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RE: TO ALL WOMEN

Yea ladies, you're all above average.

RE: I felt the nned to start another thread ...

I would have liked that date.

RE: What is so attractive about drinking

It's alot like smoking.

Most non-smokers prefer other non-smokers.

Some non-smokers are will date smokers.

Some smokers don't want to date them because they feel

their smoking will eventually become an issue.

RE: What is so attractive about drinking

Drunken sex.

RE: Would you go on a date only because you are lonely?

How long had I been lonely?

RE: what about your country?

Peter Woodcock, Robert Pickton, Gilbert Paul Jordan,
Allan Legere, William Patrick Fyfe, Leopold Dion, Paul Bernardo,
Wayne Boden, Col. Russell Williams..

RE: Can you say "No " ? ? ?

No .

RE: Lost faith in men

Some people like to listen to Elton John records and have sex

with people wearing stuffed animal costumes, but not most people.

RE: The best ROCK band ever?

I would have given Metallica, GnR's spot but that's a great list.


AC/DC, The Beatles and The Rolling Stones stand out from the rest for me. Given the choice I'd go see The Rolling Stones befor other two.

RE: The best ROCK band ever?

Rock Band 3

RE: Lost faith in men

That's what the married ladies with their stuff hanging out say too.

RE: Lost faith in men

You logged into a singles site to tell men

you have no interested in us anymore?


Ok.

RE: Photoz

I wonder why it's always the wrong half.

RE: How sexy are you?

I like the breeze.

RE: How sexy are you?

I have to carry an alarm whistle and pepper spray.

RE: Why Murder Is Neceassary....To Keep Your Honour....

I agree you win.


Now about my consolation prize...grin

RE: Why Murder Is Neceassary....To Keep Your Honour....

We could argue about what tastes most like chicken.

RE: Why Murder Is Neceassary....To Keep Your Honour....

Where did the womens go?

RE: Why Murder Is Neceassary....To Keep Your Honour....

THis thread needs jello.

RE: Please help me to understand

I think you might have married a bad person.

It happens sometimes, and generally ends poorly.

RE: Didn't Think I Would Be Doing This, But Bye For Now.

Take care Morgan.

RE: Feeling Vulnerable

He'll be alright.

RE: Feeling Vulnerable

Just to avoid any unnecessary mishaps.The ladies like Time4, he talks nice to them alot so they like it when he talks sexy a little. Without the preliminary nice talk they would be playing two fisted ping pong with his man ovaries.


Think of him like a brave matador that the bulls(sorry for that ladies) like, that doesn't actually stab them. If he gets one word wrong such as using tits, or fun bags instead of breasts we'll be calling him that poor bugger what got stomped into a mudhole.

RE: should i contact my ex

Yes.

RE: should i contact my ex

Sure, if she's wanting to hear from you, why not? You've both gained life experience, and if you managed an amicable split the first time around, I don't see any harm.


Be forewarned, she may be asking to see you but have no interest in romance. Sometimes women just want to talk to us, with no s*xual agenda or anything.

It's baffling.

RE: The "Let it all out here" thread.

That damn ad bot keep staring at my crotch.

It creepin' me out a bit.

RE: Why is it so hard for chicks to find guys that are sensitive and caring?

Choco I don't wish to appear insensitive,

but would you mind terribley...shaving.

RE: He only exists in ur head

Mornin' Jac.

bouquet

RE: He only exists in ur head




In you're heaadd....


in you're heaaaaddddd.....

RE: Why is it so hard for chicks to find guys that are sensitive and caring?

Because they won't cross the road?




It's funny cause you called them chicks so I made a chicken
crossing the road joke, and implied women won't cross the
road to improve their lives. It's like a knock knock joke with
mysoginistic undertones.


I should be elbow deep in women any minute now.


...Did ya'll get that one, it had some innurendo in it.

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