RE: how soon is to soon to move in

Did someone tell you you're clever once?

Besides your mom?

RE: would you have me

I have that effect on people,

don't give it a second thought.

RE: would you have me

Chiropractor aren't supposed to be naked?


I feel so violated!

RE: kissy kissy

Self indulgent.


Thank you for asking.


wink

RE: How can two fall in love from the internet?

You can't, but some people can be so in love with the idea of being in love that they latch onto anyone who'll let them, and claim they're in love.

RE: would you have me

Naked women make me nervous.

RE: kissy kissy

Ask for pics.

RE: would you have me

I'd have my chiropractor bill you,

but I'm afraid of her.

RE: would you have me

I'll take you.









Is there an installment plan?

RE: why did the chicken cross the raod?

He wasn't crossing the road he was laying in it,

because the other chickens have been telling the same joke

since he was an egg.

RE: My kitten thinks its toilet is my bed, what should I do?

Get rid of it.


That's just nasty.

RE: HUMANS

Because we're not plants.

RE: Strange recurring problem!

I made that mistake in our early forum interactions,

but I wouldn't recommend you change anything.

That bit of reserve, is part of your charm.




bouquet

RE: Feel good memories

Thanks for the reminder to remember Scuba,

and the smile.

RE: Roll up your sleeves!

No dear, I gained skinniness.

RE: im confused

Considering how poorly some people take being ignored.

Actually rejecting them, invites drama.

RE: Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo CS Wooooooooooorrrrrrlllllllllllldddddddddd....

I'm fabulous, sorry for rubbing it in.

comfort

Why I haven't given up dating American women...

Yes they're awfull.

Now shoo...

Why I haven't given up dating American women...

Then maybe talk to the women,

and quit humping my leg.

Why I haven't given up dating American women...

Just added another reason to my list...

grin

RE: The last one to post here is a SUPERSTAR.....PART 6.

RE: Stranded on a lonely beach

Four women and an IHOP.

RE: Hmmm ..Too much booze!

I miss drunken spewing.

RE: No Shows

If it was a first meeting, it's likely he choose not to face

whatever he misrepresented about himself.

RE: Should I lie in order to get a date?

The deceived may live a lifetime in blissfull ingnorance,

but the deceiver denies themselves the opportunity

to be accepted as they really are.

RE: Do Men Consider Women Over 40 All Washed Up?

Absolutely not! I plan to marry one when I turn sixty.

She'll be my first trophy wife.

RE: What do men want??

A woman's career only matters to me

if it matters too her.

RE: marrage

Yes, it's strange, but someone might come along and tell you it's not. Which would put your mind at ease for a moment. Even though you know this doesn't add up.


For some reason this stikes me as co-conspirator recruitment.

Best of luck though, sincerely.

RE: My heart can't stop pounding for him!

Ohh, you have a relationship hangover.

You need some positive things to put life back in balance.


Learn something new, do something you're truly proud of,

and do one fun thing you've never done before.



If that doesn't help.

Go to the pub in a skirt that's to high and a shirt that's too low. Repeat until the thought of men makes you a little queasy. This should take somewhere between 3 hours and three nights.

RE: Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo CS Wooooooooooorrrrrrlllllllllllldddddddddd....

Nope.

I was looking on the dark underside.

I like that side.






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