BBWfansdream Forum Posts (133)

RE: Why are you single?

I WAS single because my husband was a fool.
Now I am NOT single, because I am a fool in love.

RE: The Last Word....

Having gone completely blank over the last couple of days, and having a huge craving for a good conversation, BBW snaffles the word right out from under the Aussie forum watchers, does a happy na, na, nana, na dance in front of the international forumers, and trots off happily talking to herself.

RE: Hi i am new member

Its always a party here in the OZ/NZ forums! Welcome!

RE: A letter from Grandma!!!!

RE: How does a person build up their self-esteem,keep a positive attitude,deal with there past?

I tell myself everyday that there is always someone worse off than me. And while that sounds pretty fatalistic, it is really important to stop feeling sorry for yourself, in order to keep moving forward.

RE: Why do women smoke, when they spend a fortune on makeup

I think you have proved your statement false by the evidence.
'longhairedwoman' is 46 and looks like she is maybe 39. 'serpenta_manon' is 46 and would maybe look 40 on a bad day...35 on a good one. OMG, 'stareyes' is 36, and goddamn, she looks about 12!
I would kill to look half as good at 70, as 'bestbefore' does, because to me she looks hardly a day over 55!
I'm 37, and i dont have a single wrinkle...not even a smile line, even though I would love a couple of those.

And you, Mr 'Desperatelyseek', are 42, and, well, you obviously aren't a millimetre over 3 inches.



BTW, I have been smoking for more than half my life, and have just started the quit process...
Trust me, it is not anywhere near as easy as throwing ill-educated, biased, passive-agressive judgements around without caring who the land on.
Sounds like you should direct your rage at smoking women, back at the female smoker who made you feel so angry. Personally, I want to buy that woman a drink!

RE: The Last Word....

BBW takes a break from listening to her satisfied husband's 150 decibel snoring, makes herself a coffee , then sneaks in and steals the word, and stashes it under her big, hairy husbands pillow

Ha! Let them try and get passed him!

Then she gets back to making the best of the fantastic AUD/USD exchange rate on eBay
...
in peace

RE: The Last Word....

Dawgs has had custody far too long.
The word is mine for the night. I'm tying him to the bed head, and keeping one eye open for marauders.

RE: The Last Word....

After midnight, when everyone else has turned back into pumpkins, BBW pelts one size 11 pyrexglass slipper across the fence in front of BJ and while he is running around looking for the mysterious one legged princess, she skips off with the word, and gets her fairy godmother to turn wordie into a tall dark incredibly muscley stranger intouch with his inner Swayze, and together they dance off into the distance.

RE: Do you beleive 9\11 was a inside job/?

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

What the hell did you expect exactly?

RE: The Last Word....

BBW flashes Shell
(o)(o)
And while she screams 'I'm blind! I'm blind!'
runs off giving herself two black eyes in the process.
Slowing down to a brisk walk, she gets them back into the over the shoulder boulder holders, reminds herslf there a damn good reason she never did track at school, and then trots off with the word.

RE: The Last Word....

I waits till you are all fast asleep and snoring your heads off, creeping in quietly in the dark, and steal back the word.
Ha! Take that!! That will teach you all to have lives that require normal sleep patterns...or maybe just lives in general!
Might not keep it long, but its going to stay by my side for the longest time in the history of the word, and I will have my darstardly way with it while you all sleep!

RE: The Last Word....

Looks like I missed the word.

Hang on, there it is ----->

Yay! Its mine...all MINE!

Happy dance!

RE: The Last Word....

BBW's readers digest version...
Word is Mine. Not giving back.
So everyone can fark off!
MINE!!

RE: The Last Word....

Im a sharer.
Here, you have a W...then you can have the R....and the D for you.
Sorry, Im not THAT sharing..I want the O for myself.

RE: Need advice please?

Soooooo recommend Real Insurance.
I moved from ANZ...dont know the under-writer...and I halved my insurance on my home and contents, and cut my vehicle insurance down to one quarter of what I paid before. Plus was able to specify an agreed value of what I had paid for the car, rather than the crappy book value.
And they were so great when my husband recently reversed into some European noodle box car and wrote their car off...and cracked out wheel cover...lol.
I made one phone call, and it was all sorted. Car fixed. And no insurance increase...sweet!

RE: women who like cuddly men

Oh...sorry. I thought you meant cuddly men, like ones had a bit of extra weight!
Never mind!
As for your question, umm... no, I don't mind if they curl up with their head on my lap. But they better not have a bony, arsed chin...

