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Embarassing Moments!

I was working in a pub on the Airfield and mostly frequented by pilots, so more males than females, when a lady came and stood at the bar counter and dropped her handbag, spilling all the contents onto the floor. She seemed very flustered, so I came to her rescue saying "Oh don't worry, I drop mine in here all the time". I didn't live that down for a long time!

Embarassing Moments!

Or do we ever learn?

Embarassing Moments!

Wow, hadn't realised they sold drink now with anaesthetic in!! lol

Embarassing Moments!

I'm sure most of us have experienced embarassing moments at some time in our lives, and some of us more than once.

Would you like to share any one that stands out most in your mind?

RE: Interview the person below

Yes I can see just how happy you are and good luck to you both!

When was your last experience of real happiness?

RE: Do people in their 60's still get the urge?

Lol!! Yeh I did gather that he was a man, just not a boy!
Somehow Manfriend doesn't sound so good does it?

RE: Do people in their 60's still get the urge?

Oh yes I have the usual aches and pains too, as I'm sure we all have.

Thanks, I have met a couple of good friends on here, but not really expecting to meet my knight in shining armour on here, perhaps never, but it's great to have friends anyway.
As they say, relationships come and go, but friends last forever!

I think if you look too hard, you never find anyone, it usually happens when and where you least expect it..... I think fate has a hand in it too.

RE: Do people in their 60's still get the urge?

Lol!!! You are funny! Well luckily I haven't reached that stage YET!! and hopefully never will!! First and foremost though, I have to find a partner, that always helps! lol

RE: What helps you relax after a stressful day?

Oh yes the hotels are doing very well, it's becoming one of the top coastal holiday destinations in the UK.
You're right actually, extremely busy during the summer holidays..... we get hundreds of thousands of visitors over that period, but out of season the B&Bs are probably less expensive and we have Premier Inns as well so there are plenty of special offers to be had. If you're ever thinking on coming to Bournemouth you could always send me an email on here and I could make enquiries for you with regard to accomodation!

RE: What helps you relax after a stressful day?

Yes I know exactly what you mean, but it only takes about 2 hours by car from London to Bournemouth, not bad really, and quite a nice straight run.

It is worth being down here during the end of August bank holiday weekend, as we have a 4 day free Airshow with loads of other entertainment all along the beachfront and it's quite awesome!

RE: What made you smile or laugh today

Hi there Wow Factor and thanks for the welcome!

All the best!

RE: Do people in their 60's still get the urge?

I'll tell you something, I'm pretty sure we over 60's could show the younger ones a thing or two.......don't ever underestimate us!

"You don't stop playing because you're old, you get old if you stop playing"

RE: What made you smile or laugh today

Sailfree........ Your reply about scammers is exactly what I was about to post. I've been back on this site about 3 hours now and already received 2 scammers. It's hilarious really and actually, we don't even need much of a brain to spot them, they're so transparent.....just as well or they'd be getting away with murder!

RE: What helps you relax after a stressful day?

Eos11
Cheers to you too!

Wow factor
Yes I am fortunate to be living in such a beautiful part of the UK and only 4 mins walk away from the beach.
London has it's charm and I love visiting it, but not sure I'd like to live there!

RE: What helps you relax after a stressful day?

Thank you Mr L, nice to be welcomed and you're right it is a mad world on here, but entertaining nevertheless, or is it perhaps that I seriously need a bit more excitement in my life!! lol

All the best!

RE: What helps you relax after a stressful day?

A walk along the beach, followed by a glass of ice cold wine!!

RE: Do people in their 60's still get the urge?

Sounds exciting, looks like I have much to look forward to!! lol

RE: why am i married?

Strange blog!!! I would think a better reason for being married is because you're in love, not simply because you can!!!!

RE: He only exists in ur head

Thanks for that stringman, pretty amazing.

RE: He only exists in ur head

Wow Malbarido!!!!! Each to their own I say, but the comments you give are totally embarrassing to say the least! lol

Where on earth do you get your information from?
Tell you what, if you can prove to me there is no God...... I'll personally deliver a million pounds to you! Trouble is, you never could!
Quite a safe bet I would say! lol

Have a good day!

RE: Why has Bin Laden.....

Who cares, as long as he's finally off the face of the earth!

One down, still one to go.............President Mugabe!!!!

I agree with stepping on egg shells though, there will be a back lash I'm afraid!!

RE: Who taught you driving?

No-one, I am self taught!

RE: Pink Floyd...post your Favorites

Brick in the Wall and Learning to Fly, my favourites!

I worked in the bar Pilot's Pals on the Biggin Hill Airfield for 5 years, and one of our regulars, a retired Air Traffic Controller Grant Dempster, at Biggin always told the story of how he featured very briefly on the song 'Learning to Fly', though never did receive any royalities, as it was not supposed to have happened.
If you listen very carefully, you will just about hear his voice talking from the Tower when they recorded part of Learning to Fly!

Mike Winninck, who drank often at Pilot's Pals, but who sadly passed away last December, taught both Dave Gilmore and the drummer to fly from Biggin Hill.

They both went on to buy a light aircraft shortly after they got their licences.

RE: JMO.....on the Royal Wedding

What about the wedding gifts of money going to charity from 2,500 guests???? Quite a substantial amount don't you think???

RE: Royal wedding in UK

Chris: Oh so you were demonstrating against the monarchy? Didn't make much difference then did it?, don't know why you bothered!!! It is here to stay, so get used to it!

The Brits aren't as stupid as you are indirectly insinuating....... it is not that easy to hypnotize millions and pull the wool over their eyes , one or two people maybe, but we do have brains you know, we can work things out for ourselves thank you!

We love the Monarchy, may it be here to stay, and continue to bring in millions of tourists from all over the world each year.
Thanks also for the wonderful work they do for charitable causes.

RE: Royal wedding in UK

Well said, my sentiments exactly!

It was a wonderful wedding of two people in love and who in incidently do a hell of a lot for charity..... what has happened to you all, very few these days have much interest in romance, can't think why they're on a site looking for love!!!! doesn't make sense!

I wish them all the best, they've certainly captured the hearts of the people in Britain and many other parts of the world I should think too!

As for hypnotizing the public Chris? What a shallow and bitter statement!!!
I think that was a beautiful and generous gesture asking the guests to donate to charities instead of sending wedding gifts!

RE: Donald Trump as President? If so I am leaving America

Well he worked pretty hard to become a fat cat as you so call him, he didn't just get there by accident!

There is no way of knowing who would make a good president, until they become president, only then do you get to find out!

RE: What do you use the most in your daily life ?

Water of course!!

RE: Does anyone cook anymore?

Oh it is far more expensive in the long run, eating out, that's for sure. You can eat healthily and more cheaply if you cook for yourself, and you never need to spend more that a half an hour on any one meal, even a roast..... check out Jamie Olivier's half hour meals, there's a book out.
I very seldom spend more than about 15 mins on a meal... eg. steak and vegetables or salads, probably the quickest meal to make.... and quite simple.

RE: finish this sentence ....

win the lottery

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