Sorry to hear that, but there is nothing you can do, best you can do is get out with friends when your children aren't around. Time (yes I know it's a cliche) is the only healer.
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
Arias from La Boeme and Madame Butterfly rate amongest my favs, but would also have to get back to you with the titles as I can never remember them all, 'Your tiny hands are frozen' springs to mind and not classical but none the less beautiful is Eva Cassidy singing 'Over the Rainbow'
RE: Flirting etiquette.
Aircon's only after some lady with money to indulge him!...Hey careful what you say there girl! Did you make it to Greece yet this year?