RE: Why are handsome men intimidated by beautiful, successful, independent woman?

Don't think they ALL are.
I never had any problems attracting the handsome, smart ones...I even married one! But then he was not really focussed on his career, and driven to succeed, or had dreams of being a CEO of a huge corporation like I was.
Im sorting out that relationship now, but we only had problems when I was no longer successful and independant as I was before the MS monster halted my rise up the ladder.
As a couple, when I was motivated and driven for the both of us it was fantastic! We were a great team!

Maybe you are just looking for and at the wrong type handsome smart men. Sounds like you are looking for a bread winner type. What does a beautiful, succesful, independant woman want one of those for anyway?

RE: random comments #365

Scary, but I dont think the threat would stop me from stopping to help.
Just the same way, the threat of possibly getting burnt wouldnt stop me from trying to rescue someone from a house on fire, or being injured on broken glass wouldnt stop me from helping someone at a car accident.

A long time ago, I stepped in a stopped three guys from kicking the crap out of another guy, and didnt consider that I might get hurt myself...which luckily I didnt. And after I stopped it, I gave them a lecture on behaviour!
And when I worked in a bar, I once broke up a fight between two Outlaw gang members...later finding out one was the Master of Arms. At the time, you just don't think about what MIGHT happen.
I dont think I could just past.. even knowing the threat, it just would never cross my mind not to try to help.

RE: How would you bluff your way out of been caught in a compromising position

Easiest way of avoiding getting caught...









Don't let yourself get into a comprimising situation in the first place!
Sorry..not going to give you advice on how to better get away with being dawg, dude!

Ever got a threat from another member warning you off his/her 'special friend'?

Wish I knew who I was having this hot, steamy, adultorous relationship with!
Want feedback on how good I was!!

I',m thinking pretty damn good if I can pull this off when my computer has been out of action!!!LMAO!!
Goooooo Me!!

Ever got a threat from another member warning you off his/her 'special friend'?

I asked if it was a USA saying, if she had read my profile, and that I had a good word for her that would be understood in any language...
m o r o n!!
...but I said it politely...which is the way she politely told me...! lol

(not got piccys yet...forward to an e-mail address I can only access from the laptop...which some little man with tiny little screwdrivers is currently tickering with!)

Ever got a threat from another member warning you off his/her 'special friend'?

Woohooo! I got warned off today!
Logging in after a short hiatus, cos my laptop is on the frizt, I had a luuurvely e-mail from a luuurvely young woman warning me top stay away from her man...without actually telling me who it was that I was supposed to be chasing?

Oh....and she called me nappy head!...
Is that an American thing? If I were a redneck...?


Have you ever been 'warned off' another member?
Nicely or otherwise?

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Monday 2 August 8pm

Laptop has chucked a hissy fit and is in for repairs...
I will get straight onto checking my e-mails for your piccys as soon as I get it back!
Stupidly, I don't know how to log into my e-mail from here!

RE: Guilty little Secrets

BBW is internationally recognised as the abreviation for "Big Beautiful Women"...and I just happen to both be one...as well as well as having my own fan club, therefore, a BBW fans dream! LOL!
Bahahahahaha!

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Monday 2 August 8pm

The party thread has risen from the dead!

"Send me your pics guys to bbwfansdream@hotmail.com
and I will work out how to upload them to a CS Event Pic thread.
I dont work...and I have WAYY to much time on my hands!"

Shell225 good onya Shell
redozichick
Larf75
Twodawgz
Toffeapple
skippyguy
kezza007
thouroughbred
tarnsnz
awesome71
mariespoodles
justwavin2u
mick64 oh, hang on..you didnt come in costume...just send me a pic of yourself!

RE: Guilty little Secrets

So, if we are all so proud of our alter egos, why did no-one except Shell send me their pics?
so here is the request again and I will start hi-jacking all Aussie forums until I tick your name off my list!
Bahahahaha..(evil laugh)
"Send me your pics guys to bbwfansdream@hotmail.com
and I will work out how to upload them to a CS Event Pic thread.
I dont work...and I have WAYY to much time on my hands!"

RE: ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

OMG! Will you marry me???


hang on...I'm not divorced yet. Oh, well.

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Monday 2 August 8pm

I am SOOOO going to keep my new pics on my profile!
I feel like a brand new person! LOL!
Thanks everybody for a brilliant party...best time I've had on a school night for ages!
Goodnight everyone!

RE: FANCY DRESS PARTY - Monday 2 August 8pm

Do we have to kiss your ring now?