to be fair, in order to see that your bird's not closing her eyes when you're kissing with her you would have to have your eyes open as well. It sounds to me like they've both 'lost that lovin' feeling.' I reckon the relationship is dead in the water and they should end it now before they both get hurt.

'An apple a day keeps the doctor away' according to the old maxim.
Well, I'm married to a GP and no matter how many apples I eat the
woman keeps coming home.

RE: A Truly Touching Story...

Very nice,

It sounds like somehting my wee lassie would say.

RE: The forum rules girl is hott.

Not that we obey ammendments over here but i gotta agree mate she is quite sizzlin' And WaveR' is right what you got to lose ( except you dignity, pride, selfbelief, profile on here) but goodluck mate.

almost new

U too Jackie feels like 4ever since i was here!

almost new

Cheers for the welcome Kenny!
Im just scanning the posts and there are quite a few familiar faces. :)
Gaz.

almost new

Ok so this aint the first time i've been on CS but it has been so long since that my job and location whole situation ( apart from being single) have changed and i cant log into my old profile as my e-mail changed with new job.
I see a few familiar faces aleady, hope your all doing well and i'll try and drop in as often as possible.
trying to remember who i used to caht to????? eeeeerm
oh yeah! lol
Cutedevil: couldn't forget u
Sweetlikerain: never forget u
Simmy:cute as puppy
Coyote:forever on the go
Bartender: the name says it all
many more but forget the names, must be old age catchin up!

oh u get the point but i will remember more as i get to chat with you all again

Gaz.