RE: When No One's Looking

I'm nice.

RE: extra money

You knew I didn't mean you...


You were just jealous I was talking to Ralph.

RE: extra money

There's always humming.


That's nice.

RE: extra money

I used to sell my girlfriend's underwears on ebay.


Maybe you got some old socks laying around?

RE: extra money

I should have read the whole thread first.


How embarassing.

RE: extra money

She could tell stories while she rubbed. The point of a massage

is of course to relax, so they should be happy stories,

with happy endings.

RE: THE METAL THREAD




Zoom zoom?

RE: Leave an Anonymous Message...

......giggle

RE: Is it too much to ask??

I think Missy, this is a conversation better had in person.

Maybe on a warm spring night, with a nice bottle of wine.

RE: American men and russian women.





abra

abra

cadabra

RE: Fingernails

Yes, I like women.

RE: Where R We come from?

Earth is the Isle of Misfit Toys.

RE: Blah Blah Blah...

Don't forget your spandex and flip-flops,

it's important to blend in.

RE: Describe your mood with a song.....

popcorn

RE: So... How Can You Tell If A Man Is Being "For Real" ??

He performs the actions of a serious man for a long enough

period of time to assuage your doubts.

RE: women can be crule sometimes

Ohhh wait, hold on... I've got something now,

and you're right, it ain't shame.

RE: women can be crule sometimes

I'm so ashamed.

RE: women can be crule sometimes

Oooops... manners.




Mornin' Jac.

RE: women can be crule sometimes

Show me.

RE: simplicity

You think the people on the dating site

might be over rating themselves?


...

RE: What kind of girl do you like (best)? Any weight or height preferred?

So here we are, you and I on this here heap..


It seems like maybe, we should think of a way to pass the time,


other than scrabble.

RE: Blah Blah Blah...

I found my razor.


Now make me a sandwich.





Errr... I mean, Hi Langely.


wave

RE: What kind of girl do you like (best)? Any weight or height preferred?

Measuring is a very important part of bragging,

otherwise it's just lieing, which is also satisying

but in a different way.

RE: Have any women on here gotten weird email....

Ginger, did he ask what you're wearing?

RE: Would you date someone 20 years older or younger than you?

No .

RE: Blah blah blah....

No, that'll do.

RE: Blah blah blah....

Is three months too early for potty training?

RE: Zoo

A crotch cricket.

RE: Zoo

It's just that I think a crab's life could be quite hairy,

and I so hate to be bored.

RE: Blah blah blah....

...carefully.




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